15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Thanks for the tip, Freeway Park

Every now and then I'm lucky enough to have a commission that just kinda... lets me do whatever I want. If I remember right, this client just asked me to paint the Grim Reaper, however I felt like representing him. Coolest job in the world? Maybe

Warning: The reveal in this video may shock some viewers

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The way the outfits here create flashes of blue and white is very mesmerizing.

I remember a friend who was doing a master’s degree in legal history and he took a module on medieval law and I asked him how it was going and he gave me the most defeated look and said “everything is about COWS”

this would fix the website

In 2023, a man from Missouri deliberately crashed a rented U-Haul truck into security barriers near the White House. He reportedly told investigators his goal was to "seize power" and "kill the president."

without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Historians can spend whole lifetimes trying to accurately recreate a few minutes of time. Most of us remember at best just a fraction of the stuff we actually experienced.

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

Spring is still in the air! Fox family in daughter's backyard in London.

an extremely funny thing about it is that it's a cluster of "stop fedposting, stop sephiroth-posting about violence, win political power and then make change" accounts, 95% of whom are on various "centrist coward shitlib" leftist bluesky lists

Most people won’t become vegetarians (or even pescatarians) but tons of folks can be convinced to become reducetarians! www.reducetarian.org

When the polycue goes all out for the local Ren Faire

this is mike ehrmentrout

they got this figure in the classic "yoda crouching down and talking on the phone" pose he was always doing in the movies

Absolutely, its amazing how much reactionary nostalgia is just looking at old advertisements or sitcoms about wealthy people and going "look what the common man has lost" Roast beef carving stations on planes where never a thing and bad airline food jokes go back to the at least the 70s.

a powerful relationship on the computer is two people who arent mutuals because they both think the other's feed is too annoying and each "like" they give each other is a sign of respect on the battlefield of Posting, a delicate dance of courtly intrigue within their venn diagram of friend groups

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made. IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

This is an incredible tweet.

My overall sentiment on the Zizians and their fellow travelers is: It's deeply bad for you to think your own beliefs matter that much.

I wrote about the possibility that we live in hell and what it means to "choose happiness" johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/just-be-ha...

I think part of the reason the Pope thing is hitting so much is that modern life is so devoid of *any* morality, any system of right and wrong that is not completely hollow and fraudulent, which hits as halfway sensible and opposed to Trump and those like him, feels absolutely revolutionary

A recent issue of Natural History magazine has a feature on tropical katydids Incredible creatures! Hard to decide which were the most amazing, but these lichen katydids are *next level*

A lot about Bsky makes more sense when you realize that a tiny but extremely vociferous portion of it are downwardly mobile trust fund kids who are cosplaying as impoverished revolutionaries &/or literal meth heads doing the same.

The MAGA movement right now:

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

Took the kids to a bonsai show today

Were Were those the only two options

Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

Saw a guy today at the grocery store with 10 boxes of Monster in his cart standing in front of the impulse drinks at the check out, think a little bit, then grab 3 cans of Monster.

Trent Reznor voice:

Why are they dressed like this???

the wild shit people believe, and believe in an “I’m actually the smart guy here” way, is frankly incredible

How it feels being on this app today

the world never screeches to a halt for anything, it never has, this is both tragic and hopeful, you still have to get up and put on your pants and go live everyday, and that’s been the case since your pants were handmade from deerskin

The Chappell Roan drama is so funny bc she is seemingly being cancelled for eating breakfast alone while a stranger in her vicinity spoke sternly to a celebrity’s child

I’m not a Christian, but I’m pretty sure this is not a good Easter message.

"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."