Started a RWRB Like Real People Do AU because I have no self control. Featuring Dos Bastardos (Oscar/Raf)!

(taking my brain out and polishing it on my shirt until it begins to work)

A little bit of the next chapter of my stripper!Henry fic, All Laid Bare, for #WIPWednesday this week

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

This remains so true

In addition to our yearly book bingo we are doing mini challenges every month on the Uniquely Portable Magic server! January's was made by server member Cat and it's so fun!

New Year is a time to reflect on all the dogs we’ve met in the past year, and to look forward to all the dogs we’ll meet in the year to come.

Pressure Cooker | M | WIP Hot-shot young chef, Alex Claremont-Diaz, has been poached from Ivy Lane to head the team at Jeffery Richards' new fine dining venture, Intermezzo. - A food truck AU archiveofourown.org/works/564516... #rwrb #redwhiteandroyalblue #fanfic #rwrbfanfic #rwrbfic

I love CMQ (obviously) but I'm really disappointed with their gender essentialist language. Miss me with that "girl dads" shit fr.

When the one Ent that was on fire puts himself out in the floodwater 👍

“asked chat gpt" well did it tell you i am going to kill you

More Than You Could Ever Know A RWRB Love Actually AU where all the couples are Alex and Henry. archiveofourown.org/works/752676... #rwrb #rwrbfanfiction #rwrbfanfic

We're running book bingo again in 2026 over at the Uniquely Portable Magic server! If you'd like to join in, it's also available as a challenge on Storygraph here -> app.thestorygraph.com/reading_chal... Happy reading!

What if I started the Wicked AU I'm desperate to write instead of working on my wips? What then?

You're not a Real Gamer unless you like the exact games I do and play them by the exact rules I make up that are subject to change on a whim to exclude anyone who isn't in their absolute physical prime and doesn't use guides even though I do and isn't whi-- oops I almost told on myself again hur hur

a man with range

harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries

Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day

I would never get into a bad situation. I would simply refuse

Parents be sure to check your kids’ candy before they eat any!! There might be good stuff in there.

Chapter 2 of The Gift probably up tonight!

The Gift Courtesan Henry / Prince Alex Chapter 1 archiveofourown.org/works/722105... #redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #fanfiction #fanfic #rwrbfanfic

they're getting MARRIED

red white and royal wedding announcement yesterday. 100 nights on sunday. taylor looking gorgeous posting 50 images of himself in paris days in a row. huge week to be me personally

A picture of a tall glass of water and then also a cup from my kitchen

bring that strange behavior over here

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

I'm watching RWRB again. Be prepared for thoughts.

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

All day I wonder what Beebles is doing and when I get home he is basically where I left him (on a rock under a heat lamp).

that’s mister dumbass to you pal

Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.

FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media. For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question. Happy creating!

im not a weird loser im deep undercover doing scientific research for a study about weird losers

BREAKING: Area Man Realizes That He Doesn't Need AI to Make Shitty Art, He Can Do It All on His Own

If you could share this in your networks it would mean a lot to me!

FirstPrints: A News and Social Media Fanwork Collection This collection is to showcase the ways in which the characters in RWRB are depicted in the news and on social media. For more information, head to archiveofourown.org/collections/... or reply and let me know your question. Happy creating!

Love when organisations like @humblebundle.com do Harry Potter merch offers after pretending to care about Pride. Newsflash: you can't make sales for Harry Potter merch and care about queer people.

Pretty sure I've been too overbearing with my beardie because now he's shying away when I try to hold him :(

Since many TERFs now wear that label as a badge of honour, quick reminder that they're all FARTs - Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes.

Did I mention I got a pet

ppl who don’t like silly romcoms hate fun

Going to the farmers' market anybody want any farmers

By the way I posted a little start to a soulmate fic: archiveofourown.org/works/658433...

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

Was just watching @secretsleepoversociety.com play Blue Prince and now I'm having a small rage stroke about the audacity of people emailing a youtuber to demand they breathe more quietly. On the offchance you see this - JULIA, YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT HUMAN! Don't change a thing.

Pretend she's holding a bearded dragon

I've been in a bad writing slump but I'm back on my fanfic bullshit with an outline for Pump the Volume 2. It feels good to be getting words onto the page again.