The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

Something a bit different. This is the first photo I ever took of my (now) husband. Taken in the pub after the premiere of "Charlie Wilsons War" (The first premiere I ever attended) on 9th January 2008. We had met a month earlier on the 12th December 2007 Little did I know where we would end up..

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

“Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, told the FBI in 2023 that Epstein was murdered in his jail cell because he was about to ‘name names.’ Mark Epstein, 71, who has long believed that his brother was killed, also alleged in the tip that President Trump ‘authorized’ the late sex trafficker’s murder.”

Mockler: He said he grabbed women because they let him do it. You heard that clip, right? Abuse of power dynamics. Now that he's in office, he's abusing these same power dynamics to cover up the files, delay the releases, redact.

"A scene in a script should never be longer in number of pages than it has number of characters." In short, a two person scene should never be longer than 2 pages. Scott & I include a long dialog scene in every one of our movies that we are ALWAYS told is too long and will be cut, then never is.

Goodness me, it’s like someone rewrote The Twelve Days of Christmas with sex pests www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.

🚨BREAKING: GRETA THUNBERG ARRESTED UNDER TERRORISM ACT FOR SUPPORTING 'PALESTINE ACTION PRISONERS'

I had a cry earlier (Christmas has been a tough time in recent years) and the cat, who hates me, came into the room where he never sits, curled up and stared at me like this until I felt better. Then he left again.

Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here. www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

Nothing says 'tis the Season like social media users quote dunking on pleas for people to seek help during an emotionally brutal season. Heads up: detached irony is out. Being snarky to strangers doesn't make you look cool; It makes you look like just another asshole and we are full up on those.

I do think the key for things like Home Alone, Muppet Christmas Carol, etc. is that the actors fully commit to the bit I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically

So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year

Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.

Boosting for anyone else trying to get into the holiday spirit.

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows you would taste really good So be ready with your stake Oh You'd better not shout You'd better not cry He's moving to London, he's sexy and bi Dracula is coming to town

Erika Kirk is a stone-cold dumb-dumb. I’ve seen people searching for her motives, her game plan, trying to keep up with her 5D chess. Give it up. She is an idiot who wants relevance and everything that goes with it. Everything she does makes far more sense when you realise that.

Really excited to be in the next issue of Fangoria and interviewing some badasses. It’s also nice to only be writing at places where people don’t throw tantrums and don’t get mad at me for doing my job. That’s a whole other article though…

The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.

A very Threads moment. NB there is no indication from their timeline that they are joking.

Perfect for getting right into the corners

After the success of the George Foreman grill, Villeda are to introduce The Jake Paul floor mop.

I had to start somewhere because I am drowning in receipts. Here’s why I quit though: buymeacoffee.com/sharai/why-i...

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

Just seen an article about a guy who wants to create “the Dubai of the Caribbean“. That’s like calling St Tropez the Margate of France or saying Lionel Messi is the Argentinian Barry Arkwright.

Bondi Beach is not in Britain. FFS

I'm so excited for this film. Rohan Campbell is an excellent choice for Billy and the trailer looks SO FUN.

Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws

lmao

The organised and consistent fashion in which Labour has been depicting itself as racist has been picked up by their supporters.

Hear me out … I think there’s a chance Trump might be losing his mind.

It’s been 3 days since we learned Donald blew Bubba and he still hasn’t denied it.

this is a major blow from trump

What time is it? It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME

Biggest story of the day, per Fox News: Gavin Newsom's reaction to a Turning Point event at UC Berkeley

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

I’ve said this before, but a huge function of our carceral system is resource extraction from exploited communities, and that includes the fees, commissary, and essentials people send to their loved ones, not to mention the time, attention, energy, etc.

Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.

I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote: "To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace." No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.

Physical therapy’s not enough. Bring in the steamroller.

On this day in Horror History, SEED OF CHUCKY was released in 2004.

Just found out that Chronic Post Stroke Pain (CPSP) is an actual thing and that if you have fibro (👋🏻) you have more of a chance of developing it. This explains why the left side of my body is totally kaput 😭

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Look at thsi picture. What do you see? 1) Two sock puppets? 2) Two snuggle bunnies? 3) Two little tigers? 4) Two pampered housecats? 5) All of the Above? It's Monday, it's horrible, soggy and wet outside, so stay in and do nothing; that's the Joe and Jake way! Na-meowste to you all!

The BBC is apologising for its Panorama edit. It shouldn’t. First, the narrative is true: Donald Trump *did* incite the Capitol riot. Second, the apology won’t appease those attacking it. So why not at least stand for something? Wrote this on it earlier this week: inews.co.uk/news/world/b...