Trump would totally choose the incorrect Grail.

A ballsy movie for a one-season, eight-episode streaming series would be to make one of those a clip show.

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

The Odyssey (2026, dir. Chris Nolan)

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Imagining two guys who have each other's places bugged and they're just hearing big blasts of feedback

White House Hovering, Falling 10 Feet Off Ground In Sync With Melania Snoring

it's a perfect film.

Same

When pink floyd sang "the lunatic is in the hall", it nearly gave me a heart attack

I love you too Robocop

Thinking how at the end of the Star Wars trilogy an entire galaxy celebrates the death of the emperor without a finger wagging coda where a sad-eyed long haired scold in bespoke clothing warns that this reduces everyone to the same level as the genocidal tyrant who got tossed into a laser shaft.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

“With all due respect, your pappy is a FOOL” is slaying me.

surgeon general standing in front of a huge table with a detailed miniature hospital on it, using a big stick to move little surgeons around

This motherfucker said immortible.

Dumbest goddamn shit

35 years ago... TERMINATOR 2

I’m dying 😂😂😂

Someone dumped Mitch McConnell's body on the lawn at the 250th state fair thing, you can look at him for five bucks

There's an incredibly nonzero chance that Trump speaks in the sun for two hours non-stop in deadly heat and then, right as his heart plumps up red and boiled as a ballpark frank, one million fireworks explode at the same time by accident directly under his entire ass.

This was the best they could do for our 250th birthday.

YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

meanwhile, at wimbledon

Librarians hate when you poke your head through the book return slot from outside and shout "Booooring!" and get your head stuck in the slot

Name a TV show no one remembers but you.

One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

The universe:

Looking at the Criterion Channel menu at 10:41pm after a small edible.

Same, Picard. It’s some wild shit.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Halloween 80s - Empire Strikes Back 90s - In the Mouth of Madness 00s - The Fellowship of the Ring 10s - The Nice Guys 20s - Godzilla Minus One

“I don’t want to play a woman in a video game, I want to go frame-by-frame in a trailer to find the worst looking shots of her and then whine like a dog that can’t find its tennis ball”

been spending most their lives livin on the starship enterprise

Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

Staking my entire professional future and fortune on catering to the erratic whims of the infamously unappeasable 80 year old dickhead known as Mr. One Foot in the Grave aka Mr. No Apparent Heir aka This All Dies With Him.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

"Springfield has found its monorail conductor... Homer Simpson."

when you come down to it Godzilla is just the most righteous shit of all time