I could use a sale. Would anybody want to help us out and buy Mabel from my Big Cartel shop? jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

A6: Hiiii! Sorry, life got in my way! But my short story collection with 15 tales of queer life, disability, romance, power, defiance, and resilience is FREE on Smashwords until Mar 7 for Read an Ebook Week! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #WeeknightWriters

Me watching Richard III: How on earth does anyone support this nasty, off-putting, mean-spirited asshole? How does he have any political power at all? Me looking outside: All right, but nonetheless

Hail and well met, sapient observers! Today we bring you the first of a three-part story: "We Who Live in the Heart" by @kellyrobson.com. Check it out, and await the next two parts with deep anticipation!

wolverines are just muscle mommy murder badgers. most continents have some variety of badgers iirc 🤔

The copy of @tkingfisher.com's Digger Unearthed that I have on watch on eBay (because the only stores stocking it in the UK want MORE THAN £200 😱), it just got reduced, with 3 days on the offer, by $10 and... I still don't get paid for 2 weeks! 🤬

Oh when humans do it's called "fashion" and "clothing" and "they're just cows" but when a caterpillar does it it's "murder" and "dismembered body parts" 👀🙄

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BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train. BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing? BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

UKA to women: “You’d better cough up £185 if you want to compete.” UKA to men: “Don’t worry, lads. You’re all good.”

I think I need this 🦑

BREAKING: The Met police have raided Westminster Quaker Meeting House. AGAIN. Once again the basis of the raid is conspiracy to protest. It's a violation of freedom of expression & association rights. Not to mention freedom of religion for the Quakers too.

Timeline cleanse 🐶🥹

The emergence of Hattie the Indefatigable:

There are many ways to show someone you care. Be there for them. Craft matching swords and imbue them with old magic. Adventure through the wildlands together, searching for mossy forgotten tombs of the forest gods and the dark secrets hidden within.

if your book of gender swapped fairytales can't even call a boy beautiful, it's a weak book. "Handsome and the Beast"? fuck you.

WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?

THIS IS HOW THEY WEIGH KAKAPO CHICKS! 📷 Lydia Uddstrom/New Zealand Department of Conservation

This Saturday! The TRANS NERD MEET UP is back. 12:30 until whenever at Zeitgeist in SF — anyone who is not cis and likes to geek out about ANYTHING is welcome. We don't gatekeep! Yes you are trans enough and nerdy enough. <3

Last photos, I think. Throughout the exhibition were sculptures of different animals with orchids. These are the dragon and koi fish. Thanks to the staff member who took the one of me with the dragon! #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #artsky #sculpture #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Finally, something that isn't an orchid! Through the exhibition were some fun flower gates. Unfortunately I only managed to get good photos of this one, which was decorated with different bromeliad flowers. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #bromeliad #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Last orchid! This is a type of Venus slipper orchid. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Currently the law, following the HC judgment says groups CAN exclude trans people but don’t HAVE to. So any organisation excluding trans people is doing it BECAUSE THEY WANT TO. The leaders of groups doing that (especially when they are harming children) should be held to account on that basis.

close enough, welcome back Owain Glyndŵr 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I do so love malicious compliance.

More orchids! These are some that are roughly similar in shape, with large bottom petals. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Here's another group of orchids, this time with some fun patterns. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

I mean, for me that's just a Tuesday.

Little Mari and Black Shuck are preparing for Crufts. They’ve decided to enter into the ‘Working’ group (harbinger of doom is a job)

The Cranberries protest the Irish 'Troubles'. Still relevant today on a very much bigger plate. "But you see, it's not me, it's not my family In your head, in your head, they are fightin' With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns In your head, in your head, they are cryin'"

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

This take seems radical even to me, but it absolutely should not. I guess Im just surprised to see someone say it.

Madison drawing Mr. Darcy in her journal. Images not for general audiences. "Pride & Prejudice" #NowPlaying linktr.ee/madisononthe... #OldTimeRadio #audiofiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair #prideandprejudice

All the people who say we can't let kids be trans because we have to "protect" them are perfectly fine with murdering Iranian kids. Almost as though we don't actually care about protecting kids, we just want to hurt people we deem as "other."

ally™️: "what can i do to help trans people right now?" us: "give us money." ally™️: "wait,, really?" us: "yes, really. a lot of us are struggling and direct aid is most impactful. i can send you some gofundmes...."

ally™️: "what *else* can i do to help trans people right now?"

it is to be very goddamn clear especially evil to do the entire song and dance Shabana is doing in the context of us being very obviously on the eve of a new massive Middle Eastern refugee crisis

It is Women in Horror Month! Drop names, men: What woman in horror do you admire the most?

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later. There was a new sign: "This sleeping willow is full." And a map of other locations to try.

I'd hoped to post my orchid pictures sooner but this week has been so hectic. I'll try to group orchids that look somewhat similar together. 🌱 #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Here's another group of orchids, somewhat similar to the last group in shape, but with more uniform colouring. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Here's another group of orchids. I think these all grew as sprays of flowers on upright stems with lots of foliage around the base. They're also more noticeably star-shaped than the previous groups. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

Here's another group of orchids. These ones are all star-shaped with narrower petals. #plantsky #plants #bloomscrolling #orchids #photography #dailyflower #flowers

*Doctor looking at my X-Rays* Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of. Me: Oh my God, what? Doctor: Skeletons.

Today's gender will mostly be fading into obscurity.

Any building can be a penis museum if you try hard enough