What's up alien nation it's ya boy marx here and with me as always is engels

working xmas eve and boxing day is so evil, to me

desperately need whatever tf my brother has that allows him to say no to our parents

my moms inability to Not Spend Money is ruining all of our lives. its hit a point where she has yelled at me out of jealousy because i got a package in the mail one day and she didnt

mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts

my aunt is here and im hiding and i have literal trash as gifts. they spent so much money that they do not actually have

my parents spent far too much money on like.... garbage gifts that none of us want. they went into what they have left of my grandmas inheritance money on ai slop and stuff that they know we wont like, just because my mom cant stop shopping and needed an excuse to buy tiktok shop bullshit

Upsetting flatware continued

not the ai slop gifts

He is born

please when will i stop sweating

Just wanted to make sure this video was on this website

what’s a 5’4 white boy with a tiny penis and major swagger gotta do to get into your pants pretty lady

There’s no pretense here of the student even attempting to complete the assignment according to the rubric of the course. How the university can even pretend that any of this is about academic judgement is beyond me. Call it out for the nakedly and calculatedly political act that it is.

tony hawk was in the nutcracker in san diego

i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

cried 3x today so far 👍 but have imbibed in 0 substances (the two are related)

And Tiny Tim, WHO COULD NOT DIE, crawled on under the glare of the dying sun

And then be sure to complain about all the nsfw stuff in your feed

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

"all men are ontologically evil" so trans men are evil? "well not them but-" so you don't see them as men? "well it's the cishet males-" okay but what about the straight and bi trans women who date them, are they evil? like you gotta be able to separate the patriarchy and individual men

god bless us, every one

I once had a boss on a TV show I worked on who never wanted to see cars in establishing shots of cities or other b-roll because he felt they instantly dated the footage, shortening a show's shelf life. I think about that a lot!

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

from the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" article

Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

capybara making a delicious curry

The holiday season can bring up a lot for many of us, especially those of us who have complex relationships with family. During this time, we want to make sure you know about safe direct services & resources so we’re re-sharing this list you can lean on for support during the holiday season. 💗

ELLA FITZGERALD: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it! Let’s do it! Let’s fall in love! DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg

idk why (tolerance) bur i never really "felt" vape carts that much. HOWEVER, stopping using them has been like being hit by a bus filled with emotional baggage

abusers and predators flock to any worldview that promises guaranteed forgiveness and immunity from consequences.

had to try and explain to my mother the other day that when she leaves food packages wide open, things become stale and inedible. i almost completely lost my mind when it confused her.

did not buy weed today 👍

if anyone knows who made this please lmk because this image has been living in my head for weeks and it hasnt stopped being funny

i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me

guy who gives every move on letterboxd a 5/5 because it's a miracle that we can capture stories on film and make the audience feel something

If it was already in the files, somebody had already looked at it and concluded it was bogus (as it does seem to be), and that would have been noted. They want people running with stuff they can later debunk. This is a deliberate strategy to create confusion about what's credible and what's not.

facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween

how it feels to show someone your oc

The Ford Pinto, our barometer for unsafe vehicle, had 27 deaths