people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

King Croesus talking to the Oracle springs to mind…

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

A second update to the BOXROOM Demo went live earlier on Steam, with a host of fixes and QOL improvements. Enjoy! store.steampowered.com/app/4335460/...

BOXROOM puts your actual Steam library on virtual shelves that you can arrange, decorate and even launch your games from! More here: covergeek.com/boxroom-game... @pantaloon.io

This rendition of Flashing Lights? 👌🏽😮‍💨

Which of you weirdos wants to make a game like the 1985 or 2014 Gauntlet with the Root characters so I can put it into a refurbished machine and haul it around conventions. Say in a budget of a quarter million?

Hi #wishlistwednesday! Our little game Beast Breaker comes out tomorrow 🎉🎉 Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/4011790/...

In the wake of the recently announced Patlabor: The Case Files game for PC/PS5, have a little video compilation of all mainline Patlabor titles (Super Robot Wars and Kyoei Toshi appearances not shown).

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

i like how asking the US government about the plan for the war they started will net responses that range from "we're in this for the long haul" through "we'll win very soon" all the way to "we already won, actually." might as well ask a magic 8 ball

Perfect

Girl, are you the Strait of Hormuz because you’re so ambiguously mine

Humanity must unite to defeat the Entomancer

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

Hey so we just announced SPRAWL zero, a new FPS that we've been working really hard on. Inspired by classics like Bungie's Halo and Marathon, as well as Half Life 2 and anime from the era, this is our love letter to the golden years of FPS. Wishlists would rule <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju0r...

police investigating Peter Mandelbrot say the closer they look the more complex the inquiry gets

me: do your services include quality assurance them: Qrps ars pcb* npmdc qqgml _j O? u mpi dmu cool cool

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Steam Next Fest let's goooo 🤩 Please support us by downloading the demo today 🙏🧣 store.steampowered.com/app/4179690/...

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

On Monday we're dropping 25,000 Steam keys for the Titanium Court demo into Pantaloon subscribers inboxes. This demo isn't public for a while longer yet, and I promise you being on the early inside-track with this game will make you way cooler. www.pantaloon.io #indiegames #screenshotsaturday

We launched our first free content update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator yesterday with THREE new campaigns. So, let's meet our new friends...

I've been enjoying doing "Narrative Design Coffee Talks" - small one-off consultations and commissions for small and solo indie devs. It's really fun working across different genres and styles, and the work has been so varied. I'm writing everything from Steam pages to a full documentation overhaul.

We'll be attending guildford.games on the 20th Feb, taking Beast Breaker and @earlysun.bsky.social on the road! If you're attending, you can get your hands on both of the games 🎮 Hope to see you soon! 🐭 #indiedev #guildfordgames #indiepublishing

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

The cat's outta the bag?! I'm so excited to say that I contributed a (small) part to the upcoming, and gorgeous, Gallows Corner from @threesailsstudios.bsky.social! I wrote Worcestershire, Bromsgrove, and a Bromsgrove adventure! www.kickstarter.com/projects/thr...

i designed a t-shirt to let people know about my dream of a beautiful perfect world of horse roryblank.bigcartel.com

Hiring for contract Art Director/Tech Artist for a UEFN game by @bippinbits.bsky.social Immediete start, contract till May Help define what is possible within UEFN Work with existing dev team Remote work UE5 experience a must, UEFN a bonus Mail [email protected] with portfolio!

this photo accidentally cropped out Skeletor and Mumm-Ra on the right

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

don’t get it twisted

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

this is genuinely incredible

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

plutocratic gangster state

Nine Delights 2026

Masala Is Waking

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture