i apologize to all victims of my inability to feel through my boots who have had their ankles ripped open

no idea

i have no idea what's happening out in the world, i don't even know if it's still there

problematic wage gap

Worth itttt!

The ultimate goal is to look a little bit scary to children

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[More #HazbinHotel, I apologize, my mutuals, for the continued talk about the show I’ve been soul-bonded to since seeing its pilot as a wee lad. Move along, ILY] #Vox / Vincent CRT headcanons; I am qualified because I have two in my room and am slso sexually attracted to them

when you deactivate on bsky you die irl

Thinking about that guy who laced his roommate’s pre workout with estrogen as a way to get his girl back from him. Thinking about him heavy. I suggest #Forcefem

watching the pitt and thought of a really BAD top text bottom text formatted meme: when that when that narcan hits

Im having coworker nightmares

we dont call fingering handjobs bc of wage inequality

asking my psychiatrist are you mad at me when he changes my dosage

funko pop nativity scene

giving thanks by sticking my long rod in this turkey and filling it with juices

*coughing on thanksgiving turkey* What is this thing?? Where are the wacko burgers? *prying open the turkeys Hole with your hands* In here??

Boyfriend and i are so invested in the latest season of great british bake off i feel like a married couple of 50+ years and if Tom doesn’t win i’m going to kill someone in real life

Thanks babe @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social

Boyfriend is calling it "Fucked Productive"

they're doing eugenics on a grape

These for trying to understand some of y'all

🍃 making a long winded hornypost about "spotly and brightly dressed snuffbait exposing itself to war machines that tower above it like an offering" but it becomes increasingly clear i'm referring to road cyclists

The cunt of the litter

Listening to music The part that makes you brothers:

@anpersand.on.computer have sex with me

Many such cases

wireplay wednesday

The biggest anpersand reveal. My mutuals know me. They’re gonna find me and they’re gonna kill me but i can’t stop speaking the truth

Grumpster #art #ocart

Dexter season one was good for the serial killer brother yaoi i don’t know about the rest of it though

My favorite youtube channel right now is this set of 2-4 guys who all roleplay as animals for a “relatable” skit but they get so into it

My new kink it's called forcegambling #forcegambling

Infinite water source if you cum in two diagonal blocks

Gay son or thot daughter? Both! And they’re both bouncing on it

Hey Georgia! @hankgreen.bsky.social has a convincing pitch for why you should vote AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS in the upcoming Georgia Public Service Commission special election! Potentially save consumers money, kick out some Rs, feel good! YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT HUGELY! www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

you can lead a ham to burger but you can't make it help

Pouring mouthwash into all my fresh cuts in case any of them turn out to be mouths.

we didnt ohrder pitsa

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

Discovered there is a cat park in Philly! How did I not know this existed? 😹😹😹

Republicans treat Trump like how they claimed black people treated Obama they straight up ride the dust off this old man's dick

(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat

#ocsky wise things cooking up

Affirmation Coyote congratulates their M-F friends for making it over the hump!

Charles Earl Boles was an 1870s American stagecoach robber who left poems at his crime scenes, signing them “Black Bart”. One verse was: I’ve labored long and hard for bread, For honor, and for riches, But on my corns too long you’ve tread, You fine-haired sons of bitches.

Affirmation Coyote hopes to eat warm fresh pierogis someday. Meanwhile they hope you can celebrate National Pierogi Day. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...