Weed + what video game tonight? ck3? civilization? old world? there are too many choices

I need a Forever 42. It only sells yoga pants, comfortable underwear, and compression socks. They bring you a cup of coffee when you come in, and there's soothing music from 1990 playing softly. There's a back room where you can frisbee plates at a wall

🎶 Working 8 to 6, but they call you after hours Barely gettin’ by, lots of crying in the shower You might prequalify, won’t even hurt your credit Ran out of sick days--well, I hope y'all don’t catch it 🎶 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dol...

Something feels bad? Not for you! Move on! Make space for something that feels good! There is so so so much good.

Blocking anyone who harshes my mellow

Also it’s making everything more expensive with almost no discernible benefit for normal people? Yeah, lots of people use ChatGPT as a search engine now. That’s just a testament to how bad search engines (and most web content, thanks to the incentives created by shitty search engines) have gotten.

I saw one of those AI memorial videos yesterday and was just horrified. My darlings, protect yourselves from this. It's bad. Real bad.

Announcing a 2nd season of Heated Rivalry already?

I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong… but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?

Modern day Sisyphus would have to help his dad uninstall a computer virus over the phone for eternity

Trans rights was always going to end like this and if you thought they’d “settle” for “reasonable regulations” you’re a clown Trans rights have always been human rights Fucking disgusting

The GenX urge to shout shout let it all out

My weed place is the best. Bought some shit and when I opened the box, there was a free gift of a package of gummies. 3x30mg! Imma eat them all and then shitpost until I fall asleep

y'all, we are not gonna let one of the best indie girl journalists drive around uninsured, unhoused and unfed are we? i'm waiting for a deposit to clear my account but maybe if you have a few bucks you could kick them to juno?

Moms really do be doing it all huh

Zen and the Art of Shitposting

the gen x urge to blind them with science

The genX urge to give to you my leather take from you your lace

Input from WeedDad: The GenX urge to Jump! Go ahead and Jump!

The GenX urge to gather here today to get through this thing called life

The GenX urge to see your true colors shining through

The GenX urge to walk like an Egyptian

The "Fuck it, send" is implied at that end of all my posts

When the TL is right on

emergency shutdown protocol engaged

doctors, why haven't you thought of this

This Mom is sad tonight. School shooter in British Columbia. Horrifying.

Stoned playing Crusader Kings is fun

Suspect dead after ‘confirmed active shooter incident’ at B.C. high school: RCMP

What is one pit(cher)?

This is the best weed ever. Imma put a plug in for pacificgrass.co just because (not being paid or even asked to do this) they sell such nice stuff so cheap if you're in canada and they only take interac

so auto-labellers flag so many photos of non-sexually dressed and posed women as being Suggestive or more but explicit video of an rpg hitting a model of a person (with lifelike bones and viscera) is just unlabeled make it make sense :(

Back is fucked. Pt has me lying in a z-position at home when I rest. What is z-position, pronounced zed position, you monsters, you ask? I am on my back, on my bed. Head on a pillow knees pulled up 135°, calves resting on a chair. I have a kitchen chair on my bed. I am a z. Manthing is amused 😂

very glad this ai is getting embedded in every aspect of our government & overall national security with how up to date & accurate it is

Stoned af. leg twitching fiercely because my back is fucked can't sleep

Doctor appointment was a total waste of time and energy. So demoralizing and humiliating. Physio was worth every ounce of time and energy. I adore my PT. But now I am so far past done, I'm a grey steak. I'm gonna do weed about it. So much weed. All the weed.

New gyn: scary New male gyn: terrifying New male gyn who got his MD in 1983: bringing my husband because I'm too anxious to drive Why did the women's clinic send me to an old man?! 😭😭😭

sooooooo if you're on the far northside of chicago and have an unused garage or a covered parking space deeded to you and don't mind me tinkering on a 2002 volkswagen i might be interested in renting that space from you

My darlings, I'm going to a new male gyn today. And physical therapy after that. I have to drive, so no 420 solution for the anxiety. When I get home at 3, I'm going to get stoned enough to talk to God and have Them talk back

Elon Musk has made antisemitic statements, did a Nazi salute onstage, created an AI chatbot that makes child pornography, emailed Jeffrey Epstein begging to go to a “wild” party on his island — and journalists are still using his platform. It’s time to seriously ask them HOW, as in: “HOW COULD YOU”

Yep. Grown men constantly telling you how pretty you were, how you’d make a great wife someday, how they were jealous of that future guy, continual warnings about not being alone with male people, your mother warning that short or tight or loose or sheer or high or low clothing made you a target…

There were sitcom jokes about rockstars and underage girls. Half of Aerosmith's songs and a shit-ton of other bands have at least 2 or 3 songs about sleeping with 15 year olds. It was always gross.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

Shot / chaser

Please join me in welcoming racist asswipe @evulart.bsky.social to Bluesky

"I begged my wife for the last two months to stop calling me flaccid. That kind of rhetoric needed to stop. I said to her in March--if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be a black eye. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anyone with a black eye. But I warned her."

Video. And properly formatted! 😂

I needed out of the house today, so I went and watched the ocean and started a new knitting project. Shh about the ones sitting in the pile already

My back is wrecked so I am more stoned than usual. There has to be some up side! Silver linings and all that

Thinking about Michael Scott watching HEATED RIVALRY because he thinks it's a show about hockey, and getting super into the romance. But he doesn't know how to process his feelings so he keeps trying to talk to Oscar about it, who pretends he hasn't seen it to avoid talking about it with Michael.