It's so degrading watching the Secret Service clean out someone's fuck pad. They walk outside with cardboard boxes and upend them. There are shattered Poison CDs all over the ground, glinting in the sunlight atop a towel that can't bend.

Yesssssssss @megacrit.com

too many of you are arguing with Cryin Ryan Grim when you should be Climbin the Grim Tower with playable characters like Ironclad, The Silent, and Necrobinder. Slay The Spire 2 coming to steam early access later today

Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot

Looking great, sir!

Folks it's conceivable this guy lives to be 113 out of spite but it's noteworthy how much time his inner circle spends standing around him, smiling and applauding while he pretends he's a Harlem Globetrotter or something, and all I'm saying is they either know something or believe they do.

I suspect this guy is not chill at all

the only campaign speech I want to hear from a Dem running for office

the fuckers got what they deserved

25 Feb 2026

"And let me say May the force be with you." "Do you even know who I am?" "I think I do. Weren't you one of the little rascals?"

hello! I’m the median American voter. the two most important things to me are means-tested tax subsidies for a subset of logistics companies based in critical port infrastructure areas, and the creeping infestation of Freemasonry

24 Feb 2026

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Make a stained glass window out of this frame

You don’t really need to watch the address; they’ll announce a funeral and stuff if anything good happens

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 rage aneurysm 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

when the TV has breaking news about the Supreme Court

i am pleased to report that the olympic dog has been humanely euthanized

Dude looks like a Red Dead Redemption NPC.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

PICARD: are you sure you want to do this, commander data LT COMMANDER DATA: captain, in order to more effectively observe human behavior, my programming has not been restricted to monogamy

Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?

Support/Tank/DPS

being shunned by puritan shitheads call that hestermaxxing

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

When someone says they "discovered themselves" while backpacking, it’s a psyop. All they did was honk off next to a waterfall.

I guess seeing Jason punch a guy's head off and into a trashcan in Friday the 13th Part 8 was when I truly fell in love with The Cinema.

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

the best job in canada is getting to guard cryo frozen jason voorhees at that research institute run by david cronenberg. nothings gonna happen with that dude for a couple hundred years it is a total jerkoff gig

12 Feb 2026

bet it’s from when grimes stabbed it into a wall stud and he just can’t get it out like some excalibur shit

Bitches, leave.

Can’t have shit approval ratings if there’s no approval ratings.

11 Feb 2026

I love comic books where if the heroes got a new base or we visited the villain's lair, we'd get a map.

David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir

BOTH CROWS NEED TO MEET EACH OTHER

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

The president has issued an executive order ordering a divorce for the halftime show wedding couple. Explained Mr Trump: “I AM SCARED AND ALWAYS HAVE DIARRHEA”