In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

how is this literally happening in real life

Boots on the Groundhog Day

Cashier: will there be anything else? Me: do you have tomorrow’s lottery result? Cashier: Me:

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

It’s time for Hegseth to go.

It seems like a Prime Minister who continues to get his corruption trial delayed for years because his government is engaged in wars has a personal incentive to keep wars going as long as possible.

In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

i have full faith that by about 9:20 am monday morning a new deal will be announced, followed by reports at about 4:45 pm that the deal never existed. this is what diplomacy looks like, maybe read a book libs

imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

he always does this. now i'm going to have to explain what happened in the movie while he was asleep

You know what movie NEVER gets old? 12 Angry Men, which we rewatched tonight on Tubi.

"Here's why it's good to make a deal and hand Iran $20 billion but it was bad when Obama did a deal and gave them $1.7 billion of their frozen assets" - headlines from the near future www.cnn.com/2026/04/17/p...

If they settle, I think it's an impeachable offense for both him and the AG.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Exactly one year ago today:

And on this subject you can definitely trust me, a guy who hoards roadkill to eat later, dumps dead bears in parks, and gleefully cuts off whale heads and raccoon junk in front of his kids.

LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children https://theonion.com/lebron-clarifies-which-teammates-are-are-not-his-children/

"How can Democrats claim to be the party of change, going into the November midterms and then 2028, if they’re led by someone who always resists it?" My case for the Dems chucking out Chuck Schumer, especially after his recent arms-to-Israel vote:

We all have days like this

Democrats are underreacting to Donald Trump’s obvious mental decline. They should be shouting it from the rooftops and on every cable show, just like Republicans did with Joe Biden. Trump is clearly not well.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

It's breathtaking when you consider that throughout this man's *entire* life he's had people that either have been on the payroll—or that he's conned and ripped off—do even the most basic tasks, adulting. If he had to exist as an average American, this spoiled man-child felon wouldn't last a week.

Nobody declares victory after losses more often or as loudly as Donald Trump.

After Trump’s Attack on Pope Leo, a Bomb Threat Came for His Brother in Suburban Chicago John Prevost is a retired Catholic school principal who plays Wordle with his brother the pope every morning. On Wednesday night, police evacuated his neighborhood. open.substack.com/pub/lettersf...

his stupid arch is never gonna be built, they will never even break ground hes just a weird old man playing with toys

my conspiracy theory is wall street is doing everything it can to keep everything from collapsing until dems take the house and senate so they can blame the implosion on them

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) - Democrat Analilia Mejia wins election to U.S. House in New Jersey's 11th Congressional District.

Tonight - Thursday www.eventim.us/event/dinosa...

Mr. Stark, I don't post so good

Fixed it.

“verify jerry” they said “ what could go wrong” they said

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Confiscate their wealth and fine the shit out of the knee-benders. Law firms, universities, corporations that played ball and donated to the inauguration fund, gifted stock shares to this administration, take ALL the wealth of the Trump, Kushner, Ellison families.

Wow! I was just just about or say this. We need to take back all the goodies given to the billionaires like Ellison and Musk in return for their support of the regime

Trump heading underwater in the polls with white, no college voters really shows that a steady diet of culture war issues specifically directed at them for a decade can be eventually be overcome by stupid wars and personal economic pain. For some, but still not the cultists.

Zach Ehrhard just hit an inside the park grand slam.

this happened last night. That is Craig Kimbrel loading up to pitch to Ohtani as the catcher was walking out for a mound visit lol. Nobody was killed.

Hey what's happening to Mike. Nothing? Oh OK. Oh yeah he's with the Patriots. That franchises whole deal is being the worst

Look at Maria Bartiromo’s face.

Concentration camps

I plan to celebrate by admiring the Aurora Borealis located entirely inside my own kitchen.