And only Broadstairs. Anywhere else and they'll throw you in jail #thesedays

Sirloin, jacket potato, warm salad and side salad. 10/10

Q4 up and running. 21.80km for the evening. Everything hurts. Looking forward to rest night tomorrow. 🛶🏋🏼‍♂️💪🏼🚲

Week off training. Halfway through the second workout of the week. Sore. Send tramadol!

Just had a survey sent to me by the PCS Equality Group and I'm like, alright luv, calm down, put us a nice cup of tea on and we'll have a chat. There's a good girl.

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Leigh 'do not intend to fulfil' Wigan semi-final - www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-... Dezzy Beaumont playing the cunt again. Mardy bastard.

BBC News - He went from helping in factory to co-founder of Reebok - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... It was reported that over 50% of footprints left behind following burglaries in Merseyside in the 1990s were Reebok Classic treads. I never went back to them after that.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy... Firm linked to Baroness Michelle Mone must pay £122m after breaching Covid PPE contract, judge rules - BBC News It's all gone tits up

He was going to be Liverpool manager but wanted full control of the team and transfers. This was in the days when a selection committee would choose the team rather than a coach and his staff. The Liverpool board wouldn't bow to Busby's demands and he left for United. The rest is history.

It's binary day! 0110

Just made this (with shortcuts) sautéed the onion, shallot and garlic instead of roasting. Didn't buy fresh parsley so used 4tsp of dry instead. And I used ½ box of chopped and frozen garlic. #soup

October 1st and absolutely teeming it down. Feels right, feels autumn.

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When the barmaid drops a full tray of glasses and the captain of the darts and dominoes shouts ”sack the juggler!”

When you see a lad asleep in his own vomit outside Wetherspoons

Mrs DoS and I made the decision today to swerve Strictly until the Halloween special. Hopefully by then the drag thing, Skinner and Pattison have gone.

I can't walk on a seaside pier without fearing the worst. Or that bridge over the lake in Southport.

Seeing Thomas Skinner on television and asking, ‘who's this cunt?’.

Porn mags tucked away in a hedge.

22.135km for the evening. That's Q3 done. 919km in 13 weeks @ 70kmpw. Rowing machine benchmark for Q4 @ ¾pace flat out, no sprints and recovery, just slog. A tad under 5 miles. 🚲💪🏼🏋🏼‍♂️🛶

I am not a number

This is the exact look I had on my face when the maths teacher tried to do trig and geometry

Just a reminder that this is ongoing. I've pledged today and so can you.

Driving to the east Lancs last week and somebody at the top of St Helens was flying the Plantagenet flag from their house. 1. It's a commitment to the House of Lancaster 2. It's a commitment to a 600+ year grudge. Marvelous.

Woken up at my normal time but apart from feed the cats, there's nowt else to do. Broth is in the fridge for lunch, tea is omlit'n'beans, so there's not much else to do.

dorseteye.com/a-statement-... Just Stop Oli🤝🏻SWP

Monday after a week off

...and then I turn up with a bottle of blue nun and nine durex

Tis the season to be brothy, falalala la la la la

That's Mrs DoS's Christmas presents sorted

If Jimmy Carr's accountant fiddles this feels like he did his noughties earnings it'll be more a magic disappearing act than a comedy show.

The Riyadh Comedy Festival. Hey, hey, that wife of mine, driving me up the wall, she is. Well it's the only driving she's allowed to do round here, amarite? I asked for a scotch on the rocks and got told this place is dry. I said I know, it's the desert, now give me a double Johnny W.

quizoftheday.co.uk/ok 8 Luther and author

Been binging Wayward on Netflix. It's very very good. Toni Collette's acting is Oscar worthy if it wasn't a TV series. She's scary.

What. A. Finish. #superleague

Feddy Fedora has followed me from bedroom to bedroom since we got home.

#superleagueplayoffs prediction time. #LeedsRhinos by eight. It might be a low scoring games, so maybe 12-4 or a 20-12 type score line. #rugbyleague 8p.m Sky Sports

I did the big shop yesterday evening and caught quite a bit of Emma Willis on R2. She's such a fantastic broadcaster. I'm of the age where vanilla is ok. She's just so good at bland and relaxed without it sounding boring.

Like Ant'n'Dec meets elite sport

I think Harry Maguire is more a piece of performance art than a defender. It's the only reasonable answer.

TFW the shit smells so bad you're better off changing the litter rather than fishing it out 🤮🤢😸🐈

Only if they refuse to get a round in

quizoftheday.co.uk 9 author. Guess on the European borders question

The mother in law climbs a rung towards first place

#superleague prediction time. Leigh blowout. They'll beat #wakefield by 18 and score over 30 points. Wakey will try to spoil and niggle but the refs have tightened up the ruck area and offside this backend of the regular season. They're gonna be sharper in the #playoffs #rugbyleague