MilkshakeHyena

everypony hates me

i wish we lived in one of those anthro worlds where every creature is just a small fem thing it would make my meals so much more interesting

hyena therian with teeth dysphoria

i like it when i can start feeling my antipsychotics kick in and i get a bit eepy and i can swoosh my head around and feel woozy

🦐

you're in her dms, im an authorized user on her credit card, we are not the same

here kitty kitty, pspspsps

i cant show you but my debit card has a basket of puppies on it and i call it my puppycard

tricklining on her clit

idk how to turn this into a joke but skate 3 cunnilingus doing nollie laserflips on her coochie

need my throat railed tbqh

girls love being in my inventory

here kitty kitty, pspspsps

maybe its not normal to contemplate getting a girlfriend like you would home a stray cat

i have to give someone head or im going to die

ancient dagoth resin

happy first of tha month to all who celebrate

happy birthday goth women everywhere

i get off to womens suffering

happy birthday goth women everywhere

limit trsting my autism sensory issues by slowly boiling my eggs for less and less each time i make ramen

H- HEWWO!!??

pouring myself two shots today

its been nine years today, im the same age as he was then make sure you tell your loved ones how much you cherish them before they're gone

the best kind of cake is red velvet if you're not counting carrot cake

i like girls

id look a lot cuter covered in blood

i love you all

who want me

a nurse is a female kind of cop

I HATE MEN

trying out a new strategy where instead of getting high i take double my anxiety meds

ignores u

*halfway through the most mid sex ive ever had* wait,,, are you flirting with me...

call me kristi noam the way im shooting loads in these dogs

can we rot 2gether

hand feeding a cute girl and petting her

i need to run my fingers through an older girls hair or im going to die

would you like to be friends

missionary and holding hands while crying

neet gf