Got this souvenir cup while in NYC and I adore it for morning coffee

Lox bagels for breakfast

Folks, its simple: Belgium can kiss my ass.

10 minutes my ass

BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA MORE LIKE BOSNIA AND HERZEGOHOME-INA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

Telemundo showing repeated slowmotion ankle breaking

Gonna eat my feelings about it

It would be a dumb idea to voluntarily switch jobs in this economy, right?

we've been HEAT DOMED

El Khannouss is such a bitchin' name

with apologies to @allidejong.bsky.social i would very much like the netherlands to lose 90 billion to 0 tonight

catching up on the race from yesterday and now i'd like to go to austria in the fall

@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com Made my own ponzu sauce for dinner tonight. Not going to let those GREEDY FAT CATS at Kikkoman sell me their bottles of it anymore!

@channel6.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @brianphillips.lol The show yesterday was a delight! My wife (who was in the "spouse reluctantly in attendance" category) is a fellow shipwreck enthusiast and wondered if the Eastland or the General Slocum had been in consideration

HEY if you're at the @channel6.bsky.social show in Ann Arbor and see the bearded guy in the bright blue Williams Racing hat, come say hi!

MOM: n/a DAD: Philip Glass, Genesis (and Phil Collins solo work obvs), Peter Gabriel, Koyaanisqatsi, Pictures at an Exhibition, Mike Oldfield, Jimi Hendrix, Norah Jones, other random things. His record and CD collection is probably in the thousands

Friend: So what are your plans this weekend? Me: Going to see a show in Ann Arbor F: Oh! What show? Me: A football podcast! They'll be talking about shipwrecks Friend: ??? Me: Also it's at the public library! Friend: um

Do I have anyone on here thats going to the shipwrecks show tomorrow?

Galaxy petunias

I have zero trips scheduled ☹️

@circusmaximus.bsky.social Had a dream you started a company selling mining rights to asteroids, and since I got a guy signed up you named me Chief of Sales 😂

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social fight me, coward

Lmao, I had never seen this monty python skit before www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjV9...

wallstreetbets is trying to save Wendy's

Fox went to commercial break with 3 laps to go in this Indycar race...

LGA✈️DTW

Look at this dorky ass mfer

Lets go to the airport

Short ribs or pork chop

TONIGHT

@athensgrease.bsky.social Man, I've been really enjoying central park, but the conservancy gardens on the north end are kinda lame 😶‍🌫️

Lox bagel + black coffee for breakfast 🤤😋

My mood on days I have to work versus on days I get to do anything else is becoming a night and day difference. Probably not a good sign

AND NOW:

Time for dinner

drinking a beer in a shitty irish bar in manhattan watching world cup with a ton of fans, this rules

HOW PYRAMIDS MADE? (a) aliens is the only explanation (b) put rock on wood sled

HIM: u like what u see HER: sorry about your weird dick

Ladies do you ever sometimes wake up just a head and a flipper

I stan a no frills-no bullshit breakfast sandwich counter. I really like a place that can get me a tasty B/E/C on a bagel in 2 minutes and it costs a couple bucks

TODAY: - a morning stroll through Central Park - an afternoon at the met - dinner at a michelin star indian restaurant - Dog Day Afternoon: The Broadway Play

OUT: Italian beef sandwich IN: thai beef sandwich ALSO IN: hot gogs

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social gonna meet your mom here later

Please look at this menu @senorblanxo.bsky.social www.bkknewyork.com/menus

Hot gog carts and gyro carts on every street corner

rocks are unbelievable

@athensgrease.bsky.social so you just, like, live here, huh?