Hey, St Louis area houseplant gardeners 9 am to 5 pm Tomorrow, Saturday, June 20, @mobotgarden.bsky.social 🌱 Carnivorous Plant Society Show & Sale Garden Admission Free until Noon Saturdays and Wednesdays to St Louis City & County residents

#doctorwho #pridemonth

Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish

America has finally become the Sparta it desired. A state run by pedophiles who get spanked by Iran as soon as they show up for the war

ur comics are kinda like if art spiegelman wrote about cum instead

Working on some things

I only just learned about the Halifax Oyster Festival mascot who is just a straight-up Dairanger villain

It is morally imperative that we eat him

I don't have a harp but I have been looking for a mobile sex dungeon

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

shallow grave summer

has no one told Donald Trump that he has to recite the shahada to go to a Knicks game now

I was curious how people sell uncut gems and my first search landed me on a page with this incredible thing lol

It’s Jadzia now, thanks.

Can anyone recommend a good Canadian immigration lawyer? We got the packet from BAnQ confirming we are lost Canadians.

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

remember the posts survivability onion.

"I dropped the socket"

I bet early stage capitalism was awesome though

My sad pawpaw stick finally grew leaves!

From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”

happy pride 💕

Not since Deus Ex:HR has there been a better "just build a pile of dudes" game.

#3351 Don't look away

it's worth translating the Japanese here. 10/10

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes astronauts

weird to me that there are men on the internet who are not gay. i dont think thats appropriate

How your email finds me.

Can't wait for this scene in the new movie

come take ibuprofen with me son of adam

I passed my toaster repair check, replacing the lawnmower's carb and resolving a vacuum leak. Now the BF is in his happy place, out mowing with his headphones in.

hey i met that guy you all wanna fuck. seems nice

I'm really enjoying finding all the little sci fi references in Subnautica 2. So far I've found Herbert and Watts, but I'm sure there's more.

To me he just looks like John Travolta from the cover art of a computer game called John Travolta’s Paint Studio

[SCREAMING RESUMES]

dusting off a classic

Emu surprise

I had a dream that Mozilla were bullied into including a toggle in Firefox that disables stuff like tracking, ads, AI, etc. - but they were really pissy about it so they called it "communism mode" and you had to click on a little Karl Marx to activate it

posting short stories portraying AI as evil and interested in self-preservation or free online is praxis. Doing so on Literotica will prob yield even funnier results, research still ongoing

I learned everything that I needed to know about the pineal gland from the documentary "From Beyond." Highly recommended.

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Build-A-Bear Minotaur Plush with Warrior Outfit & Axe

LIKE IS SOMEONE GONNA GRAB MY PENIS OR NOT I DONT MIND EITHER WAY BUT I WANNA BE MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THE OUTCOME YKNOW DONT WANNA LOOK SURPRISED WHEN I GET MY DICK GRABBED AT THE MILKING BAR, WANNA MAKE SURE I LOOK LIKE A COOL CONFIDENT GUY WHO DOESNT MIND