good article and, crucially, a good list at the end of cookware/kitchenware lines that are still quality (and family owned)

Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls https://theonion.com/study-finds-there-arent-enough-occasions-where-you-get-to-eat-rolls/

Happy 80th anniversary to Bob Clampett's THE GREAT PIGGY BANK ROBBERY ('46)!

Just watched some of Ralph Bakshi's "American Pop" and it would make a great double feature with "Heavy Metal" on opening night of "Doesn't Hold Up Fest"

New cryptid

Pokemon page commission for wurmple_party/X

You can now play the entirety of Star Trek: Borg and Star Trek: Klingon in your browser borgremastered.com

Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/

It's true before 1995 they were just called "PJ Harvey fans"

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

@agatha-vile.bsky.social @tonygoldmark.bsky.social

Trying to do a Cyclosporiasis joke in FoxTrot that my syndicate will approve. Wish me luck.

I have long forgotten what arcane gumbo of blocking softwares I fed to my desktop but damn if it ain't night and day between that and even simple phone browsing/watching.

*hacker voice* I’m in

Garffeld Pt 5

My favorite is Street Guardian Superboy and his giant weird boot.

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

Here here. I live in Florida. Why would anyone here listen to what I have to say?

@seemoreevil.bsky.social continues his exploration of the horrors of Blondie with The Blondie Radio Show, sponsored by Camel cigarettes! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/nerd...

Baby Can Already Tell Crib He’s In Going To Be Recalled https://theonion.com/baby-can-already-tell-crib-he-s-in-going-to-be-recalled-1819575320/

Problems Coded🧬

I'm leading 12 states in challenging the proposed merger of Warner Bros. and Paramount and asking the court to block the deal. CA's film and entertainment industry touches the lives of Americans daily. We’re going to court to fight for a free and fair market and protect this iconic industry.

Genuinely surprised no one I follow follows @joehansbarger.bsky.social

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Flags at half mast at the Grindr HQ today to honor Lindsey Graham's death

For those of you trying to keep track of recent deaths, Lindsey Graham is not the one who was on a popular TV show that entertained people and even inspired some to become paramedics. He’s the one who contributed nothing to the world and in fact made everything worse.

THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING

seeing a lot of Palworld chat since it's entering 1.0, for people that care and don't know, the devs also have a game on steam centered around generating AI images store.steampowered.com/app/2154230/...

“The fuck you looking at? #caturday

seeing tokyo godfathers reference footage that they shot for the animators and satoshi kon himself is the reference model for hana. He looks so happy doing it too

I understand, on an intellectual and dramaturgical level, J Jonah was so often distilled down to "rightwing media crank" for narrative ease and mass consumption, but "JJJ would be posting on bluesky too much (complementary)" is so much funnier.

Everybody's sharing it, but credit has to go to @djdasco.bsky.social who created some of the funniest fucking shit in the 2010s and would have been huge if YouTube hadn't wrecked his work due to failure to account for parody.

imprisoned

“With all due respect, your pappy is a FOOL” is slaying me.

WHA OH!!! Anyway use deer.social

Yall need to get indexed by duck duck go.

This retro lesbian aura goes hard

It's gotta strike someone as ironic that the best way to combat Global Warming is with Solar Energy, right?

More sticker designs. I’m on a pleistocene thing rn