Well, shit.

The Grim Reaper has a chance to do the funniest thing tonight...

People say Trump will be furious over the tariff loss, and I'm like, "Do you think anyone around him is going to tell him? And even if they do, he'll forget about it almost immediately." Carrot Caligula is so far gone now that it's like yelling at a puppy for peeing on the rug a day later.

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

Fuck ICE.

Well, shit.

This is a quick reminder that my first Live Stream is scheduled to start tonight in about an hour. Sorry to those outside the U.S. for being so late/early! Stupid spinning Earth and its dumb relationship to the sun! LINK: youtube.com/live/4oaEGkF...

I'm seriously wondering what I clicked on Facebook so that I'm suddenly seeing more than one hot chick with a colostomy bag in the suggested reels. I suppose it's my fault for clicking the first one, so now apparently that's my official, AI-designated kink.

I probably should have posted this earlier, but I think I forgot: This Friday, February 13, 2026 at 7:00pm EST. www.youtube.com/live/4oaEGkF...

Well, shit.

Like every other court case Trump has ever been involved with, he is simply running out the clock on getting held accountable for the Epstein crap. If that clock would just hurry up and stop, I could resign myself that the fucker never saw justice in life. I just want to get to the dancing.

Cancelled my Discord Nitro

IU is planning on putting up a bronze statue of Bobby Knight. Hmm. Lauding an old white guy with anger issues despite documented abuses against young people in his care... Where have we heard THAT story before?

Join Dan @tytdreviews.bsky.social and I tonight! We're doing Rifftrax the game! youtube.com/live/D5wxzr4...

Winning the midterms or even the White House would be great, and I still believe, despite everything, that the good guys WILL win in the end. But we all know that one of the last acts Trump will do when it looks like he's about to leave power is grant a blanket pardon to literally everyone, right?

Republicans don't think of this country as a stew comprised of many different ingredients, each a vital part to the whole. They think of the United States like it's potato soup, with brown and black people being the bay leaves that get pulled out and discarded after giving the dish its flavor.

Could you do me a favour & share this video pls? Trying to see something... I know lots of people are experiencing lower YT views, but I want to see if boosting external links/shares makes a difference. Plus, if you like old vs new T2 games. Pls have a watch :) youtu.be/VdrwjWOJyFM?...

We're back with Retro Reviews tonight at around 8PM EST to celebrate Oscar season as we look at the Best Picture Also Rans as we discuss The Wizard of Oz! Join us on our YouTube channel to get in on the discussion! youtube.com/@geeksaladpo...

NEW VIDEO: It's time to visit the second of the Red Shirt Shaggy films from the mid-to-late-1980s. Why, yes, there ARE leg warmers. I SAID it was from the mid-to-late-1980s! youtu.be/Hm9xspr-ot8

It's Baked Alaska Day! And we're going celebrating with a review of Avalanche! youtu.be/hzMx_qKHZmk

Everyone out here is posting their favorite Catherine O'Hara performances, but there won't be enough said about her Aunt Edith from 'Rock & Rule'....

SHIT!

Earlier today, I accidentally typed "accountaints" when discussing how much a particular studio lied about a blockbuster film's financial losses, and now I regret correcting myself.

I can see Republicans agreeing to "abolish ICE", but only if they keep everything as is, and just change the name. These Nazi pricks live for technicalities.

If there ever comes a time when someone actually does attack ICE, like an actual, verifiable, physical attack and not these bullshit lies told by Noem, who in their right mind would believe it at this point?

Gosh, I can't wait to see the future terrorists Trump and his Republicans will have grown from all the cruelty they've inflicted upon the marginalized this time around. Five-year-olds watching their parents kidnapped in front of them is a fucking origin story, you stupid Nazi pricks.

I didn't directly quote his post because I didn't want anyone to think I was criticizing Oswalt, but this emphasizes what I hate about the Academy Awards. It's so often not a matter of which performance was best, but which actor or director had to wait long enough for their turn to win. So fake.

I just got a "Thank You" email from Wikipedia, which got me thinking, considering what happened to Twitter, how depressing it is that Musk or another evil, fascist shitheel like him is desperately working behind the scenes to purchase or find a way to control another source of vital human media.

I've long accepted that the asshole's reign will end with a series of pardons to prevent any semblance of justice even after the piece of shit is out. Doesn't matter who wins in 2026 or 2028. Bad guys will walk as usual, because nobody seems to want to put the whole pardon bullshit out to pasture.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

Yay! Only a month later than expected! I hold off on celebrating because YouTube likes to play +1/-1 with subs for us smaller channels. When it's 10,005, I'll feel safer.

What amazes me so much about just how bad Trump and the Republicans are is how so many traditionally "nice" celebrities have no problem swearing at these pricks. Mr. Rogers would tell ICE agents to kindly fuck off.

NEW VIDEO: youtu.be/zEinaaxdYkk Try spotting the 5-second editing mistake I left in because I couldn't stand the thought of a THIRD round of 3-hour encoding/uploading! It's fun!* _________________________________________ *Not a guarantee. Your results may vary.

I've been seeing poor Jim Davis catching a lot of strays from people laughing about Scott Adams biting it, but it must be said that 'Garfield' never once suggested anything terrible about black people. I suppose I should append that statement with a "yet", as we are living in the worst of times...

Kurt @swayzeofarabia.bsky.social and I are starting the new year the right way with Rifftrax the Game. Join us starting at 7pm EST. youtube.com/live/YcEImFn...

Hey all, want to shake off the 2026 blues? Come join @trivialtheater.bsky.social and myself for Rifftrax the Game! 7 eastern/6 central! The secret word will be revealed before the start!

Well, shit.

Make a Bond movie casual Yardraker

NEW VIDEO: Not only is it a collab with @trivialtheater.bsky.social, but it's my first actual "holiday" release video! It was a lot of fun to do, so please check it out! youtu.be/Rkum0PjZTZ4

NEW VIDEO: It's a late upload, and I considered waiting until tomorrow to publish it, but dammit, I said I'd get it out by "this weekend," and by god, I was going to get it out "this weekend". youtu.be/hKQ6BKKahX8

When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.

🦃NEW VID UP!🦃I'm to the Thanksgiving leftover stage of horror movies. Did I find the wishbone amongst the moldy cool whip containers of stuff? You'll find out! youtu.be/tRMS1U-acy4

Well, shit.

Well, shit. RIP, Professor Pericles. You were the best evil owl. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

For someone who actually collects a small paycheck for doing these, you'd think I'd do a better job remembering to promote them on social media when I have a new one, but here we are. It's a bit late, but NEW VIDEO: youtu.be/nO8GrhNNNFU

Can we all please agree right now that Marge Greene does NOT get a redemption arc?

This week, we’re joined once again by the newest inductee into the Three Timer’s Club: Nicki, from @trivialtheater.bsky.social for a discussion of the audio commentar(ies) for your wonky yet affable host’s favorite film of 2024: “Hundreds of Beavers”. #FilmSky podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

Hah—and I cannot stress this enough—hah! www.local10.com/news/2025/11...

Honestly, I'm okay with rumors of Trump having given head to Bill Clinton because that hits on so many levels of Trump's insecurities. The only way it would have been any better is if the reports claimed it was Obama he had blown.