from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Every cis man should have to wear a period simulator at least once for so many reasons, but definitely because it’s so fucking hilarious how low their pain tolerance is

abolish ICE

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With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Time for change .. @greenparty.org.uk … @zackpolanski.bsky.social is a breath of fresh air in Uk politics

George Hardy, last of the Tuskegee Airmen's World War II combat pilots, dies at 100

Me going to super jail for touching my husband, a federal officer, when he gets home from work:

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

From the "Walking Distance" series: "Memorials (commodities)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2023- $800(Cdn) #art

WE HAVE A NEW CHARACTER SOBER HUSBAND

It’s almost the end of sea otters awareness week! We should protect those cuties at all costs 🫡🦦

Your job is not to join the brave nations protesting genocide while a war criminal spreads his propaganda?

An older drawing, but still very much applicable to right now. 💩

Haven't done any pure design work in a while, I wouldn't mind doing some more!

Hey I found the guy who caused all of the problems we’ve been having

Sobbing at these Italians being happy to be stuck in traffic during a strike for Palestine

Some cool stuff I’ve seen at Magic Con.

Anyone at #MCAtlanta - I have lost my Black UltimateGuard sidewinder. It's full of playtest cards, and a Foil Ratchet Field, along with other various cards. It's very important to me. If anyone can help locate it and get it to lost and found. Please repost and raise awareness thanks :)

As a Universes Within Enjoyer, I hate that these fun, unique designs can't be printed on new Magic cards on new, original characters. However, as a video game enjoyer,

Well done, your majesty.

I am such a Secret Lair hater, but I may have to sell my kidneys for some of those Sony drops

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okay, good joke, "MTG x The Office," that's a pretty good goof on how forced and weird and annoying all the crossovers WOTC is doing. The fake cards everyone's making look pretty good too! But seriously stop it, you're worrying me that this is real.

I feel like the biggest parallel for what’s happening with Magic is LEGO. In the 90’s LEGO was entirely original themes but in 1999 the company announced a partnership with Lucasfilm and it paid off big. LEGO is dominated by licenses today and is doing better than ever. 🧵

Sometimes I get jaded and cynical about UB and SLs and corporate greed but then I look at this little Scrungle and feel very happy inside 🥰

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

This sort of thing should, in fact, ping your anti-semitism radar.

DHS says the ICE officer who shoved the woman in New York yesterday has been relieved of his duties and his conduct unacceptable. Bit surprised as I’ve seen a lot of not too dissimilar videos of ice actions DHS has stood by.

Chicago is under attack this morning again this morning as fascist foot soldiers and civilians clash outside a feeder concentration camp in Chicago.

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Highly normal. Nothing to see here, folks.

Returning to a subject I was discussing this morning on X, I think a single video like this does more to radicalize people against ICE than any loaded rhetoric any politician has ever used, and DHS should think very hard about the consequences of supporting this kind of behavior from its agents.

Rest In Power ✊🏼

Crazy to me that 90% of the global north is run by guys that look like this and all have wikipedias that are like "Thadeus Bickford III inherited his father's money business at the age of 43 and became a politician at the age of 52"

UNTIL IT'S DONE, Ep. 2 When the Brownsville Clinic opened in 1916, it was the first birth control center in America. Its very existence felt impossible. For young women, it was a lifeline. 109 years later, the Clinic is long closed—but Brownsville mothers are still struggling.

“Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave?” *takes 5 seconds to Google*

punish me

No one can make me think this is a real guy. It’s my right as an American not to.

Assata Shakur has "died in Havana, Cuba, as a result of health conditions and her advanced age." She was 78.

ギャラリーソラトさんで11月開催の、"ドラゴン"テーマ展覧会「幻龍藝術會」に出品致します。 現在参加者も募集中です。お問い合わせはギャラリーオーナー @sawsinkondou.bsky.social まで。

my biggest weakness is my belief that people are good and that love is real

A lot of the best Who villain designs are the ones that wouldn't look out of place in a Tokusatsu show.

If anyone needs a toyhouse invite code: i have 90+ Its a great side to store and showcase OC lore and artworks. Its highly customisable too! There are a lot of free codes & tutorials out there to make the oc profiles pretty!

Ah, they misspelled "Noted Genocide Enthusiast".