mixing lights and darks to get fucked up (drinking regular + chocolate milk)

in a panic googling can I mix tylenol and chocolate milk

a straight bush is the mark of the beast

youre a madoka fan and not yuripilled ? yikes

(as my therapist stares at me blankly) do you get me

I want to be inside of myself

all of you are my djary and have no choice in the matter

I also know Im trans bc I jack off to myself too much to want any affirming care

getting my one male friend to say hey bud to me over and over again for gender euphoria

deep down I know Im trans bc when men look at me with kindness and interest in their eyes Im deeply perturbed

first date idea: you come over and find my body

embrace being a monstrosity of nurture

sometimes I need to wet my hair with the serum to make it behave

when people smile at me I feel like a chimp doing a fear grimace in response

I will NOT be going faster… stop ✋🤚 pushing on my head 👐 OK

baby can we spice it up with some trump clinton roleplay tonight

I wish I lived in one of the cigarette countries or one of the food countries

Im trying to turn miss vickies into mrs vickies

nic leaning in the work bathroom

sorey for the whole existing shindig I didnt mean 2

Im obsesssed with drjnking ,and eating things that arent good for me

no no Im not looking for hypoallergenic Im looking for hyperallergenic I want to itch

can they make slim jims out of something less scary like cookies

I like to pretend to miss people that I hate jusy to get unreasonably angry ,and remind myself of The Horrors to keep myself in check

Im a wife girl

doing reiki harming on tiktok live

maintenance guy just let himself into my house and I dont even give a damn anymore

my mood directly correlates to the images I can take of my kitty cat each day

buying my roommate a bike for christmas so we can go outside and play

gonna start sending myself hate replies since yall cand do your fucking jobs

I think my mom just went to bvarious stores and dug around in the sale bin for VHS tapes to make me watch nd thats why I am who I am today

all I dream js to find this gem on spotify

jacking off with vicks vaporub

fruity pebbles are so popular bc no one else in their right mind is making lemon cereal

guy that needs context to get his rocks off

I hope if I die I come back as a contagious pathogen

experiencing a stable relationship makes u wanna do shit like eat an entire tub of cookie dough and die of salmonella poisoning

(with my seam up my crack) people that freeball in jeans need to be publicly executed

they need a tnr program for men

every lesbian has an emotional support 40y/o man and its my job to find out who

sleeping in my bed for nefarious purposes

we dont call fingering handjobs bc of wage inequality

3 glasses of wine deep. Excited to move tomorrow. I think I would look beautiful in a muzzle

I love doing chores thag Ive been putting off when I drink ,bc I get to play in water

2 drinks in applying to starbucks rn to get degraded

spiders would be so good at soccer

realistically what is hindering my return to alcoholism on this fine payday afternoon

looking into becoming a replygirl

giving my straight homegirls advice: ok so you put them in your mouth and chew for the flavor ,then spit out the shells