Just told her we are going to the vets later

I live life perfectly well without ironing. I don't own an iron or ironing board. Creased clothes is just a mindset.

I cannot get up. A cat is resting.

oh my god im being told that after this there is ANOTHER year

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I might bind a book tomorrow. I made some covers weeks ago, then had a nap and forgot about them.

Today is Pancake Day for anyone who’s lost track.

Today I have taken Cred Hastings out for a spin (I name my bank cards), booked a tarot reading, and ate lots of biscuits. I still have washing up to do which probably won't happen.

This has been a great year for people who love being angry

Murder on the TransPennine Express #MakeAFilmCheaper

Scowling my way down the Shambles

Watching Love Actually because I enjoy pissing myself off, and I can't get past the kid who is now married to Musk's ex wife x 2

I am proud of myself for not getting into an instagram argument over piercing guns vs needles. Growth!!!

2 mins into Peter Jackson‘s Beatles doc and I‘m once again thinking about how Beatlemania was very much a girl centric fandom and then within years they became the sort of band men would mansplain to you at 2 AM in kitchens at parties

The face of destruction

Albert Finney, the trendsetter of the laminated eyebrow look x

I do a lot of Havershambling.

About 15 years ago I made some blueberry muffins and someone told me they were way too blueberry-ry and I have held a grudge ever since. I have just been reminded of it, and now I'm furious all over again.

Sorry to brag, but I have one cat keeping my feet warm and another cat keeping my tummy warm.

going to mix things up this weekend and stare into a different part of the void

is there anything more odd than being a person

Just asked my mum if I was old enough for christmas cake.

Bah Humbug, now that's too strong

Done well not to cry this week that Chezzie isn't here in the house with us. I miss him so much. Mum is cutting me a section of his blankets xxx

Ebony loved The Birds sooo much, she's now starring in her own natural horror film I am scared. 🦇 #Caturday

How I'm walking out of 2025

Accidentally saw a food with vitamins in it while rooting in the fridge and hissed at it like a goddamn Nosferatu

There’s a waterfall in Switzerland called Pissevache which means “pissing cow” and whoever named it should get to name everything.

Right, will sort my life out after a nap. Or I could just wait until January....2027.

Christmas has passed and it is not yet New Year’s. Now is the time of monsters.

- Can I call you? - Sure, just give me a sec so I can turn off my phone.

I just knew she would love this. 🐈‍⬛️🐦‍⬛🎞

If you're grouchy and you know it, clap your hands 👏

here it’s not doomscrolling it’s a cringe binge

Piss off Basil Brush

wandering through hell looking for a lighter

Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Upon realising Paddington was the bear who shaved his head, Judge Tom Conti should have recused himself from Paddington’s trial

Never Say Elsevier Again

Oh yeah Paddington 2 is on in abit. DELIGHTFUL. 😎

Don't let your past define you. Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include a lighthouse on a craggy shore, sea witches, unquiet ghosts, and ancient creatures answering your call from the lightless abyss.

Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’ve been dead for 3000 years

REF never dies.

At the beach watching dogs and collecting sea glass - having a lovely time.

My dad has come up with the most batshit logistical plan involving me driving somewhere, leaving my car, getting picked up, getting driven to the seaside and then to my house tomorrow where my car will not be Me: "so, when can I have a drink?"

Make a Bond movie casual YOLT

Santa's little helpers are formally known as subordinate clauses.

SCROOGE: you there! what day is today? BOY: today? it's Christmas Day SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night! BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE [Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room] GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust