counterpoint: making harry potter culturally anti-woke media will force the 'guys in wrap-around shades ranting in their car' demographic to become harry potter adults, which is potentially very funny.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

fiat 500 time babey

might need to get a new car :( found a cheap cute car that isnt awful :)

not sure what it means that the more playlists i make the more playlists with names like "drunk driving" are recommended to me

they took tilly norwood out back and shot her. her remains were eaten by wild dogs. this is your fault.

Anus Bowler England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

ohhhh i missed working so much. im actively getting rained on n im just like :) plants :)

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I...I couldn't resist myself.

I love everyone responding to this with jokes and not acknowledging that this is a thing one of the programmers at Bluesky did

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

everything else aside, crowdsourcing bigotry is wild

:3

hes saying hi :)

becoming emotionally attached to the hornworm im giving tapioca as a treat tonight.... 👍

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

kash patel going crazy on the sybian

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

"modern lego womens torsos have either chests or have shadowing to make it look like they have a skinny waist" "god forbid the women be bricks"

THE JEWELRY EXCHANGE IN SUDBURY 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

do you have a map? because i keep getting lost in your bush

i think everyone needs to hear and understand this. when you go to jail you are not guilty yet. they can have you sit in a cell until your court date or until you post bail if they want. they dont even need to charge you. can just have you come sit in jail for a day or two...

my partner hates brad pitt so much i love this... i had no idea... we just watched thelma and louise and theyre popping off reading his wiki

yo ur pussy got a comb over? nice dude

there are credible allegations of grooming against the grungler. we have to start calling him the groomgler. sorry

days since last Lip Balm In The Dryer situation: 0

at this point i feel like aspiring for a career as a "streamer" or "influencer" is the modern day equivalent of a medieval peasant child wanting to grow up to be the village idiot

Reminder for people who might forget: Ryan is one of the journalists who used a white supremacist as a source for that Mamdani college application story, without revealing that the source was a white supremacist, which is fucking relevant to the privacy breach in the story!!

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

It's incredible how it was revealed that the anti-trans push over the past decade was concocted in no small part by a literal PEDOPHILE CONSPIRACY and the reaction of transphobic lawmakers, journalists, academics has been a shrug and a "well, we gotta carry out the orders from pedophile island"

After a discussion with their attorney, I have confirmed that Juan, his 16-month-old sister, his mom, and his dad have been deported.

(people i don't know at a party) GIRL: right? all these fuckin creepy old white men GUY: like a broken record, it's this shit over and over every day ME (pretty sure this is a conversation about Dark City): yeah plus who they bald asses tryna fool with those hats?? you know the homeboy psychic

Temperature above freezing, plus direct sunlight

Choose your fighter

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

It just keeps going!

My favorite part of the lost blankie story is that they had to re-hire the pilot because there was no one else to fly them home

my parents are divorcing and apparently my moms telling my dad that if he moves out he'll still have to come over to do stuff around the house and take care of the dogs??? jesus christ i cant believe neither of them are getting a lawyer

Wow who could have ever foreseen a white woman using tears to manipulate power! I, for one, am stunned. (Yes it’s good character detail.)

Oh so it’s literally all of them cool good to know

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis