The fact that I could get shot popping down to my local Tesco’s and that it could be reframed as a justifiable political shooting is a mindfuck that is hard to reconcile.

Well, if it’s 14 December, it must be... ah. The 375th anniversary of Anne Greene being hanged for the ‘crime’ of a premature stillbirth – a case brought by the grandfather of the boy who ‘seduced’ her. Yes, sorry, this one’s grim, but she survived and (possibly) thrived... 🧵

el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Over 100 colourful tractors plus other agricultural vehicles entertained residents at the festive North Walsham Young Farmers Christmas Tractor Run This year, raising funds for Norfolk & Norwich University Hospital Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.

New Telegraph columnist just dropped.

Satire is dead

Sharing this to commemorate Dick Van Dyke’s centenary.

Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned. Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored

Happy 100th birthday Dick van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.

"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."

Hsppy 100th birthday Dick van Dyck!

13 December 1907 | A Czech Jewish woman, Štěpánka Kollinová, was born in Prague. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 28 October 1944. She did not survive. --- Women at Auschwitz Lesson: https://lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en/ Podcast: https://youtu.be/ijTxtbNlJO8

A+ trolling from Zelenskyy

13 December 1933 | Dutch Jewish boy, Marc Lierens, was born in Haarlem. He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in August 1942. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.

Putin: "We've taken Kupyansk" Zelensky: "Here I am in Kupyansk"

Father’s anger at girl’s potentially fatal testosterone dose The child, who was 15 at the time, was given the prescription by the private GenderGP clinic after one online counselling session ⬇️

Latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame..

Our ER

Our Knight Rider

Me when US officials ask for 5 years of my social media history

it wasn’t all that

So @bylinetimes.bsky.social is planning a Christmas cracker box - all Farage’s pro Putin statements - do share and add any you find to this thread

Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day

We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.

Strange, hates EU but decided against building his factory in Britain because they left the EU www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

#OnThisDay, 8 Dec 1972, Whetu Tirikātene-Sullivan is sworn in as Minister of Tourism in Aotearoa / New Zealand. She's the first Māori woman to be a Cabinet minister. #WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory #NZHistory 🗃️

8 December 1911 | French Jew, Michel Marcu, was born in Paris. He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Drancy on 11 February 1943. He did not survive.

Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.

Spotted in B& M yesterday. Easter is on its way.

Seeing the richest man on earth and the mouthpiece of the country trying to erase my people in sync feels very, very disturbing

It's almost like they're a bunch of corrupt Russian traitors.

did… did the dog write this recipe

Quote with your model of masculinity

Fully Scrooged up on my way to the North End Road Christmas Fair to flyer next week’s run of A Christmas Carol at the Barons Court Theatre, came upon two gentlemen similarly attired on their way to a Victorian themed party. Naturally we couldn’t resist…

WHATS THE BLEEDING TIME

6 December 1942 | Grigol Peradze, a cleric of the Georgian Orthodox Church, an archimandrite, perished in #Auschwitz. Since 1933, he lectured at the College of Orthodox Theology at Warsaw University. The Germans arrested him on 5 May 1942, and, in November, deported him to Auschwitz.

Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.

Look, Netflix can go and do whatever they like with Warner Bros, just as long as they bring back this logo:

*laughs in mid Gen X-er*

That’s the thing about life. Sometimes you’re a young Nigella Lawson playing croquet; other times, you just end up inexplicably carrying a sedan chair.

Day 4 of the ITV Sitcom Advent Calendar, and it's a Carry On spinoff in all but name as Sid James launches into a tirade against racial intolerance whilst deploying 'unfortunate' gags - and wearing a spacesuit - in All This - And Christmas Too! timworthington.org/2017/12/01/f...

Insert a movie into another movie: Breakin' 2: Electric Blue Boogaloo

That time in 2014 when the BBC daytime soap 'Doctors' adapted M.R. James's short story 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jQO...

again, one does not treat delusion by endorsing it. You don't tell anorexics how fat they are. If we treated delusion like you lot think we should treat the social contagion that is trans, you'd have to tell schizophrenics that the voices are real and they should totally chop up a prostitute.

Women to be 'protected' to be baby machines for the Vaterland, trophy wife clothes-horses, Playboy bunnies, swimsuit models, blonde Fox News speakerines praising Der Führer, adoring conquests for serial sleazos, teenage objects of lust for creepy older dudes etc etc. Totes progressive.