Well, shit. RIP, Professor Pericles. You were the best evil owl. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

For someone who actually collects a small paycheck for doing these, you'd think I'd do a better job remembering to promote them on social media when I have a new one, but here we are. It's a bit late, but NEW VIDEO: youtu.be/nO8GrhNNNFU

Can we all please agree right now that Marge Greene does NOT get a redemption arc?

This week, we’re joined once again by the newest inductee into the Three Timer’s Club: Nicki, from @trivialtheater.bsky.social for a discussion of the audio commentar(ies) for your wonky yet affable host’s favorite film of 2024: “Hundreds of Beavers”. #FilmSky podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

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Honestly, I'm okay with rumors of Trump having given head to Bill Clinton because that hits on so many levels of Trump's insecurities. The only way it would have been any better is if the reports claimed it was Obama he had blown.

Americans watching Trump get outed as a massive pedophile in real time must be what England felt when all of Jimmy Savile's sex crimes came to light, except that piece of shit was already dead. Trump's riding out the clock so he'll die in a cushy bed and not a cot in a minimum-security prison.

How stupid am I? I recently had to replace my universal remote (RIP, Logitech Harmony) and decided on a Sofabaton model. The stupid part? I had been unconsciously assuming "sofabaton" was an unfamiliar French word, only just now realizing it's obviously describing a remote as a "sofa baton".

On the one hand, I have zero hope that Trump will ever face any consequences for his actions. On the other hand, they once called John Gotti untouchable, and HE ended up dying in prison (before Trump could pardon him). So, maybe there's always SOME hope, no matter how scant?

What's the big deal about releasing the Epstein files? It's been repeatedly shown that Trump will not suffer any consequences for his crimes, and Republicans are more than happy to protect him. Those files could contain videos of him committing assault, and it won't change a single MAGA mind.

FedEx: "Your package is scheduled to arrive today." Also FedEx: Your package was 14 hours away at 2:30am this morning, and we haven't updated that status since." Whenever a store says they're using FedEx to ship a product to me, my soul screams like Kirk shouting Khan's name.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I don't mind him falling asleep all the time during important meetings. It's the waking up afterward that really annoys the shit out of me.

At this point I'm like, "Why don't we save up all the prosecutions until AFTER Trump is out of office (one way or the other) because he will just pardon anyone that gets convicted of doing crimes for him?" He'll likely not bother granting blanket pardons for anyone but himself on his last day.

Sandwich Man's prosecution was bullshit and never should have happened. However, I might not have supported acquittal if the sandwich in question had come from Jimmy John's. The risk of any of that getting into the victim's mouth is worth at least an attempted manslaughter conviction.

There's a joke in here somewhere about the Subway guy getting away with hurling a sandwich at an agent working for a known pedophile like Donald Trump, redeeming the company somewhat for all the pedophile shit that Jared was guilty of. Sadly, I'm too mediocre to come up with it myself.

My mother died exactly one year ago today, and I just learned that evil Dick Cheney finally (and so deservedly) bit it. For an anniversary present, not bad, but the Universe could do so much better than that. It's like getting a knock off Star Wars action figure instead a real one from Kenner.

🎃NEW VID UP🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! For tricks and treats galore, check out my review of Fried Barry, a crazy ride to say the least! youtu.be/Kh1tj5gdyag

Well, shit.

Earlier, my sister and I went to the crematorium to have some of our mother's ashes transferred to various mementos, and either mine was leaking or the crematorium did a messy job with the transfer, because mom got all over my hands and my sister's kitchen counter. Mom would have laughed.

Define your music taste in 8 artists: 1. The Beatles 2. Styx 3. Ghost 4. Weird Al 5. Blue Öyster Cult 6. Queen 7. Electric Light Orchestra 8. Village People 9. The Who 10. Hollywood Musicals

Does any physical Epstein file even exist anymore? Like, whatever actual, physical evidence with signatures and notes and anything else that wasn't digital? Trump stole top-secret documents in 2020 and nobody stopped him. What's keeping him from burning what he can now before they get released?

If the world would stop burning for about an hour or so, it'd be great if you could spend that time watching my new video. Or spending some time with loved ones. That works too, I suppose. youtu.be/6Z1TMIgqziU

Well, shit. We lost Renato Casaro the other day, as well. Autumn 2025 has not been kind to our iconic 1980s movie poster artists.

🎨NEW VID UP🎃 Spooky month has begun and first up is the Picture of Dorian Gray. youtu.be/ua-qYwHw6IQ

If you put Stephen Miller's picture in a line-up with a bunch of other random faces and asked someone who'd never heard of him to choose which was the Nazi war criminal, not only would they choose Miller, but most would run a Google search to make sure he got what he had coming to him at Nuremberg.

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

TONIGHT! We're firing up another epic night of epic Rifftrax fun that's sure to be a pretty all right time. Join @swayzeofarabia.bsky.social and I starting at 7 EST/Midnight GMT. youtube.com/live/w1Qm1l7...

For MAGA, saying someone from Puerto Rico is an American is like saying that a tomato is a fruit. For them, it may be technically correct, but they still won't accept it. Also, Tomi Lahren is still a thing? 2015 was ten years ago.

You heard the lady! Come join us tonight for some laughs! The secret phase is: Silver Shamrock

With the new season started yesterday, we managed to hit 1900 subs overnight! we've had a couple more in the last few minutes, only 97 left to go till 2k! #youtube #milestone Check us out at: www.youtube.com/@TYTDReviews

Posting this gif I made some time back, for no particular reason...

Obligatory Halloween month name change. Any bets it'll be mid-December before I realize I forgot to change it back?

I never thought I'd see the day when I would be hoping for a military coup in the United States. We're clearly going to have to put our faith in the generals Trump belittled for years to stand up to him and tell the dictatorial fuck, "No".

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

NEW VIDEO: Who am I? What am I? I'm a long damned video, that's what I am. youtu.be/Ez8q1LWGm1E

I just spent an inordinate amount of time being annoyed by a gnat flying around my head before realizing it was actually a black spot floating in my eyes. I don't feel so bad now for failing to squish it between my hands.

Funny how leftists have been screaming for years that the government needs to take control of healthcare, only to be called "socialists". Meanwhile, the right-wing just stole a social media platform and gave it to their business buddies. As a famous Nazi might say: "Interesting."

Dare you take a trip...into 'The Unknown'?!

So, I'm guessing Trump demanded blackmail money from Tylenol, and they refused, so he's doing this now? Occam's Razor and all that.

🚀NEW VID UP!👽 As compared to Ice Cube's attempted version of the War of thE Worlds....the '53 VERSIONstands as a classic. Here's my review...get ready for less ranting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Szz...

I was among the many screaming about how W. Bush was leading us down the path to dictatorship back in the day, but we were, of course, accused of overreacting. Remind me again who appointed the SCOTUS Chief Justice who is doing the most to hand Trump the reins of power?

Something tells me if the guilds/unions for all the actors, writers, musicians, technical crew, etc. staged a united, general strike in Hollywood, ABC would likely rethink this whole Jimmy Kimmel thing. I mean, what's the use of having a union when you're allowing shit like this to go down?

All Email Apps: "We're putting the options for organizing email at the top right." Microsoft: "Yeah, we're doing that too, until everybody gets used to it. Then, just for shits and giggles, we'll move it to the bottom right in Outlook so users struggle every single time they sort their inbox."

Perhaps the Nazis are doing so much revisionism trying to make Kirk look like a fallen "hero" as a dry-run for the inevitable-but-long-delayed day when a certain someone finally succumbs to that well-deserved fatal heart attack.

Does anyone want to place any bets that the Republicans are secretly promising Kirk's shooter preferential treatment if he confesses to being a radical leftist?

🍔NEW VID UP!🍔 We're learning about carvery at Old Country Buffet. Join us! youtu.be/sLnSKdO7WEk

Well, shit.

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.