This overexcited drug-sniffing Beagle keeps stopping people at Dulles, who all just have food in their bags. It’s the best. Bad airport dog. Good puppy. Great to watch.

Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.

Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest.

Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.” … but what is plenary authority?

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Any writer worth a damn will tell you that writing short is often a lot harder than writing long. Capturing something essential about the modern world in 80,000 words is an accomplishment. The Riyadh Comedy Festival manages to do it in four.

Pete Davidson will surely “Never Forget” that Saudi paycheck. This is the only joke I’m gonna tell for a year.

Any of those public figures who say the words "Western civilization" all the time now should be immediately disregarded and also has a type of porn on their laptop that cannot be legally described in any known human language.

spent a few days standing in drainage channels and getting rained on, but that’s public service for you. anyway Ogallala is neat.

Third Stepdad In Row Has Goatee

Wanted to paint this dog

underneath all the doom and hideous stuff happening at the top of our country is a more inspiring story: regular Americans are not buying all this crap. and they're still willing to call the government out on it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

In retrospect, we all should have been way meaner to anyone that was angry there were female Ghostbusters

Ta-Nehisi Coates has written the best yet commentary on last week's events, while pundits, politicians and others have disgraced themselves in their whitewashing of of this man's legacy. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

Trans rights are human rights.

damn he really cooked

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

In 1988, it was illegal to sell a coffee mug without one of these cats on it

50% of headlines these days could be summed up as “You Are Surrounded By Terrifying Morons”

cursed to be strangled to death by a skinless Night Hag but she didn't gather enough energy to fully manifest in my reality, so she can only squeeze my throat enough to give me persistent sleep apnea. she is so frustrated

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

Your honor, if the court forces me to repay the victims of my ponzi scheme I will literally scream.

My only good Snatch Game idea would be J.D. Vance via Evita Perón, helping the descamisados by taking away their healthcare and having an affair with Peter Thiel.

A year ago, I heard that Oklahoma City had approved a plan to build Legends Tower, the tallest skyscraper in the entire Western hemisphere. Why were we building the Tower of Babel in the Heartland? I decided to investigate. This essay is the result. (gift link) thepickup.com/whats-so-wro...

Why do I still mask on planes? So I can put secret grapes in that sucker and have what I call “horse moments”

Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.

I do this but for manic reasons :)

I agree with Bluesky’s decision because the law is insane, but we need to find a way to help these guys out. They do great work.

Trump raiding people's homes in political retribution BUT the target is John Bolton

The war against trans people (and I don’t mean “culture war” I mean actual violent war) is fundamentally an act of slow, indirect mass murder meant to terrorize an entire population into obedience to the single dumbest ideology we have: gender. IMAGINE how stupid and evil you have to be to do this!

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Capital One your doom approacheth

"You're in a leftwing echo chamber" Man, I live in America. No I'm not.

It's excellent work, especially considering that the subject of the profile did not cooperate.

My "favorite" Kessler "fact check" was when he called Bernie Sanders a liar for correctly noting that "Three people in this country own more wealth than the bottom half of America." Kessler's argument was that it doesn't count because "people in the bottom half have essentially no wealth."

They just sent Congress home to cover for a pedophile who was best friends with the president so it's time to wheel out Crooked Hillary. Eat your slop rubes!

Better question is can the Post make it without their TikTok guy?

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story. Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.

What's up with Justice Jackson? She started making her mark and speaking out early, and some of her dissents are so pointed Kagan and Sotomayor don’t even join them. The far right is out for her, and even Republican justices are getting snarky. So what's up? Here’s my take 🧵