i literally saw a kirby sign at the fargo (yes FARGO!) protest

shitgate is the most the thick of it thing i have ever lived through

no one with that much money who plays magic can be bad

woah

not so resolute now is it

actual soup nazis

the core message of the film, that if you want a fairy tale ending you have to wait several millennia, is genuinely one of my favorite flexes in cinema

i can’t believe gorillaz is finally gonna be on snl and it’s their last season

this is the coolest thing ive ever seen

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

hassan on an absolute TEAR

does this mean epstein was in my neogaf LOST threads

oh you think the Boss is cringe? you think he’s embarrassingly earnest? you fucking reprobate. bruce has been embarrassing me my whole life

"Come on in," Grace yells in SINNERS. It's an emotional response that has angered audiences since the film was released. But as our current political moment is revealing, the vampires were always here, and they don't plan on leaving. On I.C.E., Minneapolis, and Ryan Coogler's Best Picture nominee.

honestly if i heard my last name sung exactly like miller's is in that context i would evaporate instantly, funnel billions into scientific research just so i'd be able to physically leap into a black hole

*milhouse voice* ow, my glasses!

So it's decided: Every documentary will begin with the subject getting miked in a sit-down interview, idle chit-chat with the offscreen director, and then cutting to the title card after they ask, "Have we started?"

i was like oh this is not gonna get me and then the choral refrain comes in

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

im also a fan of the recent "disruption" of bags of bread

Issue three of Harley and Ivy: Life and Crimes is out today! This is a big one!

i mean that's just good copywriting

This is Minneapolis. Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors. This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.

yahoo knives out on this headline

“I knew he was gone because I watched it.”

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lol wow

New CBS contributors announced: Dawn - Isca The Unbeaten, Idyll, Tarn The Uncaring; Dusk - Ora Seratta The Witness, Xilo The First Defender; Day - Lactuca The Knower, Lodus Logos, Sobunar of the Depths; Night - Syzya of the Smoke, Fisher King, Weaponless Zsen

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

wait hang on is the new saunders.... bad?

now it's homan like, you guessed it, "WO-man...WHOAAAA-man" from so i married an axe murderer

the button on this...bravo

sounds like a real tall cold one

imagine believing you were this fucking badass and having the talent to make everyone else see it

weedhead, tramp, 1944

plenty of room left down there

if we're talking 30 rock (we are) there are a lot of things i find funny and rewatch because they are funny and i enjoy it, but there is only one thing that i watch repeatedly and it kills me the same every time just as hard. and it is this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyX...

"we lock up the whole fuckin' crew"

there are few things better in life than starting a random 30 rock and realizing it is the donna strunk episode

Do you understand they are weak and their violence comes from weakness? If we fight them together, if we link arms, if we say enough in one voice, they will crumble and we will be free to create something better, something we deserve. I’m begging. Please. See it. Know it.

the loser democrat's greatest wish remains a two party system of benevolent rivals with equal power so no im not like super confident in our short term prospects

its so weird that new readers are flocking en masse to comics about heroism in the worst possible version of reality

I AM CHONDU

i keep hearing bovino in a hola hovito cadence whenever i read it, sorry but i don't want to be alone in this darkness

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