TIME STRIKE is a tactical FPS where you can stop time set in a fully destructible voxel world. It's a bit weird but I love it. We would love if you'd consider wishlisting it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3427330/...

Announcing 2 Fights 2 Tight Spaces! Deckbuilding tactical punch-up for people who like their roguelites shaken AND stirred. 🤝Introducing 3 Player co-op! 😎With a renewed focus on the “One Man Army” experience 🎥Tactical engagement meets action-movie energy Out NOW on Early Access!🔗 s.team/a/3734890

The true game we needed from the State of Play today still hasn't arrived. The world waits for Rockstar Table Tennis 2.

P.P. Layouts reassures colonists that future Perky Pat and Walt accessories will be more “grounded and authentic”

Even if you were to ignore the rest of this drivel, the call to ignore net zero alone is disqualifying. Look outside, Tony. Look at petrol prices. Net zero isn't an expense, it's just part of an essential and inevitable transition that will define commerce for the next century.

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a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"

Thinking about getting internal cooking temperatures for chicken and pork tattooed on my lower arm so I can stop googling it 6x/wk

I've been really getting into issuing ultimatums recently. Telling the guy making my sandwich "you have 48 hours". Warning my dentist that there will be consequences for failure. Can't recommend it highly enough.

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Our weird anime driving game is a Tribeca Film Festival selection! Holy cow!! Can't wait for y'all to get your hands on it :)

send this back to the writers room, please. way too on the nose

I was the main writer on this awesome game and I don't where to start to thank the team on its hard work and dedication! Thank you @martinrgt.bsky.social (Lead ND) for your support and uninterrupted intelligence!

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Game Developer just wrote an lovely article about my talk at #LGF26 last week. ✨🌸

"What is good for the developers is good for us." -- The Head Horse Our CEO joins the The Business of Video Games podcast with @shamsjorjani.bsky.social & @choomsky.bsky.social to share how we build a sustainable publishing business. thebusinessofvideogamespodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-54...

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International affairs is now reduced to the two thinned-skinned regimes in history desperately reassuring the world that they’re not owned and furthermore are not mad

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

This is deeply unnerving

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

King Croesus talking to the Oracle springs to mind…

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

A second update to the BOXROOM Demo went live earlier on Steam, with a host of fixes and QOL improvements. Enjoy! store.steampowered.com/app/4335460/...

BOXROOM puts your actual Steam library on virtual shelves that you can arrange, decorate and even launch your games from! More here: covergeek.com/boxroom-game... @pantaloon.io

This rendition of Flashing Lights? 👌🏽😮‍💨

Which of you weirdos wants to make a game like the 1985 or 2014 Gauntlet with the Root characters so I can put it into a refurbished machine and haul it around conventions. Say in a budget of a quarter million?

Hi #wishlistwednesday! Our little game Beast Breaker comes out tomorrow 🎉🎉 Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/4011790/...

In the wake of the recently announced Patlabor: The Case Files game for PC/PS5, have a little video compilation of all mainline Patlabor titles (Super Robot Wars and Kyoei Toshi appearances not shown).

Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.

i like how asking the US government about the plan for the war they started will net responses that range from "we're in this for the long haul" through "we'll win very soon" all the way to "we already won, actually." might as well ask a magic 8 ball

Perfect

Girl, are you the Strait of Hormuz because you’re so ambiguously mine

Humanity must unite to defeat the Entomancer

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

Hey so we just announced SPRAWL zero, a new FPS that we've been working really hard on. Inspired by classics like Bungie's Halo and Marathon, as well as Half Life 2 and anime from the era, this is our love letter to the golden years of FPS. Wishlists would rule <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju0r...

police investigating Peter Mandelbrot say the closer they look the more complex the inquiry gets

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