The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally. And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.

I’m howling.

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

Bowl season is coming… Prince Cheddward is ready.

This is a war crime.

It's a big club...and you ain't it. Corporate media is corrupt, incestuous and broken.

"Also amazing are pancakes, folks. A new word nobody has ever heard. I came up with it. They're like cakes but from a pan. I call them pancakes. Christians too. Adopting to pancakes. Very big stuff. Ballroom. Huge. And some say flarpnozzle bing. Bingidy bangidy. So sad. Flurp."

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is NYT: but her emails

The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.

every company in 2025

Mitch McConnel's singular political insight is that Presidents get punished for Congressional obstinancy and he used that insight to get the Right an unbreakable majority on the Supreme Court, so of course Chuck Schumer's iteration on it is to proactively let democrats take blame after tangible harm

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

one of the all-time great suckups. first-ballot Brown-Nosing Hall of Fame

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

Logan Square, you're alright

🚨 to everyone who grew up in DC in the 1980s 🚨 consequence.net/2025/11/henr...

A lot of people think that national CFB media don't like Freeze because he's conservative, or Christian, or both. No, it's because he's a fundamental phony who treats people badly and grants himself absolution without changing his behavior, in exactly the ways Jason predicted years ago

The only time Freeze led Auburn to a bowl he got his head caved in by Mike Locksley.

just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff

If you come to my house on Halloween, kids will get candy and adults will get a candy with a free zine illustrated by @meganpiont.bsky.social

Next you’ll be telling me he referred to his second cousins as his first cousins once removed, the absolute villain, the rapscallion, the horse thief

Dak deprived us the Aubrey super kick and sadly I’m not gonna be able to forgive him for that

By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."

There's a certain threshold of fan vs. coach toxicity where I don't think you can ever rule out a coaching change. Ryan Day got close to this zone last year but then beat Tennessee. I think we could call it The Franklin Zone in honor of this year's first casualty of it. Anyway how about LSU

I mean sure he’s bankrupting me and people like me, but he’s also making immigrants suffer. So as you can see, it’s a hard choice.

conservatives made this meme about how, like, 100 years ago men WORKED ON FARMS and FOUGHT IN WARS and now men SIT BEHIND DESKS and SEND EMAILS, but it's actually true in that 100 years ago kids died of polio and now people dedicate their extremely comfortable lives to trying to get rid of vaccines

this is the face of a 36-year-old man who probably wanted a jersey with his actual name on it but is still carrying the burden of a fictional teenage loser he played in 2001 like an albatross around his neck

Jim Smith, Buzz Williams and Darryl Pines at last night’s Midnight Mile. Maryland basketball unofficially opens their season on Monday with an exhibition matchup against UMBC 🐢

Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great. You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.

this is kind of peak incel. by day, race war and fascism; when nom gets in trouble, mom calls the principal

We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people.

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(slaps bar counter) “Alright, Chip, let’s have those car keys”

It's meaningful that this is Santos. He has no friends. He has no power. He has no influence. This isn't the kind of corruption where Trump gets money or favors. This is a message: no matter how big an asshole you are or how much everyone hates you, the law does not bind you if you are a Republican.

Once again re-sharing this AMAZING blog going over in great detail the making of Episode 9 from the various sources documented over the years talkingpicturesandgames.wordpress.com/2024/12/25/t... #TROS #StarWars #Sequels #Episode9

Remember, brown 13-year-olds are hardened menaces to society, but 30-something Republican Hitler afficionados in positions of power are just li’l guys.

very funny that JD Vance has so little to do with his time that he goes on podcasts to defend 30-year-old men for saying how much they love Hitler

James Michael Johnson, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, is fanatically devoted to Donald Trump and expresses his adoration by endeavoring to give Trump everything he wants, despite never having heard a word Trump has written or said or any specific account of anything Trump has done.

Been informed this game's proper name is El Crapico.

football is the game of gods

what the fuck kind of Charlie Brown had hoes take is this

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34