Canvassing with @progressivevictory.win

GOT SOMEONE TO VOTE WHILE CANVASSING 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Popping the last vertebra is the best

Get it twisted

Moistcritical as the bellwether of the normie opinion is actually a crazy shout

Kinda sucks being a milsim fan when all your friends are lily-livered liberals

Who up reforging they arma rn

How do I force steam to download at a reasonable speed. I know it can do it. You just hit 70mbps when I hit start. Why did you drop to 2mbps after 30 seconds.

I love downloading games at 800kbps

I love watching fgc nerds react to nl dunking on them

“Two cheeks of the same ass” is my new favorite phrase

A second cat has hit the my mom

Why is a jeep limo a thing

People touring my mom’s home town is strange. Sure a TV show was shot here in the 80s but like. Really? Golf cart tours?

Is autistic by proxy a thing

I never quite realized how autistic my uncle is. Very, is the answer

Idk it just feels disrespectful to wear a cowboy hat to a funeral. Even more so with the full getup.

I’m not going to look at my Granny in the casket. I know she’ll look so much older than she would’ve wanted me to remember her

Screw “too many chiefs, not enough Indians”, too many door holders, not enough walkers

“How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time” might be a new favorite saying

"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find their parents have disappeared." - Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Uhhh yeah when someone more powerful than me is crashing out I tend to laugh and clap my hands like a seal. Hope that helps

Republicans do evil shit, Democrats do jack shit.

Did he share a “wonderful secret” with Donald Trump as well?

i get it now

I love blaming Juan Guy

Who is actually advocating for the term “differently abled”

By Jove. The scriptures were right, unlimited games but no games exists! Roblox

Bad bugs go in the standardized stressor machine

This may be the single worst scientific diagram I’ve ever seen. It makes sense when you read the paragraph that explains what the figure is trying to say, but the figure on its own is entirely indecipherable.

Waiting for the gutsick gibbon retrospective on Jane Goodall before forming an opinion

I feel like I don’t process grief correctly. This past winter/spring, I forget when exactly, I lost an aunt. A month ago, almost to the day, I lost my dog. This Monday, I lost my Granny. I don’t think I’ve felt grief properly for any of them. I still haven’t told my closest friends my Granny died.

NL chat at all times: guy 1: NL, are you gonna play silksong? guy 2: fuck you. fuck. you. you selling that tier 3 sprinkler relic has ruined my life. you've taken my spirit out back and shot it like a DOG. you better start locking your fucking doors. guy 3: diet cherry coke is soooo good right

I hate feeling like shit as a side effect of not feeling like shit

Every now and then I run into the bsky user with my irl name and I’m like ah. right

it's so funny how it looks as if he had no idea that's what happened at chernobyl

Reading cutesy webcomics and blasting metal in my headphones

This might make me sound like a radical leftist, but I'd like to be able to enjoy life to the fullest and I want the same for you and everyone else. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

gets even messier if i add in luigi

ok ok i think i've really got it this time

He was freed

hey guys what’s up ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

We imprisoned him to experiment on him

Injecting the new Literate Machine video into my veins

I love jorking my phone

People are calling it the most obvious psyop of all time