dumb assholes like this are why the world sucks shit

this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator

Does this guy seriously expect us to believe this??

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The thing I love best about Bluesky is trying to piece together the news of the day only from the reactions that bubble to the top of What's Hot

gettinng jackef off on the #fingernet

me when uhhh

GLM-4.6 😛😛

Gunge! [polite applause] Slime! [applause, a few whoops] Sludge! Gunk! And goo! [whole crowd is on their feet cheering] Fresh water.. from a clear mountain stream..? [confusion in the crowd, some booing] ....teeming with brain eating bacteria! [crowd roars in delight, lost in ecstatic jubilation]

hr ? you mean the propaganda department ?

Whenever I see this image come on my fyp I'm inclined to believe it's true. because what mortal being could say something so beautiful and display it in such an insane way

It's crazy how much harder everything hits with the current state of things.. like damn I spilled soda on myself AND i barely have any rights left ???

I love and appreciate wikipedia. I have the entirety of English Wikipedia downloaded onto my laptop and I think you should too 🫵 You can use an app like Kiwix to download and read all of Wikipedia without an internet connection I think this is important given the state of the world kiwix.org

Meet Google's Genocide Czar: Thomas Kurian! Google Cloud's CEO is an industry leader in the deployment of AI for occupation & genocide—providing cutting-edge cloud computing tech via Project Nimbus to Israel's military, & enabling them to massacre hundreds of thousands of Palestinians in Gaza

such my penis

If you read this you are 99% straight but for some reason sometimes you see a hot guy and are like I want to twist that thing inside out lmao

I came up with binary search first btw

i changed my shit up

the last person i saw the bluesky mods go to bat this hard for was jesse singal. this thing is run by fucking losers

Whoever did this is going to be in major trouble with the dean

How did he know......

what if when they actually catch the shooter its another stupidly hot guy with a hilarious name

Honestly did not realize that the neck was even a vulnerable point. Going to have to switch up the way I attack people

RIP BOZO

New fashion: wearing a wig that is smaller than my real hair underneath it.

Ignore it bro. That’s delightbait

Where is the Imagine Dragons fandom on bluesky

Can you believe this guy

when u see a cybertruck it's like... oh thats The Enemy

Shout out to Euler mf was smart as hell

johnny 5 reading a bunch of old playboys really fast and going nuts. spinning around with his arms in the air screaming for more porno

I used to love computers. Computers reify math/logic into reality. Silicon Valley exists to chase money but at least it offered a living working on math/logic. Now not even that. Hard logic is old-fashioned. Silicon Valley is for vibe coding with $$$s in your eyes and little else.

Radioactive Imagine Dragons

Dear Abbie, I work at a big company with a lot of thirsty guys and by the time my boss gets to me on our lunch break she’s always out of milk. I’m a newish hire and I don’t want to rock the boat but how do I respectfully bring up the idea of a wet nurse to her? I’m struggling to focus on my task!

Guess mama must have had a coarse pussy because by the time I was born I was already worn smooth and perfect like a stone in the water

Seeing a pro-AI sentiment among some therapists reveals a few things about the belief systems of modern Wellness 1. All the theory is just window dressing 2. Production of outcome measurements from self-reports is all that matters 3. The basis of the relationship is extraction

Extremely online Marie Antoinette: touch cake

I came up with binary search first btw

Need to see this one more

The Smiling Homie giving me one of his iconic grins. Get away from me you freak, get a real personality.

not very

Wtf it's back normal

What the hell. The app opening animation changed on my whole phone

Okay, settle an argument for me. Did Einstein ever say: "There is no such thing as a free noodle. But there should be." I feel like I've seen that on like those quote cards or a poster in a library or something but my coworkers think that it was actually my friend Noodle Man.

I had to poke my now-wife’s father on Facebook hundreds of times before he would even let me into their compound