Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Trump made the classic mistake of inviting Zohran into the White House. Now he can come and go as he pleases.

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

- @people.com, man! bsky.app/profile/andr...

NEW: The White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. “It was so offensive to what we’re all here to do, to uphold the law and protect the American people,” one official involved said.

Coons on Epstein files: "My hunch is that AG Bondi, having just been ordered on social media by the president to open an investigation into a series of high-profile Dems, will promptly say, 'No, there's an ongoing investigation, we can't disclose any of this,' and the president will back that up."

Operation Change The Topic From Epstein

Predator: Badlands is about the male loneliness epidemic (complimentary)

genuinely thought this was Saoirse Ronan for a hot, thrilling second

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.

The existence of Predator: Badlands implies the existence of a Predator: Days of Heaven & honestly, I think Linda Manz could take the monster down.

chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer

"What these pundits are nudging us to do, ever so politely, is accept that women, in the main, are accustomed to being a little degraded, a little underpaid and ignored and dampened in their ambitions, in ways that men are not and never will be." DING DING DING

I'm serious, we NEED to organize massive protests tomorrow at Schumer's offices, this man cannot be trusted to hold office, period. Not only is he not the right person for the moment, he is the WORST person for the moment. Riley, the old blind dog on my block, would have better political instincts.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

turn the volume up

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Buncha supposed politics experts are going to spend the next week looking at a young charismatic candidate with an optimistic message like it’s some cryptic formula for cold fusion

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Multiple accounts on ICE Watch Facebook pages are reporting that agents pulled a couple out of their vehicle in Aurora, Illinois, arrested them, and then abandoned the couple’s toddler in the backseat.

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

they HAD to demolish the white house, on account of all the diarrhea

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you could not help

If I had an ice cream truck it would totally be playing the theme from The Exorcist

they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover

my culture is not your costume

this meeting needs a jump to recipe button

he was as impotent as someone posting “25TH AMENDMENT NOW” on a social media website

"Billionaire Trump Donor Paulson Scores Windfall Thanks To Government’s Investment In Trilogy Metals" @hanktucker1.bsky.social for @forbes.com

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I think the models on #ProjectRunway should get a vote.

maybe he’s cake remember when everything was cake? has anyone checked maybe the whole regime is cake

This is re: TikTok and X — and Meta, having long employed former Republican operative and Kavanaugh pal Joel Kaplan, just hired right-wing influencer Robby Starbuck to help it ferret out bias in its AI systems. Neat.

You mean this was all a ploy to turn TikTok into a state-aligned asset? Omg who could have seen that coming?

SpaceX branded cocaine. 6 million dollars of SpaceX cocaine

Pretty crazy how "America is a legit, no bullshit fascist country" is now a NYT headline.