So you can just push a goalie into the ground now?

Take that one off the fucking board

Sir, you already got a gift of a red card, why are you acting like this towards the officials?

Kolasevic better get a card.

I TA'ed for three courses at the University of Michigan. They were all for PharmD students. I had never taken the course because I was a PhD grad student.

Why doesn’t Haaland - the largest competitor on the pitch - simply not eat the other competitors?

Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)

DOINK

If you're standing so close to the baggage carousel that your knees are nearly touching the belt, I should be legally encouraged to tase you and replace my bag with your limp body

“Messi scores his 19th World Cup goal. Is there anything he cannot do?” Well there was that one thing. #MNUFC

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Echoing the @partysubs.bsky.social callout. If you are at the @channel6.bsky.social event and see a man in a "Fear is the Mindkiller" Richard Scarry Apple Car t-shirt, come introduce yourself and say hi.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

Roughly 9-10 hours later and I'm praying for my hotel room to become available so I can shower and nap to get a rally in. Meanwhile I'm watching the World Cup and hoping I don't fall asleep while I'm enjoying this beer at a bar.

Who scheduled me for a 6am flight? This was a severe miscalculation. I don't think I've seen 3am coming from this side... uhhh... ever?

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Three words: What the fuck.

At least we know he's not washing his hands of his Iraq War takes.

Mosby/Mo Mopert Mopey Bean Beanie Weenie Beanus Weenus Jumping Bean String Bean Silly Bean Green Bean (This is not an exhaustive list)

Twins radio broadcaster (and legend) Dan Gladden misses a foul ball in the booth, DBacks analyst Bob Brenly and Twins TV analyst Trevor Plouffe come over to critique him and offer advice

The USCSB video on this would slap if it happened here.

@smittenkittenmn.bsky.social , a trans-owned adult store-turned-mutual aid hub in Minneapolis, has put out the call that they are in some financial straits as a result of deprioritizing business decisions in favor of their mutual aid organizing this winter. Go buy some things to support them:

That’s weird I feel the same way about Kara after a decade at Vox

This is Zack Greinke erasure.

I have two of the same t-shirt from 2003 that I think was a #NeverForget giveaway at an Avs/Wild game. I'm not sure if I have both because the armpit seam ripped, so the left side of the shirt was heavily vented and I think I pitched it.

Not only is Omar a great politician, she is cool as fuck too.

Every KAT story is him being an absolute mensch and I’m so happy for him getting this moment.

Don’t let the World Cup distract you from the fact that today is Flag Day

Please. One more time.

I hope KAT still has Jimmy Butler’s number

Sorry Beisbol Cats fans, you got a guy who can't play center field, and only strikes out. Godspeed.

As your Senator, I'm going to hold MAGA Republicans like Tom Emmer accountable, not hug them.

would anyone like to discuss mlb regular season standings

They heard someone who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building

Saw this sign about tear gas aftermath as it affects food gardening at Open Streets Lyndale yesterday. It is by no means the greatest crime committed against the people of Minnesota this winter, but add it to the ledger anyway.

Monday is the day for boops!

OUR LONG NATIONAL* NIGHTMARE IS OVER * (Minnesota)

Will the Wild pursue Dylan Larkin after trade request? Yes, without a doubt: Ask Russo and Smith www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

Picked this RW/Goalie combo just for the locker room chemistry (derogatory) 🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 70-12 LW: Dimitri Kvartalnov (Bos 90s) C: Pierre Larouche (Pit 70s) RW: Bill Guerin (Bos 00s) LD: Kris Letang (Pit 10s) RD: Bobby Orr (Bos 60s) G: Cam Talbot (Minnesota 20s) Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca

Now if only she wasn't using deep fakes against her primary opponent for US Senate. Or hadn't voted for Laken-Riley.

80s - Princess Bride 90s - The Birdcage 00s - Stardust 10s - Mad Max: Fury Road 20s - Barbie

For all those who keep insisting that Bluesky is dead or dying... Bluesky is where you can get actual engagement with real humans.

People sometimes ask me how I keep myself accountable as a freelancer. The answer is: I am fueled by spite. I have written 8,000 words in four days because I am mad at someone and it will ANNOY them when the result is excellent. So if you're having trouble staying productive, consider: SPITE.

In Minnesota, we protect the lives and liberties of all our neighbors - including your right to love who you love. Happy Pride Month!

Cooked Level: Lincoln Riley Brisket

Welp. That shortens the window. Though ideally we wouldn't have high picks for him to exert influence on

Vaxxed?

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

we all deserve happiness like this