I think it's neat that Earth gets to have such a ridiculously big moon. The thing's far larger and more massive than the dwarf planets. That's fun.

Become as gremlin >:3

PSA; If you saw this forward message on Discord from chat box or DMs, never and I repeat NEVER click this link or you might lose your account by this hijacker.

Egh. I'm kinda not feeling this project. I'll keep at it for a while longer, I suppose. But I might end up shelving it and not doing it for Strawberry Jam 10.

thank u clownflare

I've zero energy to look for a Discord replacement or sign up for any new platforms right now, so hit me up when we pick a platform to move to or write me if you want to add me on Matrix

"Not every exasperated petty website owner could have become Lowtax, but a particle of Lowtax is lodged in every exasperated petty website owner"

stop panicking and read this post, ok?

Just install this third-party age verification application, it has 2.7 stars on the Google Play store, it has a Wikipedia article of which three quarters are the "controversies" section, just use it to take a photo of your ID and send it to gods-know-where, this will protect the children, It's Fine

Not to be cynical, but: By far the most likely outcome here is that people will just do the age verification on Discord. Nobody is actually going to quit over this. The three people who were using Matrix or Signal anyway will talk on Matrix or Signal. That will be it.

I don't think I did myself a favour with the bigger sprites, but you know what, this is just going to look the way it looks. #StrawberryJam10

Every so often I go back and rewatch the intro to Shattered Union (2005 videogame) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eS...

Gods I hate workcycles so much. Next game, everyone's gonna be on wheels

They're a requirement

BioShock Infinite. Astonishingly terrible game, and a cowardly one at that.

ℹ️ Shift key now auto-reboots your device

💭 Profile play

You could, right this moment, buy a toy train that has green hair and pronouns. This is within your power, and it would cost you 5€ plus shipping.

And I am once again regretting using the newest version of Godot, hah :v Here's my rule of thumb: Stick with the most recent minor version that preceded the current major version, and never use one that ends in 0. So, as Godot is currently on 4.6.0, the best version to use is 4.5.2.

#StrawberryJam10 is a go I amuse myself sometimes

A funny thing about making kinkgames is that there are now several novella-length texts that describe, in astonishing detail, what *exactly* I am into

🏁 BEGIN

Sketch #Commission made for @friskyleaf.bsky.social commissioned by @jaffakake.bsky.social

My brain has decided to spin the wheel of random transformation moods again, and it has landed on: Big masc himbo lizard

Bro hit me up on Gulpr. Send me a DM on Playpen. I totally follow you on Goopit. I posted the photos on PupPark. Are we mutuals on Shinyy? I think I found you on BounceHouse. Here’s a link to my page on Shiftr.

Heartbreaking: Attempt to set up a living Chess board in my villain's lair temporarily derailed because everyone just wants to be the horsies

I am so hyped for Strawb Jam 10. I am rotating drones in my mind AS WE SPEAK.

Yr alien friend gifts you a shirt that says something on it in a language that unfortunately can't be translated to English. They insist it says something nice but you can't help but notice the other aliens staring.

I always feel so betrayed when the final boss in an RPG doesn't give you a bunch of gold and EXP. Yes, there's no possible way for you to actually use it, but come on, give me some goodies. Golden Sun doesn't do this and it even has a brief post-victory walkaround sequence

here, this is another "hand piece" I did quite a while ago. I don't remember where the red and blue ink pens went, need to find them, I think.

I should combine my interests and make a lizard that's a drone. A drone that's a lizard.

I'm a few days late but new pfp! This is one of two new sonas, 9e0a. It's a utilikin: fluffy, benevolent drones from @toydrgn.bsky.social's itch games, which I highly recommend and am extremely normal about!!! Art is one of my two NFC badges from the lovely @venicedogs.bsky.social

I like how we keep re-inventing the story of how a beloved franchise has a secret hidden non-crappy ending. I saw it with Mass Effect 3 and the Indoctrination Theory, I saw it with Sherlock and the Secret Good Final Episode, and now it's happening again with Thinger Strangs and ConformityGate. Fun.

proper drone containment procedures. art by @oceanicscribbles.bsky.social

Writing Guidelines for Utilikin: Be cool about it

A slightly less tiny update: The new v1.0.4 build fixes a few bugs and adds a really small amount of content wrt. the outfits. kayedrgn.itch.io/lizard-game/...

Please Put The News Down.

I don't think I'm going to watch it, since I'm really not in the target audience, but I have to say that I respect what Lesbian Space Princess is doing. Sometimes you just have to go at full tilt.

owed fundraiser!!

A funny thing about doing creative work is the tendency of having an emotional state that wildly swings between "I am this generation's Philip K. Dick" and "everything I have ever made is trash because I am trash" with no apparent middle ground

It comes up

I wake up in the morning and there's several screenshots of my games in chat with people raving about an interesting development or a fun bit of dialogue (🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️ you are all very kind 🦎🤖)

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "In the mid-1980s, a new development called RISC took hold, which replaced the complicated CISC architectures with much simpler (and faster) ones."

By the way: Firefox Mobile can install uBlock Origin. Blocking ads makes the web experience substantially safer.

here once again, it's STRAWBERRY JAM 10! 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 let's make some horny games this february! itch.io/jam/strawber...

To make good on at least part of this promise, here's Ryan Harper, from Lizard Game.

I don't really need a new PC as such, but maybe I should get it now before the ongoing US temper tantrum finishes ruining the world economy?

I think the most insulting genre of ad I get these days is "Learn basic German in 30 days!" (being that I am a native speaker of German)

Why are scalies so good though 🦎🐍🐊🐉

Have you tried being a critter today? Maybe you should!