CARS/LOTUS.GIF

so EVERYONE is just waiting for it to happen

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

My brain's full of worms My gut's full of meat Let's snort some lines Off a gross toilet seat

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

i thought pam bondi was in her late 20s / early 30s based on how she behaved at that hearing ....she's 60

This is so spot on

Turn On Your Speakers!

Choose your fighter

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

his ass aint going anywhere

they’re not giving doofuses and criminals power because it’s some wild master plan, they’re putting doofuses in charge because they’re doofuses confusing money & access with knowledge of a system greater than you, that you’re only ever meant to serve instead of rule you cannot be smarter than it

TIRED: fuck you, I won't do what you tell me WIRED: it's Friday, someone tell me what I'm eating and doing

Oblong, Illinois, is actually square.

It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files: Donald J. Trump Melania Trump Howard Lutnick (Commerce) John Phelan (Navy) Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center) RFK Jr. (HHS) Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom) Mehmet Oz (CMS) Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE) Steve Bannon (Fmr WH) Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor) Bill Barr (Fmr AG)

the wheels already came off I guess it just takes time for the momentum to dissipate as it plows through whatever is still in front of it

The plate carriers they wear are for propaganda purposes. No one’s shooting at these uniformed cowards. They’re the ones shooting, gassing & pepper-spraying unarmed people.

Your Honor we move to dismiss the indictment against my client on account of the Dow is over 50,000

Cob shot

As AI, deepfakes etc. become ubiquitous, people who may have stopped reading newspapers are going to get tired of trying to figure out what's real and go back to reliable sources of information that they don't have to second-guess. Outlets that don't paywall will be first in line for those eyes.

you can tell the guy is checked out because first term he would have fired so many of these morons on the first public slip up but now he’s not paying attention bc his brain is rotted and anyways the don’t have the roster for it either

Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

My doctor told me to watch commercials for medications until I find one I think looks good and then text him

Pam Bondi needs to be impeached. With the split in the House and Massie where he currently sits, it could pass the House, and trial in the Senate would be a necessary truth telling exercise.

sigh

A friend of ours was able to be a test subject for an mRNA vaccine for an aggressive form of breast cancer. Completely worked. It is one of the greatest miracles of science and like 40% of the country turned it into The Jab because they are mushheaded simpletons.

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

Something the Still Mad About MeToo people seem to have forgotten is that MeToo part 1 was at least partially a response to Trump’s disgusting behavior, and we are now in Trump 2, and the behavior under discussion is even worse, so guess what everybody

the goblins are not jewish

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.” The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there. jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes

its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers

Chicago

@edzitron.com most vindicated man ever

"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children

They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.

it whips ass that we have organized the entire world around one special boy who is also the biggest piece of shit that ever lived

worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time

good, please do it

The IBEW subreddit sure was excited to see power poles and transformers in the halftime show last night.

i think the best outcome for this game is not just the Seahawks winning but New England scoring zero points