time to get your fucking stories straight assholes

After posting on the White House website just yesterday that Ashli Babbit was "murdered in cold blood," the administration states that the victim of the ICE shooting in Minnesota was justifiably killed as a "domestic terrorist."

i only charge my phone about 15 maybe 20 percent at a time. gotta keep it hungry. keep it striving

Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.” Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.

They’re lifting the curse in 2026

Every new CBS announcement is like a setup for a 30 Rock punchline

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The genocide is ongoing. Don't stop talking about Palestine.

Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.

there's something really affirming specifically as a gay man about referring to myself as a queen when i look like someone's guncle. why was i so scared of going bald?????

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trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol

Just saw a Parkland survivor post about being on lock down at Brown University. We've failed generations of kids with our gun fetish

he had that shit on

how it feels to read your nasty gay stories #art

Working my pelvic floor out in between action items

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

Huge thank you to @paulgp.com for making these emails accessible. Y'all, this is Joi Ito, of MIT fame, who ran a fund called Neoteny and fled to Japan when all this broke, joking with Epstein about being deposed regarding his relationship with Trump in 2016.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone why I left economics grad school. Larry Summers is absolutely an exemplar of the average male economist.

Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified

it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

lol she got his ass and he knows it

The fishermen on the great lake have no need to waste their time angling. They instead employ their trusty avian familiars to snatch prey straight out of the water. The birds are kept well fed for their hard work.

capitalism is rule by warlords. medieval brutality with a glaze of decorum that peels off as the populace loses power.

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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

Hamilton is still running, has made Miranda famous, rich(er), and culturally omnipresent, was received with often hysterical degrees of rapture by most critics, and is pretty universally beloved. The people who can't stand it (myself included) are outliers.

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i think we should show a little more gratitude for artificial preservatives. food not going bad so quickly rocks

She wrote so many words here literally saying “I was wrong and you all were exactly right about everything” but still thinks she’s been right the whole time. Truly one of the dumbest dumb bitches on the planet. That she expects everyone else to show grace after this total non apology is laughable.

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they got suburban people acting like internet communists lol

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