🍃 making a long winded hornypost about "spotly and brightly dressed snuffbait exposing itself to war machines that tower above it like an offering" but it becomes increasingly clear i'm referring to road cyclists

The cunt of the litter

Listening to music The part that makes you brothers:

@anpersand.on.computer have sex with me

Many such cases

wireplay wednesday

The biggest anpersand reveal. My mutuals know me. They’re gonna find me and they’re gonna kill me but i can’t stop speaking the truth

Grumpster #art #ocart

Dexter season one was good for the serial killer brother yaoi i don’t know about the rest of it though

My favorite youtube channel right now is this set of 2-4 guys who all roleplay as animals for a “relatable” skit but they get so into it

My new kink it's called forcegambling #forcegambling

Infinite water source if you cum in two diagonal blocks

Gay son or thot daughter? Both! And they’re both bouncing on it

Hey Georgia! @hankgreen.bsky.social has a convincing pitch for why you should vote AGAINST THE REPUBLICANS in the upcoming Georgia Public Service Commission special election! Potentially save consumers money, kick out some Rs, feel good! YOUR VOTE WILL COUNT HUGELY! www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...

you can lead a ham to burger but you can't make it help

Pouring mouthwash into all my fresh cuts in case any of them turn out to be mouths.

we didnt ohrder pitsa

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

Discovered there is a cat park in Philly! How did I not know this existed? 😹😹😹

Republicans treat Trump like how they claimed black people treated Obama they straight up ride the dust off this old man's dick

(Eleanor rigby) Hannibal lecter puts on the mask so his mouth cannot eat…. People for meat

#ocsky wise things cooking up

Affirmation Coyote congratulates their M-F friends for making it over the hump!

Charles Earl Boles was an 1870s American stagecoach robber who left poems at his crime scenes, signing them “Black Bart”. One verse was: I’ve labored long and hard for bread, For honor, and for riches, But on my corns too long you’ve tread, You fine-haired sons of bitches.

Affirmation Coyote hopes to eat warm fresh pierogis someday. Meanwhile they hope you can celebrate National Pierogi Day. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”

if you have a friend with a bluesky and a mastodon account they’ll get on here saying something like “¿Por qué la paloma cruzó la calle?” then you go on over to mastodon and they post “idk but he got hit by car”

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer

🍃 dolls are known to grind on each other despite having no penetrative organs as a playful form of courtship, similar to cows humping bulls and other cows during heat cycles

Poop cop: you think I don’t know when someone just threw some dirt in the toilet kid? Don’t waste my time. It’s not even stinky.

Good advice for Affirmation Coyote's friends in the middle lands of the Coyote Continent. #NoKings day is Saturday, October 18th. Find an event, make a sign, show up and speak out.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Left hanging

cain: yeah i’m disabled— DISSING this ABEL

Partner: "I wonder if it would put off Anper if I wasn't binding or anything tomorrow" me

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote. zohranfornyc.com/register

They say you're not supposed to keep condoms in your wallet, but what am I supposed to do with them? When I become really small (coin size) and try to have sex in my wallet for some privacy?

Conflict of interest

“How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time” might be a new favorite saying

#objectum #objectsofattraction A little poster i threw together out of sheer excitement. Please share around! :) @anpersand.on.computer

Need him to hurt me

17 wolves have been killed in MT's hunting season. These wolves are more than just numbers - they each played vital roles in their packs, symbolized resilience, and served as keystone species. This is an important reminder of what could happen in other states if wolves lose federal protections.

When the boundaries are miscommunicated 😳

Orion: you guys wanna see something sick Everyone: is it your fuckass belt again Orion: ...

Outrageous and unacceptable. La Rioja, Spain now permits hunters to take wolf heads and pelts as trophies. This small Iberian wolf population faces serious danger, and years of protection are at risk. #stoptrophyhunting #protectwolves bit.ly/4nXh7Rn

What a website

dog tied to a tree in backyard for 9 hours petplay

When the consent is dubious 😳