This is Coral. She let cuteness aggression get the best of her. Her brother Crow figures he'll take that as a compliment. 13/10 for both (IG: crow_waya)

This is Zeus. He's 13 and can't howl quite like he used to. But that doesn't stop him from stepping pup when his community needs him. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: zeustheoldiegoldie)

This is Zephyr. He is a professionally trained bed bug detector. When he recognizes the scent of live bed bugs, he gives an alert by sitting and smiling exuberantly at his handler. We're pretty sure no one has ever been more excited to find bed bugs in their life. 13/10 (TT: emmercrew)

I know the original post is news or whatever but i’m really entertained by the fact that Netanyahu’s handle on twitter is simply @netanyahu

Today’s coyote sighting was far in the distance

my partner attempted to crack my very weird fingers like a month or more ago and it still hurts and i’m not sure what happened there

Fat seal propaganda is everywhere, never let your guard down

u smile like ur interested in consensual cannibalism ,and I like that in a woman

chubby bunny challenge with benadryl

Hole from a girl that makes an example out of you

I’m the Jesus Christ of kicking it. The messiah of hanging out.

Hatersaturated. I’ve got too many enemies I can’t. Please don’t start hating on me I just can’t sustain another enemy.

i like how devo is really good at being ass

They should invent an Allie who is taking a nap

the world if

the second heaviest thing is regret. the first is yo mama

you guys should commission me so i can buy myself a framework please they’re so cute and (user)friendly i need it

We delivered on generational graphics upgradeability in a laptop. The new Framework Laptop 16 with #AMD Ryzen AI 300 Series processors, #NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070 graphics, and 240W USB-C power adapter is now live and available for pre-order at frame.work/laptop16!

my #artcommissions are so open and you so want to hire me. pwyw starting at $20, dm here :3 #art #commissionsopen

atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ

touch tank

inshallah it hits 4 figures

i love bluesky, the everything is serious nothing is a joke app

bit coin? yea i'll show you my wares. for a bit of coin.

Nah, as a Maid :3

4 Years With My Bitch Wife 2Day ❤️

the polycule injection needle

What about cisgressions?

ℹ️ This horse is enlarged to show texture

Mid pipe laid well will always hit better than above average pipe laid poorly

people in history who would have for sure been in the epstein files: william shakespeare

Im getting my ectoplasm everywhere

in the uk do they spell his name michael jourdan?

Lazin' on a sunny afternoon... #greatgodgrove

How to tell the kind lady mopping the dunkin floor that she’s using way too much product and i’m about to pass out

she’s feeling cunt early #caturday

GEORGIAN RESIDENTS WHEN IT SNOWS OUTSIDE

are spreadsheets clocky

she’s feeling cunt early #caturday

Tying my man’s stray bush hairs in my mouth like a cherry stem

a dick is merely a decoration the act of laying pipe is an acclamation of the soul !

“Hey can you make me look like the woman that has sex? Awesome thanks”

Nobody tries to strangle u to death for killing their goat anymore what ever happened

upstairs/satellite, silkscreen print

outfit was so fire but nobody woke enough in this damn town to care, burger was good though

Alani Nu. Perhaps a Redded Bull.

My Gas Station is a machine that turns $3.49 into Energy Drink

girlfrailure

she’s just like me. she can’t do anything because she’s so tired and she’s so correct for that