I think Michigan is going to win a national championship again and that's a real bummer

Bloomington IL Hayward CA

@gendercrook.bsky.social @hulcricket.bsky.social HEY CAN WE SEND YOU WEDDING GIFTS

Hey there's a live look in the crew capsule rn if you're curious

Artemis is almost halfway there. 131k from earth, 139k from moon

Every so often I return to Doom 2016 and remember how much it fucking rules

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social coward

for relaxing times make it hammock times

Finn says: "don't get a rabbit for easter unless you know what you're doing."

Nasa's workstations are nuts. 5 monitors is too many monitors. My traffic center has 4 monitors each and its too many monitors.

Ring Fit Adventure is either going to work for me or just straight up kill me

If I didn't make these myself I wouldn't believe them.

There are 4 people in a cylinder hurtling towards the moon right now Next time on the Shutdown Fullcast

What if going to the moon is what could fix me

What GS level is a nasa astronaut

Unbelievable. Beautiful. Should've sent a poet.

Should have gone to Florida and setup a tailgate (cc @zrau.bsky.social)

What channel should I be watching the launch on

Client got a real good april fools on a call w/ 15 people. Pretty much had everyone going for a good minute or so. "Hey not sure if everyone has heard the news yet but I was in a Gordie Howe Bridge meeting yesterday and its going to be renamed the Trump International Bridge."

re: red wings makeameme.org/meme/you-don...

Every time I get a bullshit perry johnson spam text message, this is my reply

Update experiences on various platforms: STEAM: "The system is updating. It is 17 gorillabytes and will take 2 hours." DISCORD: "It's been more than 20 minutes since you last logged in! I have 9,000 updates!!" SWITCH: "hi! just a quick system update ... ok done have fun!" WINDOWS:

helicopter overhead jalopnik.com/you-need-to-...

Reading a proposal, someone wrote that we will create a Traffic Incident Tracker (capitalized like so). I think we should also make that an acronym. Better yet, lets expand the formal name to Traffic Incident Tracker Spreadsheet and make that an acronym.

WTF was that pass

Michigan should consider making baskets #analysis

Huh, guess I can check in on the basketball gaaJEEEEZUS CHRIST MICHIGAN

One of the best roasters in the country imo

Anyway, thats enough work today.

[group email from regional dude] "You have all been approved to register for [conference] coming up in June." [follow up email, just to me, from regional dude] "Except for you. You're approved for exhibit hall only." DA FUQ

Remember all the pointless stories, songs, and plays you put on as a child where you performatively trotted across the linoleum floor with the family dog and no one knew what you were doing? It's the same thing, except now you're an adult and you call it Art

Finn is in his tunnel and rearranging his blankets

oh no i missed it ☹️

"I want things and I'm going to stare at you until you give me them"

Dear Michigan friends,

WMU down 3-1 in the 1st

vanderbilt just lose the fucking baseball game so ESPN2 switches to WMU hockey, please and thank you

NONE OF THE TEAMS I WANT TO WIN IN ANY SPORT ARE FUCKING WINNING LATELY AND IT KINDA SUCKS

get your shit together, irish

Jersey Mikes for lunch 😋😋😋

lmao @ last one www.maptap.gg March 29 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 69😁 Final score: 904

Wait Sean Miller never made the final four at arizona?

It should be illegal for arizona to be good at basketball

Come on Purdue

good morning @the984.bsky.social

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A win for Western would be nice tomorrow imo.

Mug check

Bratty vet techs are very good at getting my blood boiling.

TBS just showed pizzas being made and the commentators said nothing about it