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Finally, a sewing machine for men.

Poblanos and bell peppers are in the dirt, along with the BF's fave cherry tomatoes and my experimental Better Boy cultivar.

You're telling me a vibe coded this website?

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I am growing such good strawberries for the rabbit that lives under my shed.

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Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

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Finally, someone is asking the important questions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhz...

passed my prostate exam

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SINCE APPARENTLY ITS GETTING MENTIONED ON PODCASTS (thank you to whoever did this lmao) Hey yeah big event memorial day weekend! We're doing it again!! I'm subjecting streamers to, absolutely horrible ideas but its good!!!

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

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I sleep in an Atari 2600, do you?

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If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

Soon....

“Hollow Night Silksong” was a six year sociological study conducted by Harvard in association with Team Cherry. We have concluded our study. Thank you all for your time.

The game I've been working on this year is now available! Pigment is a platformer with movement and mechanics inspired by Hollow Knight, Ori, and The Messenger. There is a big focus on air mobility. Get it for free at: dstears.itch.io/pigment #gamedev #indiegame

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

Me at work, trying to keep my neuron on task.

twitter just removed this design + locked my account for the next 12 hours

This is show you sell a video game to me.

This was really, really, stupidly funny youtu.be/dSlGxtOTbbI?...

the four words every girl wants to hear

"We don't know what it is or where it came from, but all citizens are advised to avoid contact with the substance and resist the urge to consume it."

Hey Gang! The incredible people at @distributeaid.org are putting together kits providing desperately needed supplies for trans people across the country. Me and 19 others have bundled some outstanding games together to raise money for this incredibly necessary project! itch.io/b/2889/hrt-h...

Congratulations to @benitocereno.bsky.social for making the front page of the Onion.

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