I said what about Breakfast at Jimothy’s

"THE ODYSSEY is historically inaccurate" Oh word, did you notice that there is a Cyclops in it

MLB . . .

this is a scenario where I wish I had a dragon

“If the left doesn’t stop being mean to me, I’m about to bootlick so hard!” This kind of stuff is so corny and should be considered sus coming from a white guy.

"Be evil. Google Will Protect you."

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

Without saying your age what is your fave movie from the year you turned 18?

Currently, no state requires ballot measures to win majorities in multiple districts (let alone all of them) in addition to a statewide majority. Missouri would be the first under a constitutional amendment voters will decide on next month.

The conservative legal movement can be trusted to make doctrine on gun rights in the absolute worst way possible, but I would also like folks to guess, without looking it up, what kind of sentence you can get for merely possessing a gun after previously being convicted of a felony.

Sorry I'm just having a hard time finding many of these people qualified for the moment we're in

Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.

Papa! Papa! The refs are being mean to me!

This one is amazing too

I keep seeing "pencil slop" being said by AI people as rage bait, and I'm like damn even your insults are ungrounded shallow empty ripoffs of something that already existed.

This is the most pathetic "woe is me" bullshit I've seen in a minute

just the weakest, most cowardly fuckin people "wahh my life is hard! I made the world bad but now I regret it 🙁 why is everyone so mean 🙁" bitch you wouldn't last 5 minutes as a trans person

I want fewer police with worse equipment and less authority and I am not kidding.

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

when you have to go back to florida

Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."

“We do things a little different here. We recommend 20 little shots to share for the table.”

Messi is amazing, but goddamn Argentina are some unlikeable dirty floppy motherfuckers

Nico Williams might be the only one convinced that Nico Williams is hot, but hoo boy is he completely sure of it

I don't think British people can lecture us on liking sports when for decades many of them used soccer as an excuse to beat people with lead pipes

You can take Enzo out of Chelsea but can’t take the Chelsea out of Enzo

That Fernandez tackle…

“It’s Nico Williams Time!” - Nico Williams

It’s Enzo time!!! Which means he gets a red card and goes home.

Broke: All TV shows are in the St. Elsewhere globe. Woke: Brisco County Jr is canonically the prequel to The X Files. Bespoke: LotR takes place on Pangaea.

Shakira could drive a cement mixer over my legs and take my tax refund

ooh it’s time for my favorite song, “Shakira run me over with a bus”

Anyways let’s go Spain, please deliver us from this nightmare

There is literally a rainbow over the Union Omaha game on Omaha Pride.

Same reason I’ve carried a pocket knife my whole life: they’re handy af

Why don't they build he entire plane out of England 6 France 4?

As a parent, let me say that I would dedicate my remaining years to inventing new and unpleasant repercussions for the staff of this school if they did this to my kid.

Hear me out: all sports gambling should be banned *except* for third-place games

This is the funniest goddamned thing I’ve ever seen

Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.

Type shit I’m on

I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it

This is good to know, but I wanted to believe the Journathan explanation 😂

[July 17th, 1946] The Atkins Pickle Company made its inaugural test run in Atkins, Arkansas, launching full-scale operations just a few days later.

I was led to believe that what the Red Army did in engaging in mass rape in Germany in 1945 was a bad thing but here’s Jesse Watters taking the opposition position.

While we're disgusted, for ICE this is probably like getting a 6th round draft pick that ends up being Tom Brady.