I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

This was the pilot of my Vren "Oops, All Removal" Kindred deck. Got 8 big rat boys out and smashed my opponents to smithereens.

Choose your Rat Fighter

BlueSky is cooked. The data doesn't lie.

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

"One agent is married to a TV news anchor who reports on the Border Patrol. Another, who also engaged in a gun battle with a school shooter in Uvalde, Texas, has posted in an online gun forum with thread titles like 'Whipping Haitians.'" amazing work by @awinston.bsky.social + Maddy Varner

SpaceX could never

Fuck what if they wake up Emrakul

"I am stating publicly that I can generalize about how all the members of this racial minority have low intelligence and no morals. But please do not call me a racist"

I do actually sing this to the song all the time, this one absolutely brain-rotted me

amazed by this one

to the moon.

forgot the most important of the genre

Yeah we've all been numbed to this but it's an objectively insane thing to do "Hey gang, sit on top of this somewhat-controlled explosion for a few minutes, OK? If we get it right, we'll fling you so high that when you start to fall back down, you'll keep missing the Earth."

the level of pent-up horniness for a rocket launch that doesn't benefit or involve elon musk exceeds even my high expectations

i used AI to reimagine classic movies in the style of the simpsons and it did nothing to fix my relationship with my son

Love and Death

Huuuuge about out to @coyotelovebites.bsky.social for drawing up this sticker design for me! Find me at FOV in the line for the shower and you can have one!

trumps administration is really good at finding people that have insane voices

After surviving Fall 1

In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.

Why

The full cycle of plane-traveling prepare professors from the #MTGStrixhaven precons! Which famous (infamous?) spell are you most excited to cast? 👀 #WOTCStaff

Here are the two thumbnails for today's video. Which do you enjoy more? Video itself is here: youtu.be/qeHMHhlzPaI #MagicTheGathering

I wrote about how the Hasan Piker drama serves as a proxy fight between centrists and the left, and how it exposes the real priorities of Democrats like Cory Booker.

Thanks to Secrets of Strixhaven you too can own a Replenish with a $149 discount!

April fools prank: we all become communist The ruling class would be like wtf 😳

love work april fool

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Conciliator's Duelist MTG: Secrets of Strixhaven AD: Deborah Garcia

People can see this for the bullshit it is because of how many people they know who have adhd or autism. Please, please, please trust trans people when we tell you this is the same bullshit they've been spreading about trans kids.

most brands on April 1st: half-arsed 200 word blog post Warhammer: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

me seeing all the terrible brand April Fools posts with hideous AI images and garbage patter

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔪

If I don't get both planeswalkers from this set, I may die

No sitting president has ever appeared before the Supreme Court during oral arguments in the history of the United States.

This is also known as, "you don't have a Constitution."

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Happy trans visibility day

i'm gonna be real i don't think that the Noem's husband is a sissy humiliationist thing is that funny and i really don't like seeing cis people joke about it he's just some fascist who gets off on being called a woman because he's that much of a misogynist dude like it's not that deep

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trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

Am I going to get flamed again this year if I mention how much April Fools sucks as a holiday and what a huge trigger it is for OCD and autism havers? None of the "jokes" that come out are funny enough to warrant the amount of distress they cause.

people say they want narrative games to have a lot of choice but the bigger the choice the less it matters. if you can choose to kill a character then every other world state has to scope for a scenario where that char doesn't exist. even alive they can never meaningfully impact the story again