a dick is merely a decoration the act of laying pipe is an acclamation of the soul !

googling how to unplay a video game to regain sanity

tea is soup

can you just choke me to death already

head over heels ? isnt that where they normally are

stanford prison experiment but its my house prison experiment ,and my roommate just likes beating me for no reason

I only watch mma bc theyre barefoot

whichever italian monk in 610 AD invented pretzels has a warm wet mouth from me to use however he may please

I want my nipples pierced, but I dont ever want to be touched by another human being in my entire life open to suggestions

I better become cryogenically frozen to justify what the FUCK yall decided to do to these grocery stores I swear to god

main card so crazy I woke my roommate up to beat the everloving fuck out of eachother

if youre not fuckin all ur in laws are you even married

Girl named Business

liking someone in a way that concerns my psychiatrist could fix me rn

who up marking they beast

whyu cant you fuathn f f f i

u ever look at a married couple nd wonder how they touch one another not in a freaky way ,but in a I cannot fathom you two even sharing a house sort of way how does it work how is it legal how do they always have children too I need to know

Heavy lies the head that wears the fat ass beak #birds

never let threats of legal action dull ur sparkle

chain fences around construction sites that I want to explore:

is this what they call a wake up call

Im waiting until marriage to fall in love

looking for a real human to go out with, date, or get freaky with friends with benefits style (I live in a tomb and need a vessel in which to escape)

Im feeling like an amber alert today

can we stay up all night and test my hurtbox

they could not leave me around the passed out drunk salarymen in shibuya

I need 1 william dollars

fucking really dispassionately like yeaa keep going I guess

6.3 grams of soup

workplace gnocchi meeting:

epileptic with a special interest in the alien franchise has to be top 10 worst existences

are there any low level middle-aged drug dealers?

uoure reading 48 laws of power Im reading 48 laws of sub sandwiches with pickles

committing a faux piss

bi opic (like optic) makes more sense than bio pick go to hell die. die die

me as a philosopher: ummmm I think so maybe

pique my interest babe fucjjkck Im so close make me ponder it shhuiitiiiittttfuhjck

nothing worse in this worl than accidentally referencing something you dont know now you gotta act like you get ,and understand things

y do I have to do anything ever. least favorite thing to do

all you people care about is shit butt farts and jacking off

crackshipping styrofoam x gasoline

shrapnel filled pvc pipe of monumental potential

1 million bombs

Im so angry that Idek what Im. mad about anymore

i can imagine

using my imagination for nefarious purposes rn

BITCHES DONT FUCKING GET IT

I get so mad. when perishables perish

guy who cant get it up for sex ,bc he only jacks off to the titty overhead light covers