The officer in questions remains on the force with docked pay and a 2 year freeze on promotions, The RCMP disciplinary process is not designed to protect the public.

the passive voice was harmed today as a result of an incident involving guns and a police officer

When your giant insane cat brings you a mouse

Had to leave the dog alone so I left the TV on to a golf tournament. When I got home it had rolled into CBS news. I just hope he can forgive me.

I held a free concert once. The neighbors went inside

Okay well there's like 12M people locked in cages on this planet, like 2B of us don't have a house and nowhere here do children have the right to even vote so like can we maybe focus our ethics here on human people we know 100% for sure are alive and have consciousness and we're pretty sure souls?

Getting stoned and playing video games like I'm a third of my age

Meanwhile, a champ rises again.

Happy Beltane to those who celebrate! Go fuck outside. Show the land how it's done!

My therapist is awesome. I love her. But I hate therapy. Mindfulness, meditation, and exercise?* Bitch, I have untreated ADHD and a wrecked back, you think I can meditate?! Also, mindfulness seems fake. You're telling me you can slow down? (And meds and emdr and talk therapy... blah blah blah.)

Western music is getting simpler and more repetitive by the day and data prove it Paper: “Decoding the evolution of melodic and harmonic structure of Western music through the lens of network science” doi.org/10.1038/s415...

The FBI paid me a visit today. My phone number has been 555-8647 for well over fifteen years.

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

When you try to give a cop a fake name, but when you look around all you can see is pornography

i went to the pilgrimage town of fatima the other day with its central courtyard the size of a football field bounded by two huge churches running indoor and outdoor masses all day and i guess what i'm saying is the place has a huge god complex

I just saw someone call Kash Patel "J. Edgar Boozer" and I can't stop laughing.

US: Let the market decide. Canada decides not to buy. US: No, not like that.

i call my asshole the strait of hormuz cuz sometimes shits pass thru & sometimes they’re blocked. sometimes there’s a toll to get in & sometimes it’s free . sometimes

That's a LOT

my third eye has astigmatism

Landlord: You're not getting your deposit back Me [petting one of my penguins]: Why

Did this mf just say "your body your choice?"

I want a time travel adventure game where I get to go back in time and change shit. The goal is to get the best timeline and not die in nuclear war.

Can we fucking talk about the fact that shitbag corporations like Amazon don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay fuckall for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for ALL that shit.

Strait of Hormuz is open and shut depending on who you ask and its status is only fixed when a tanker tries to transition it Its all very quantum

It is Saturday morning. it's a nice day. I want to go into my garden. I'm thinking weeding on weed sounds good. The dandelions need to go before they go to seed.

Maybe we can post about these trans women rather than

So excommunicate the motherfuckers like it's 1150AD! Shame sure as fuxk ain't working!

Explains why it's broken. Again. Jeebus lady, maybe use your brains instead of a product that kills the environment AND your site

This man is full of shit. If you believe him at this point, i am officially concerned. Do you live alone, do you feel safe at home, if you are being held against your will blink four times

Fossil fuels can never be allowed to cost anything close to their actual costs.

Nixon resigned when Watergate got bad enough, when the tapes were being subpoenaed. Why? Because the Republicans in Congress realized it was no longer tenable to support him, the public wouldn’t accept it. Trump does things 10x as bad as Watergate daily with no repercussions.

the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting

He's been Pope for like five minutes and the Bears already made it to the playoffs. Don't test his powers.

I have resting psycho face. I do this face 😠

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Wow!

This ain't great. Fuck ICE and fuck Trump. (paywalled)

Hot take: Neckties are just great big arrows pointing to a penis

Hot take: Neckties are just great big arrows pointing to a penis

There is nothing as humbling as going through your camera roll and finding a bunch of accidental selfies. I don't have resting bitch face. I have resting gonna murder you and your entire family face. Wtf. I used to be pretty. Fuckin menopause made me a crone.

Well, this explains a LOT about outages, bugs and the attitude of the team. I'm too old and tired for this. Idk.