i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Very important floof update

Just needed to post a little joy.

We don't have to live like this.

if you do not want to watch the video, go to settings > content and media and uncheck the "autoplay videos and gifs" box right now

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

Hullo

Hot flashes and mood swings and night sweats, OH MY! A full decade early, @erikamoen.bsky.social reached that very special second puberty reserved just for menstruators of a certain age: COUGARty! Let's hear some applause for MENOPAUSE! www.ohjoysextoy.com/gone-in-a-ho...

we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists

A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.

Love the guy whole bunches but whenever he goes into stern warrior mode I can't unsee this.

Eye contact is confrontational and allistic people just aren’t capable of realizing this, I will not be taking questions especially prolonged eye contact and especially with people you don’t know well There’s more of al element of competition/assessing hierarchy/sizing up than they want to admit

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I was wondering if you repost this dog. Her name is MELIA, only 3.5 years old and at the shelter 843 days. Shes looking for a quiet adult only home. Cat friendly. No dogs. Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

My daughter’s cat hates our other cat, and will sometimes sit watching him sleep from behind my office door

i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane

Are you going to finish that? #Caturday

Awwww so sweet

Ffiona Maw, 36, considered learning Spanish or joining the gym next year, but decided instead to quit suppressing her authentic self in a bid to make people like her.

The older I get the madder I am that I was lied to about who the Black Panthers were my entire childhood. www.tumblr.com/mxwhore/8044...

One of my favorite museums, and an annual visit when I get to visit SF. Worth supporting if you can.

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

Crits for Cats has been having trouble homing this lovely kitty family due to their shyness. it's such a shame because shy cats can be some of the most rewarding companions you can have. i'm going to share my own shy cat story below: 🧵

Also, Hello Kitty isn't even the best character in the Hello Kitty universe:

They were hissing at each other yesterday, I guess they made up. #Caturday

Paige Thomas, 38, who has extreme sensory aversions, is exhausted by social interactions and cries when balloons pop unexpectedly, still needs someone who knows what they’re talking about to validate what’s bleeding obvious to anyone who’s paying attention.

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

Here's the suppressed 60 Minutes story about Venezuela. Share far and wide! archive.org/details/60-m...

Dog viciously mauled by a tiger. #cats #kittens #caturday

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The only group of people whose take on the “release” really matters. “‘They are proving everything we have been saying about corruption and delayed justice,’said Jess Michaels, one of the earliest known victims of Mr. Epstein. ‘What are they protecting? The coverup continues.’” Gift link

Hahahaha #Caturday

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

"concept artists can experiment with AI to make their lives easi-" wrong I smack you with Claire Hummel's immaculate and detailed understanding of costume design, which she got by studying historical references, which made her strong, which you will not become by relying on AI get good

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

I could see myself voting for someone who campaigns on “I will burn the current White House to the ground and salt the earth where it stood”

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

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I near choked on my tea 🤣

Flooooooof #Caturday

THE MERCHANT

Perspective. #Caturday

Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him? That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.

EARLY CAT: What that? HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them. EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish. HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly- EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON- HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Not sure which mood is going to take force today.✌️