I like how the tylenol bullshit has brought a resurgence of Dracula Flow posting

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet? LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked KASH PATEL: what

yall i got raptured you would not BELIEVE the racks on these angels. shoulda called it getting Racktured.

When I try to send an image and facebook suggests that I ruin it with AI

FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB OFF THE TYS, THEY GOT ME GOING NON VERBAL TOOK THREE EXTRA STRENGTH AND NOW I'M MIN MAXING MY STATS IN AN RPG THAT ONLY RELEASED ON THE SEGA SATURN IN A TWO WEEK STRETCH BACK IN 1998 I TOOK AN AM PILL AND NOW I'M UP FOR THE SECOND WEEK READING TRAIN MANUALS, FUCK YOU GIVE ME

It occurred to me that the Standard ban wave actually helped my discard deck. With Hopeless Nightmare gone, Pixies no longer do much discard, so most decks have gotten rid of Monument of Endurance.

You got partisan brain worms. The US is an insane imperialist state, and all the metrics you're worried about with China tend to ignore some pretty important ones the rest of the world cares about, namely internal volatility, and imperial warfare.

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore

America is the most evil country on the planet. We have no business leading anything.

If the tables were turned, this would have happened day two.

If I had to guess, it was probably the mass murder and allowing all those covid era programs to expire. Things that people could both see and impacted their lives personally.

Thinking about that story that went viral about Kpop Demon Hunters using AI to help write the songs, then someone looked at the transcript of the interview and there was no mention of that, the AI translator just made it up.

The DNC Stan motto is “with great power comes no responsibility whatsoever. Our elected representatives are uwu smol beans and it is heckin problematicerino to ask them to do anything.”

"Democrats don't have a problem with Arabs and Muslims" versus "a Democratic senator from New York State immediately called the Muslim who won a mayoral primary a jihadist during a drunken rant on a radio show"

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

"Maybe the billionaires will save democracy." Well, now I never need to hear from this idiot again. That's just politically disqualifying

I know it's already Tuesday in much of the world but the Bible says the Rapture can't actually start until it's the 23rd in the time zones where white tiktok ladies with unsettling eyes live

Gawr Gura was relatable because she started out joking about foot stuff because it’s a funny thing we all riff about online and it steadily became less of a joke

GWAR Gura

Mixing some CBT oil in with my CPAP water so I can vape in my sleep

Anybody who thinks Arabs as a whole & Palestinians in particularly are especially homophobic doesn't know any. There are gay Arabs & people are tolerant. See how the actual Palestinians on here interact with gay people for your proof. And why do you follow me?

Can Zionists go two seconds without doing some Nazi skull measuring shit?

It's wild how libs tell me how terrible awful and bigoted arabs are towards us, but then turn around an excuse and want to work with the white christians who actually harass us and commit hate crimes against us constantly on bipartisan solutions.

Boomer Musume

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

it really is something how obviously Charlie Kirk's wife did not actually give a shit about him lol. i know everyone grieves differently but damn

snacktime for spamton :D

Had a dream the other night that I was having heart problems, and had a strong, painful heartbeat right behind my collarbone, which in hindsight is probably unusually high for a heart.

Guy working tirelessly to develop the necessary tools and equations to calculate the muzzle speed of his ass

I think there's just a fundamental divide between people who can see LLMs for what they are – a fundamentally toxic technology that can only ever generate negative outcomes; a machine for lying at scale – and people whose brains shut off because the computer is talking back to them.

DECREE: if i ever get on some thing where im constantly going around and saying open manholes are a price we pay for living in a society with a sewer system, and that it would be good if we broadcast more people falling into manholes, then i fall into a manhole and die on a livestream? you can laugh

incredible how everyone around Charlie Kirk is just feasting on his carcass, not a single one of them letting any of it go to waste. Dude was an awful person and surrounded himself with awful people and, surprisingly, none of them were actually loyal to him

Dude saved up timeouts the whole game and is spamming the same emote as he ropes me out. Nobody has ever been this mad.

trump pulling a hardboiled egg out of charlie kirks corpse on stage and shows it to the audience as they scream. he is asking them if he should take a bite of it and they are cheering

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

Just saw what the Statue of Liberty looks like in Uma Musume and lost my shit

No particular reason

This is a new level of copium

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

Put frozen shrimp in a pillsbury pizza dough to make shrimp stuffed crust

“McDobalds flag at half staff for over a week to mourn a racist podcaster” would be ham-fisted if it was in a parody but here we are living it.

The CIA seeing that 9/11 still happened even after one of the hijackers got arrested for telling a flight school he didn’t need to know how to take off or land, just fly the plane.

well if it’s none other than brian tyler cohen who told everyone not to mention israel’s genocide in his $8k/mo. dnc influencer circle jerk