“He wants to make a lot of money in private equity one day.” Is a hell of a way to describe a Duke football player

Losing movie theaters would be such a crisis for me personally. Like some of us are weirdos who have a constant need to look at faces, huge. It's like getting enough protein

Any team that allowed Wisconsin to score multiple touchdowns this year should not be in the playoff

“One of you will remain poor… “

hollup the president is soccer-pilled now? real monkey's paw moment for all you weirdos yelling about the spurs at like 5:30am on Saturdays huh

Dr. Pepper really has an opportunity to turn Fansville into a video game like Chex Quest

There’s a dog in this bar and every time the Georgia fans bark, the dog barks back, and then we cheer for the dog. The dog isn’t here with a Georgia fan and her mom seems so confused

SEC championship game still looks like it’s lit for dinner theater in 4k, I love the steadfast dedication against figuring this out

The winning QB’s stat line

Per the #Badgers, Wisconsin men's basketball's 96-76 victory over Marquette is its widest margin of victory in the matchup since 1952. The 20-point margin was the largest by either team in the series since Marquette's 94-64 win on 3/9/82. They have played annually since 1958. Sheesh.

Sorry Tim Polasek you’re out of contention for the 2026 Wisconsin coaching vacancy

FUCK THE BISON

Evergreen, but particularly relevant today

Thank you to FS1 for highlighting the true heroes of Wisconsin athletics, the Chocolate Shoppe Ice Cream

Love the holidays

The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans

happy for my red raiders

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game

I have drank nearly this full bottle and I am no closer to knowing what Sharkleberry Fin is supposed to taste like

these gross fucks. just scum.

Amazing, they made the most unintentionally evil looking award in a long time.

Counterpoint: The Supreme Court lacks the authority to change the text of the Constitution. So either it affirms the text or (further, and more completely) nukes its authority as Constitutional arbiter. There’s no third option. Art III (courts) can’t just usurp Art V (amendments).

the issue here, especially with TCM, is more than half of its programming came from the Turner, and later WB, library. If you remove the network from the library, how is it going to afford to license 100% of its programming?

It would be nice if a scaled-down Christkindlmarket stayed at Daley Plaza (maybe just the beer garden and food vendors) but to have a full market it has to go to a bigger location. It is absolutely miserable to go there at most times because 4000 people and 50 vendors booths don’t fit in that space.

The Supreme Court paved the way for a felon to return to the presidency — where, behind the shield of office, that felon has ordered a string of murders.

Stella’s spicy cheese bread has a lot of untapped power as a potential Wisconsin mega booster

die hard but everyone is a muppet except the big blond henchman who gets shot at the end by sgt. fozzy bear

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Don’t lie, Lisa. I’ve got receipts.

I like how the new Coke freestyle machine shows your drink combo up on a little screen overhead so everybody can see what specific kind of pervert you are

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.

I feel like people on bluesky would particularly appreciate that this is a Twitter joke 14 years in the making. Some guy tweeted at our shitty then-mayor that we should have a Robocop statue and he was like “thanks but no” and then other people made it actually happen, over the course of 14 years

The MPR Raccoon has struggled to cope with the pressures of fame

It’s an entirely cursory point amidst all the gutter racism, but as someone who grew up in southern MN & suburban Minneapolis I do want to emphasize how completely uneventful it is to interact with Somali people in pretty much all aspects of everyday life. They’re fully part of the community fabric.

I too will be at this meeting of Zohran Mamdani's transition team

I love how this goofy little silent-ish movie is still capable of selling out a 700 seat theater two years after its initial release

Stole this from the Cedar Cultural Center’s page since they aren’t here. ♥️♥️♥️

wrapped day is one of the most tiresome on the internet and it’s not the wrappeds it’s the complainers and the scolds

God if Colorado could’ve only pulled out a couple more wins this year we would be in a truly glorious “Should Penn State give Deion a call?” hot take cycle right now

Begging people to read who conducted this push poll and what the questions were before fawning over Oyster Fetterman

Steve Sarkisian at the beginning of the 2025 college football season:

This morning, during the 10 minutes I was waiting at my bus stop, I counted how many eastbound cars rolled through the stop sign at the intersection. It was 59 out of roughly 100 (including 4 drivers who just blew through the stop sign and didn’t slow down at all)

Watching Drive-By Truckers on Colbert right now and you know what I think this new guy they’ve got playing guitar might be going places

Jesper Wallstedt’s 4th shutout in his last 6 starts and 7th straight victory. 8-0-2 in 10 starts this year. So absolutely calm in net. No wasted movement, no panic EVER in a game Wild defended a lot #mnwild  10-0-2 in past 12 games and 12-4 in their past 16 against the Oilers

there should be states in earlier timezones called ninessee, eightessee and sevenessee