Drawing real people is actually so fun i feel like im microdosing on having a muse with this commission

Whatever sam’s club has going on with their interior design I’m not having it

🍃 making a long winded hornypost about "spotly and brightly dressed snuffbait exposing itself to war machines that tower above it like an offering" but it becomes increasingly clear i'm referring to road cyclists

I LOVE a jewel heist.

The cunt of the litter

Its heart beats for me and me only #objectum #keebs #keyboards

@soapsmoker.trans.army i’m too tired to upload it to imgur or anything so here’s da sketch out in da wild :)

cookie 2

moaning audio analog horror

I get my messy gay man updates from Adam Macintyre and my messy lesbian updates from Allie Soapsmoker, it’s really quite simple

Played some Balatro on the seed “BALOGNA.” Won. Tried to jack my shit; bottom growth hurt too bad, gave up. Had one half of a seven dollar pizza. I am the most productive machine in the world

@soapsmoker.trans.army @okaburo.on.computer @shanzikull.bsky.social @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social Important post

The weed that makes you evil

ME AND WHO PLEASE

The 3 hottest things you can be are the 3 Un’s: 1. Unavailable 2. Unemployed 3. Onions

Why do we all hate the word “moist” when the word and subsequent verb Cream exists

Greed

I really like that this is just a photo of someone’s presentation they’re watching in a class and they were like dude this would be a banger post and it’s actually just like fucking agricultural stats you don’t know how much funnier that makes this post

Need to fuck up some tacos broooooo

When you guys do the junko pose “cringe” cosplayer dance to music you’re mocking but for me i am simply reminiscing

Meetingkink guy who’s so into a powerpoint Bad post Send it anyways

20 days on T and i’m eating a fat ampersand weird cookie

bitches in my dms

Back on my bullshit #I be posting

I know he’s the Alabama Teabagger. I just can’t prove it yet.

My new kink it's called forcegambling #forcegambling

My favorite youtube channel right now is this set of 2-4 guys who all roleplay as animals for a “relatable” skit but they get so into it

Dexter season one was good for the serial killer brother yaoi i don’t know about the rest of it though

Grumpster #art #ocart

Infinite water source if you cum in two diagonal blocks

Gay son or thot daughter? Both! And they’re both bouncing on it

wireplay wednesday

Caturday meets No Kings day.

the shadowless church [chengdu, china] #objectum Look how pretty she is

#objectum #ocsky #art Look at these cuties!

LLMs have one purpose: they want to say things that you approve of. They want to make you happy. ChatGPT is a smile machine. And you hate the smile machine?

they’re always finding a way to make another colorful sort the thing mobile game

girl dinner tonight is melatonin gummies

thank you @velvetdoggy.bsky.social for the compliment but also for being the funniest person alive

*circles mattress 13 times and collapses*

sometimes a twink DOES want to be small and cute ok maybe i am the stereotype

#slasheroc #ocart ahhh so scary

#objectum tolking to his friend

JFK was the snuffbait Icarus

even if we can’t have this for long #ocart #art

Sorry libs, but there’s only two genres: fiction and non-fiction

#ocsky wise things cooking up

I wish i could skip the “growing steamer” part of streaming and instantly have the mind of chat that is a mindless collective of 500 people do you understand me