When I was a kid I used to pretend that I was a teacher, and I’d write up a school roll with a list of all my students’ names & their parents’ names & professions, and this is just a longwinded way of saying that I’d be really good at catfishing.

Finally found the self-help book I’ve been looking for …

Many such cases

It’s dark and freezing so I would welcome any of your go-to happy tunes … This one makes me laugh when Mutya tells herself not to panic, not to be erratic. Girl, same. youtu.be/FY5NYBRMurk?...

Trying to communicate with my Gen Alpha kid.

“Schwimmers” made me giggle.

Hey Siri. What is the eighties?

Question her qualifications all you want (justifiably!) but the misogyny in this thread - from supposed ‘progressives’ - is regressive as hell.

Stars Hollow but real life.

Jeff Conaway did not die in prison, Stockard Channing is alive and well, and I grieve for a world where truth used to matter.

Isn't 'sex kitten' a strange, disturbing term?

Make a Bond movie casual. Goldchat.

dark web is when you scroll for more than 2 hours

My son found a very Aussie mug for me 🇦🇺❤️

#VAWG #MVAWG

FFS. This is the heart of the Jewish area of Melbourne.

Just noticed that Timothee Chalamet has become the latest Anne Hathaway (ie, punching bag of Hollywood). Is it because he is Jewish (said in an Ali G accent) or am I just really paranoid because of the #ThirdIntifada? #Slaughterhouse90210 #WhenHighbrowMeetsLowbrow

Schrodinger’s Tree. Happy Christmas to all you lovely people who celebrate 🎄❤️

Just remembered encountering the name Phoebe for the first time. It was in a book so I read it phonetically. Pe-hoe-ebee.

TFW you spot your cat in a local Facebook post.

A thankfully foiled plot. #ThirdIntifada

People are out on the streets - wasting hours of the precious lives they’ve been gifted on Earth - to protest for the right to chant for this. Remember when asking someone where they were from was perceived to be peak racism???

Nah, Dave. It’s just changed form and renamed itself “Anti-Zionism”. Jew hatred is a shape shifting beast. It doesn’t always stomp in in swastika-adorned jackboots.

According to my searches, the Putin regime is directly responsible for 100x more death than Netanyahu. The war in Ukraine alone has killed over 300,000 people alone. Your hyper-focus on Gaza is nothing more than you hating Jews. You can’t put lipstick on a pig. #sndjewhate

“Social media has created a global village, but the village in question has more in common with the small Salem community in Arthur Miller’s The Crucible than it does with the cosy and forgiving one in the coming-of-age TV drama Gilmore Girls.” Hands up if you’d rather live in Stars Hollow 🙌 🙌 🙌

Q) What’s the difference between the Australian Greens and the UK Greens? A) Nothing.

My brilliant friend @sharonneblum on instagram, please follow her if you’re there. www.instagram.com/reel/DSmXeC-...

I read last night that two bombs were thrown into the crowd at Bondi. They failed to detonate. There could have been so many more deaths. I can’t help wondering which venue will be hit next in the global intifada worldwide tour. Canada? France? London? It’s not a question of ‘if’ but ‘when’.

One of my favourite examples of what I shall call nominative indeterminism. The leading British pro-Zionist archaeologist in mandatory Palestine and Israel was called, I kid you not, P.L.O. Guy.

“History didn’t sneak up on European Jews. It didn’t explode out of nowhere. It crept. It seeped into conversation. Into newspapers. Into jokes at dinner tables. Into classrooms. Into the way people started talking about Jews instead of to them.”

Please share anything that might alleviate a foul mood:

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t recall Blockbusters having a particular smell …?

Part of my (turn-of-the-century) thesis was the lack of Jewish* representation in Australia so it’s kind of a mind f*ck watching Hebrew prayers being broadcast on prime time TV … www.youtube.com/live/oZ2TcX9...

London 2025

Free Palestine is a cover for so much cruelty. www.instagram.com/reel/DSfkKMD...

If anyone is in Sydney, please support Lox in a Box, the latest Jewish business under threat from hateful people.

Nominative determinism at its finest.

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

I’ve just had a stunning realisation about myself/ my life, and hoping it can actually translate into action*. *not my strong point

Ah, Spike.

it's always "your screen time was up this week" never "you had some good posts"

Sorry guys 😬

I appreciate all the public support but …

Me (getting ready to go out) I’ll stick on a favourite film! ‘White Christmas’ Sky

London 2025

Just watched footage of Zarah Sultana clapping along to chants of Intifada. Yesterday. As we are entering the third intifada.

My brother just did something really kind for me.