Beer, the cause and answer to all life's problems.

That Oyin on Irish Traitors may be the most beautiful woman on the planet. She's flawless.

Hull FC's Pryce out for season with ACL injury - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-... Absolutely gutted for the lad. He's got the potential to be a superstar of our sport and this year really could have been the year where he converted talent into being a winner. #willpryce

17.16km for the evening. 1300 calories burned. 💪🏼🚲🏋🏼‍♂️

The problem with listening to any other station than 6Music is you're risking only being a 3½ minute pop song away from the opening bars of a Queen song, and therefore, the rage.

If the prize is taking part in the FIFA World Cup draw then I don't think I want to win.

BBC News - First British baby born using transplanted womb from dead donor www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... It's amazing what science can achieve.

Mandelson claiming he did things but not for financial gain is like Wile E. Coyote saying he runs through the desert highways for exercise and is nothing to do with any fast flightless bird.

Oh my god we need to yeet this into the sun. Absolute clown car nonsense

Zoroaster or Gilgamesh want a word.

Just put a cock-a-leekie soup on in the slow cooker. Proper chicken stock n'all. Found it tucked away in the freezer when I tidied it out the other day. The leeks, chicken, carrots and edamame are all from frozen. Compared to a Baxter's this comes out at a fraction of the price.

Tuesday. The bastard child of Monday.

Your outdated pop references mean as much to me as Rigsby's cat #MusicSky

I'm back! Two weeks off with a broken toe. 17km and four strides for the night. 🏋🏼‍♂️🚲💪🏼

It comes from a novella in the book. Trainspotting At Leith Central Station. A derelict train station that was cut under Beeching. It was where addicts, homeless and alcoholics would congregate. It's a chapter where Begbie lets his guard down as he spots his estranged father as a down and out.

With Tourettes's in the news, I suffer from marital Tourettes's. Instead of saying I love you, I say, you stupid fucking bitch you've ruined my life. I think I get away with it.

Touch grass, smell the flowers, feel the rain. Anything but spend all day on here.

I never left the house yesterday. This was just cooking, cleaning and pottering around.

Monday *Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor photo*

Fuck yeah!

BBC News - Greenland says 'no thanks' to Trump US hospital boat www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... He's on the meth again

Still looking for a washing machine. I don't want one with 18 programs or a special “steam bedding” wash (we've done okay for centuries without worrying about ‘ingrained’ germs). I want one with two eco washes 60/40°, two smaller loads 60/40°, a 90° towels wash and an emergency 45 minutes wash.

A conference pear. The bog standard supermarket 🍐

Payday this coming Friday and this month's payday treat shall be a new Vileda mop. Not just the mophead, the full shaft and head. #posh

I see it's a Catholic day out in Weegie land today 🟩⬜🟩⬜

Planned cottage pie for tea, had a mild panic we had no peas. Emptied freezer. We have peas. Along with 1 +2 x ⅓ bags of carrots. 2 half bags of broad beans 🤷🏽‍♂️ the last six 5★ bakery barms, two open bags of savoy cabbage and multiple yellow label packs of prawns.

Not a bad morning's work so far. Tiles so shiny they're almost mirror like

I don't know about you lads, but I got a halfpipe watching the ladies figure skating.

Accidentally switched the shower on whilst cleaning the mixer

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

youtu.be/-51-0Mx_n0w?... …and I'm not sure if it'll ever work out right.

#Wigan open the scoring with a Sam Walters try. Keighran with the added two. #superleague #SLWigHul #rugbyleague

Chicken tikka, herb roast veg, Bombay potatoes and homemade naans

Is it me, or are the BBC news app headlines sounding like a jumble of words extracted via a bingo machine?

True but you try asking one of Amsterdam's finest to chase you up the Damrak on one of the city's bone shakers.

It’s a lot of money for something that’s not unique. There’s at least one other boxed Diana.

Stop saying you want to abolish the monarchy. It's not a perfect system but President Farage would sound worse. Replacing one inbred cunt with an even bigger cunt is not the answer.

Kate Silverton there. There was many a Saturday morning as a single man I'd wake up with a Silverton on.

Every Saturday Mrs Dos has a tin of beans & sausage or spaghetti with sausage. Not on toast, that has to be separate with the tin of stuff served in the microwave saucepan on the side. Weirdo.

Well I'm glad you all had a good night and you all were retiring to bed just as my brain and bladder told me it was wakey-wakey time. Like shits crossing in the night.

As much as Stuart Pyke tried to talk up that match it was a terrible game of #superleague #SLTHLEI error strewn, full of penalties, missed tackles and poor end to sets. Both teams need to improve if they want to dint the top six come September. #rugbyleague

It's like Emergency Ward 9 for #StHelens tonight. #SLSTHLEI

BBC News - My 24-hour Winter Olympics trip cost me £135 - the same as going to a football match www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I read this until the words “professional YouTuber” then I went all Deborah Meaden

Loaded magazine staff after the editor was on a speedball and J.D bender

Here we go again

Inn Of The Sixth Happiness but I didn't see the first five.

Why is it the tip of the iceberg? Cos it is. They might uncover some little gems, a few sweetheart deals. There's stuff in there that'll romaine on his records, it's a case of flicking through digital loose-leafs. *Gun cocking noise, a shot rings out

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athlet... That'll be a lovely performance bonus from Nike for her. Jenny and Trev will also have a cut. I love her, I think she's brilliant.

youtu.be/khxx3sCVhtE?... Watched American Dad “The 200” again last night so naturally this is the earworm today