This is the first regular season without a no-hitter since there were none in 2005

The fact that his attempt to try and take Jimmy Kimmel off the air crumbled into dust the moment people started speaking with their wallets should tell you how weak he is. Everything Trump is doing right now is an attempt to soothe his wounded ego while trying to make people not talk about Epstein

New Westlaw caveat just dropped -- this exact document should be archived somehow because it will probably get over-written tomorrow

Bobby Petrino back

nobody who has my history with men can judge Arkansas for this Bobby Petrino situation but I would just encourage them to love themselves a little more. maybe talk to a professional

The chyron operators are deadlier posters than you might think

All the best TV shows are a little contrived. Bad TV is overly contrived, but you need a little of it. That’s what makes college football the best. There is just enough stupid. Who knows what could happen. Every team is at least partially dumb. You can’t escape it. They are 18-22 year olds. Perfect

The Guardians are the first team in at least the live-ball era (1920) to win via walk-off hit-by-pitch on the day they clinched a playoff spot h/t @EliasSports

34 seconds left Lamar trying to hold on to a 35-32 lead. Central Arkansas is at their 37.

The Cleveland Guardians—who are in the midst of one of the craziest baseball seasons I’ve ever seen—just clinched a playoff spot after their batter was hit by a pitch in the bottom of the 9th with 2 out. Tomorrow they can clinch the AL Central. THEY WERE 11 GAMES BACK ON SEPTEMBER 5th!

Sherrone Moore ran 32 straight times against this dude because he knew he could

nothing compares to Big Game James at his peak, no bootyhole has ever been more powerfully puckered

GUARDIANS WIN! ASTROS DESTROYED! IT IS DONE.

The Guardians clinch a playoff spot with a walkoff hit by pitch

Meanwhile, Penn State Oregon

that Mercedes official luxury vehicle of the sec commercial was narrated by Saban Worth remembering he showed up to the Mercedes plant outside Tuscaloosa during their big union drive to give an anti-unionization speech that was required attendance for plant employees

Alabama gave their 360 pound lineman the ball not as a trick play, but because nobody can tackle him

my god bsky.app/profile/jera...

MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR

The U.S. used to have 400-500 lightning fatalities a year. Globally, we see 24,000 fatalities a year from lightning - many of them occurring at sporting events. Really shameful to see this on Big Noon Kickoff.

Everyone stop looking at Drew Allar you’re scaring him

My favorite throwaway joke on the Fresh Prince was when Will told Carlton to convince this girl he was a thug Carlton: "I told her you went to Penn State" Will: "I said the state pen" Carlton: "I thought Penn State was bad enough"

doing every kind of staring into infinity reaction gif at once

Hey I found the guy who caused all of the problems we’ve been having

The new face of Turning Point USA brought his shiny self to Fayetteville this week.

Franklin County Sheriff responds to ICE being spotted at prison site, tells governor to fire Joe Profiri and put a couple sheriffs on the corrections board.

Sarah Sanders' corrections czar met with ICE agents at the Franklin County prison site. It might be a way to fund her precious Y'allcatraz, but it also means the prison won't do the one thing it was designed to do -- reduce county jail backlogs.

Especially in the wake of Covid-related lethal violence, we should be experiencing real joy about a reversal that criminologists need to study for decades. But several racist narcissists, exploiting a media that can never report well on crime, instead has the public scared and sad abt “crime.”

We shd be celebrating some of the most STAGGERING crime declines in US history. HUGE, unprecedented surges in safety. But instead we lament gun-boats on the Chicago River. Bc a cadre of racists—abetted by a feckless media that parrots their lies—are using “crime” to pretextually attack Dem cities.

They would probably just kill you if you made this banner in MLS

Just a Framed Photograph Of Ricky Gervais On Top Of A Tape Recorder Playing Looped Audio Of Cackling (2025)

What’s happening in Arkansas!?

Patrick Mahomes has ruined teenage haircuts for a generation

the other thing is i have just run out of sympathy for these people. "how could i have known that this was bad for me?" i don't know, use your brain.

/to the tune of the TMNT theme Shaq McRoy rushing touchdown

Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.

there are a lot of really good, compelling arguments for "do literally everything possible to avoid a shutdown, it will absolutely destroy lives" but there is this one really stark and imo excellent argument in favour that I think we should practice clinging to, BEFORE shit gets bad:

Arkansas: can’t blow a lead if you never have one, smart

Become a Postmanian, ignoring polls unless you know what questions were asked (and more importantly) _why_ they were asked.

When your name is also a declarative sentence.

/taps sign

I think we should also ridicule Miller here, not fear him. His fascist cosplay is absurd. He thinks tweeting in a clipped, military-sounding tone will frighten us. Oooo, he said "utilized"! Scary! Meanwhile their efforts to prosecute foes are imploding in buffoonery and Trump is polling in the 30s.

Using more than one defender to tackle is allowed. Encouraged, even. I wasn’t sure if that rule change had been relayed to the folks N. Maple & Razorback Rd.

A nice, solid roughing penalty (without targeting) that gets offset by something as weak as an illegal man downfield is the perfect crime

Kicking FGs from the 12 on 4th & 3 when you’re a home underdog should be a misdemeanor

THE DUCK HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS "THIS PLACE MAKES SCRANTON LOOK LIKE VEGAS" BALL KNOWER, OREGON BY A MILLION

people watching European soccer on the best Saturday of college football all season are going to be arrested and tried for treason against the United States of America. I am anti-carceral state and take no pleasure in reporting this

It's amazing how 'President of the United States ready to attack Americans' isn't more of a news item.

Thing I just gleaned from Xavion Sorey and Cam Ball doing a Sam Pittman impression: Pittman has no clue how to fist bump and does it with an awkwardly half-closed hand.