holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

Huge thank you to @paulgp.com for making these emails accessible. Y'all, this is Joi Ito, of MIT fame, who ran a fund called Neoteny and fled to Japan when all this broke, joking with Epstein about being deposed regarding his relationship with Trump in 2016.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone why I left economics grad school. Larry Summers is absolutely an exemplar of the average male economist.

Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

She-nis DeMilo

If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified

it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

lol she got his ass and he knows it

The fishermen on the great lake have no need to waste their time angling. They instead employ their trusty avian familiars to snatch prey straight out of the water. The birds are kept well fed for their hard work.

capitalism is rule by warlords. medieval brutality with a glaze of decorum that peels off as the populace loses power.

Once again:

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

Hamilton is still running, has made Miranda famous, rich(er), and culturally omnipresent, was received with often hysterical degrees of rapture by most critics, and is pretty universally beloved. The people who can't stand it (myself included) are outliers.

Alan Wake 2

i think we should show a little more gratitude for artificial preservatives. food not going bad so quickly rocks

She wrote so many words here literally saying “I was wrong and you all were exactly right about everything” but still thinks she’s been right the whole time. Truly one of the dumbest dumb bitches on the planet. That she expects everyone else to show grace after this total non apology is laughable.

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they got suburban people acting like internet communists lol

holy fuckin

look who won the office costume contest

ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down

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sometimes you do get to meet people you love from the internet :)

Suggesting SNAP be replaced with food banks is a proposal of equivalent seriousness to that anarchist thread a few years back suggesting that global insulin supply chains could be replaced by supporting “rural doctors and healers”

This is such an insane, cruel, and stupid time to be alive

Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.

The loomer event awareness timeline (approx): ~2016 - weird video of her at a Richard Spencer neonazi event failing to seduce a nazi by talking about her 'askhenazi tits' ~2019 - chains herself to Twitter offices after ban ~2021- eating dog food for $5 on stream ~2024 - trusted advisor to POTUS

I’m going to Vegas for a work conference next week. Pls give me some good (and maybe queer) Vegas recs 🙂‍↕️

pookie #phantomoftheparadise

six days ago lol

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

Ichiban sign spotted at No Kings protest in Chicago