*looks under your foreskin* was THIS your card?

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

indeed

I’m built like this if you care

How is it that we both exist and don’t at the same time.

for the last 3 years i’ve been watching hannah meticulously disassembling and studying a huge array of dance music genres and it really paid off. do yourself a favor and go listen to this

hannahaccount.bandcamp.com/album/echo-w... echo worship is out today on bandcamp!

Incredible that we need to make sure that medicine isn’t fun.

Everyone needs to be asking themselves what ICE is going to do with that budget when the job is done.

trying to impress the biology teacher I had a crush on by telling him I had to excrete

I keep meticulous notes regarding the medicalization of my gender transition such that when I die someone might know exactly what I injected into which of my peachy butt cheeks.

“sando” grow up

"Ok, I'm gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You're a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car's ok, give ya another cookie. If the car's gone—give ya another cookie anyway. 'cause I love ya"

Sarah Mcbride: Okay but was Charlie Kirk low key trade?

This is what Columbo would look like in 2025 due to woke

we are entering the season of forgiveness, the era of solidarity and the forever year of resilience

How do we even deal with this kind of brain damage

a hitler youth in the year of our lord 2025 is quite a choice king

new free newsletter post about nothing in particular anecdata.substack.com/p/theory-of-...

pokémon wegovy to the polls

in america, simply living with someone who might possibly be trans is terrorism now. everyone sees what their going to try to do now right

a beautiful transgender woman played bass on princess and another beautiful transgender woman is playing bass on lp2

Listen up liberal:

If the dumb one knows that they’re dumb it can absolutely be beautiful.

"celebrated" lmao. girl if you think this looks glamorous you should probably be asking different questions.

Nobody likes women with muscles anymore 😔

Calling something cringe is exactly like a child calling something yucky. They’re both probably correct, it is yucky. But a child lacks the analytical capability to tell you why it is in fact, yucky whereas an adult should be able to tell you why something is cringe.

I don’t think I’m using bsky.app correctly

This is such a wild reaction to being called ohio

NEW: More than two decades after victims and families of the 9/11 attacks began trying to hold the Saudi government responsible for aiding the Qaida terrorists who carried out the plot, a judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the kingdom can go to trial.

feeling hot

I think I’m going to stop having opinions Who would like to have opinions for me?

GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, and after MORE THAN 30 YEARS of HIV vaccine clinical trials, researchers have developed a vaccine that has SUCCESSFULLY generated TIER 2 broadly neutralizing antibodies (bnAbs) against HIV and BLOCKS viral infection in vaccinated PEOPLE.

Are we all overlooking the fact that Trump is tilting at a fucking windmill here, in real time? Truly, truth is stranger than fiction.

waxing a week early just to feel something.

never a good thing, either, when you have a section on your Wikipedia page called "the fucksaw incident"

if youre AMAB and over the age over 30 you probably dont have it. get it.

i love logging on to bsky.app and being a reply guy for people that enjoy.

I said a while ago that the medical faction of the anti trans backlash is a desire to regain dictatorial control over trans people’s fates. those people have now been marginalized in favor of the fundie televangelist pedocon faction but it’s still worth pointing out how gross the doctors are

so are you done making dc jokes yet

One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity

there’s still another Brooklyn date with tickets for sale (Sept 14)

Big sister hours

tell me again how newsom has no choice but to throw us to the wolves

begging and pleading for people to start internalizing that “show me your papers” is not just about immigration

not to be all ikea bisexal couch but, its amazing to me how lesbians love to tell me im a lesbian and straight girls like to tell me im wasting my time with other women.

im not your mommy.