Firearms belong to liberals now.

Sad to see him fall back to his old chudjak ways but I believe in him

everyone in trumps administration is evil but primarily stupid, and stupid to a degree that’s genuinely impressive

During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake

Hello I’m the ubermensch, my one weakness is whistles

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

I just thought everyone should see this

i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses

If people don't actually use the shitty AI we keep violently thrusting at them, the bubble will pop, and our wasteful investments into water guzzling, anti-human infrastructure will bankrupt us. Despite spouting shit about free markets/consumer first, we have decided you WILL use our slopgorithms.

he’s right

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

Evergreen Comix.

being a conservative grifter like this is crazy because how do you completely flip on one of your most central supposed beliefs like this. like this is absurd. does this not embarrassing them at all

The absolute accuracy of this.

I feel like this pretty much sums up the rot at the core of American civic life as a whole. “Hold the fuck up, cowboy. I signed up for the great power, not the great responsibility when I signed up for the church/media/government/think tank complex/etc.”

zero, this is classic internecine "more-intersectional-than-you" leftposting

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

CNN in Chile reports that an Israeli was caught starting a fire in one of their national parks, and it reminds me of the famous Israeli chant "may your village burn"

been staring at this image on and off all day

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

turns out a significant amount of americans want to live in a dystopian police state

[cascading Home Improvement grunt sounds that overwhelm my speakers and explode my brain]

Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center. Read the full story here: www.propublica.org/article/vide...

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them

If the old robber barons like Rockefeller and J.P. Morgan had a stock ticker showing them nonstop insults from the hoi polloi they too would send the Pinkertons into random Midwestern cities to get into fights with locals.

holy fuck it’s real

A touching tribute to Mike F

liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe

the complete plundering of venezuela is beginning, i cannot believe this

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

If you let him get away with this, he’ll do it with Iran and whatever other neocon bugaboos have been lingering around conservative media since Obama first started running. Maybe Greenland but less intense because white. One of them will invariably respond in the mainland U.S. Stop him before then.

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

9 MONTHS LATER 📈📈📈📈📈📈

how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem

it’s been a huge goal for elon musk and the entire tech reich to destroy real journalism and install a generation of people who are “citizen journalists” because they are far easier for them to control and influence to spread their agenda

one last time, for the road

Isn’t the product supposed to be good for a while before the enshittification phase begins?

holy shit what a scumbag

car dealership should go straight to jail

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls