That US strategy in Iran in full:

I am old enough to remember the vitriol directed at random humanities scholars' work complaining about the totalizing tendencies of capitalism to corrupt, colonize, or co-opt everything. I also lived long enough to read long term coverage of the literal attempt to privatize thinking in the newspaper

What I find interesting about this line is that it’s an admission in order for this to happen, they need you to lose your ordinary intelligence that you already have. This is why they want to get into schools. They want kids to lose basic capacity so that they have to rent it forever.

Following the directions in the quoted skeet: 1. My sweet kitty boy Tucker 2. The new quarter has begun 3. Subbing with an orchestra 4/11

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

why don't they make the entire Strait of Hormuz out of the same stuff as the black box is made out of

BUC-EE’S IS WOKE

I think about this because my dad is four days older than Elvis. When you talk to 91 years old every week, it changes your perspective of time.

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Let’s Do It Again Again

boop

The troubles

Heel Turn

Academia finds a whole new low into which to sink

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Plants that require a lot of work to keep alive and to produce a yield that is financially sustainable. As far as fresh air, well, manure is a fertilizer and it ain’t exactly fresh.

Seriously - come work here.

I deleted my academia dot edu account today.

Okay, Hive Mind: I have some airline certificates/credits (Delta) to burn off and I wanna do a few days elsewhere this summer (3-4; wanna save some vac time for a trip to see Dad too). Hit me with suggestions for June or July.

Did you hear what Biden said at Michael Jackson's funeral

Betcha can’t eat just one!

Nice.

I’m getting interviewed for Louisiana Tech’s “Beyond 1894” podcast tomorrow and hoping I don’t get Chotiner’d.

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

I keep thinking about this.

happy tuesday

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

That bass line is far funkier than I remember.

Wiesenlerche Zitrone

“I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the arms and legs of this puppet that frankly hasn’t been relevant since the early 17th century,” said the Marty Supreme star

A Complete Unknown (2024, dir. Mangold) youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4?...

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

betrayal

Dang it, for some reason the Lessons and Carols bidding prayer popped into my head, and once again I am wrecked by “upon another shore and in a greater light.”

There is something deeply funny seeing racist dipshits who try to say there is no meaningful cultural difference between cultures in Africa or Asia turn around and crush down European cultures the same way. "English, Welsh, Scots and Irish people are basically the same" buddy there have been wars.

Attn: @professorberry.bsky.social

I still want to get my opera performed. Yes, it’s three acts, has a children’s choir and a countertenor* and an airship, but I think it’s a good work of art. *could be done as a breeches role by a mezzo

Now this is a stamp.

On this day: March 9, 1981. Forty-five years ago today, Prince performed at Sam’s for the first time. Sam’s was renamed First Avenue less than a year later. “Dirty Mind” had been released in the fall of 1980. After this show, Prince would go on to play 10 more times at the venue during his career.

gm @hulcricket.bsky.social

THE sex scandal

Good morning

good morning mr president heres that ai generated video of you hitting a home run in the world series that you asked for but i really need you to look over that readout of the war in iran i gave you a few days ago

Me: So is Aquaman vegan or does he *only* eat beef/pork/chicken? I cannot imagine he’s pescetarian. Chief Justice: Why are you even in front of this court?

Attn: @dicknixon.bsky.social

Frankly, I usually get more sense out of the void than I do from AI.

listen all y'all, it's a

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