posters strike whose w me

my goofy ass when people ask for accountability

this diva

Beaver

two million giant squids a day

nobody talks about how the guy on the $20 looks like Epstein???

This is what Columbo would look like in 2025 due to woke

Trying a new salt bagel this morning…

That’s just Arizona

Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Kimmel

hold on I'm taking notes for comebacks to use at recess

first they came for will stancil and I did not speak up because they did not in fact come for him

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Have YOU courtesy-fav’d today? 🫵💬❤️❓

As much as American media would like to pretend otherwise, the biggest and most consequential news story of the week is Trump voluntarily blowing up our relationship with our most pivotal ally in East Asia

bro said irregardless

I feel like anyone who thinks about history for a few seconds can see that enduring change is typically predicated on — or at the very least involves — violence, irregardless of how we want to feel about that

Sorry big dog, you know I'd love to make the Quinceañera but that lands smack dab in the middle of my nap time. And you know how I get

chuck schumer is responsible for the death of charlie kirk and must resign

at cannae hannibal did like a billion 9/11s if you do it per capita

ummm ad hominem???

probably safe to assume she makes posts like this whenever gun violence is major news. what's that? huh? ah well nevertheless

anyone wanna take turns eulogizing a fascist with me 👉👈

Political violence has had its global center in the United States. Saying it has no place here is just fucking stupid and ahistorical. A lie. It just usually happens to one class around the globe.

ok. let's all have a 36-72 hour debate about the efficacy of political violence.

consider being a needless contrarian

damn and I thought all the racist episodes of Seinfeld were an accident

what's the over under on snakes being able to climb trees, probably depends on the tree and the snake?

“It’s a wonderful word, juche—an old fashioned word, but one you’re about hearing more and more these days, from some very wonderful people. Juche—it’s got such a nice sound to it, don’t you think?”

if you have sex you’re a whore

Florida play calling like jimmy buffet’s “fins” You got screens to the left Screens to the right And it’s al-ready third down!

the art // the artist

just got beat by a dog at chess but I learned a lot from the dog's strategy. that in itself is a win.

MODS!!!! MODS!!!! THE MEANIES DESCRIBED WHAT I BELIEVE!!!!

there could never be protestant new orleans

Hey siri is the girl from ipanema a woke song

I finally put out an update for my app to get ready for iOS 26 and I added lots of other stuff for my app: testflight.apple.com/join/8zPe2QG8 lots of stuff still broken/wrong but I'm liking how it's coming along. Drag to reorder feeds, voice notes (needs work), post GIFs from your phone as videos

Actually it does. And that cohesive politics is Fallout: New Vegas

HE LED THE TEN THOUSAND OUT OF PERSIA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRILLIANT GREEK COMMANDER. IN THIS HOUSE XENOPHON IS A HERO—END OF STORY

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every crew has that one homie who likes dick the exact correct amount 😂 not too much, not too little 😂

this…

sick of sexist ass leftist ass men. respect women.