Batman should be written like he's Sherlock-Holmes-with-ninja-skills, not Tony-Stark-with-daddy-issues.

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

This is actually antisemitism, by the way.

Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...

Is that good?

Calling childcare "goodies," like it's a decadent dessert -- Oh I couldn't possibly! ... Or could I? -- is straight up evil shit and if you think like this you got a fucking hole in your soul. Same with the "ice cream and ponies" shit they all pulled about M4A.

Love this so much. 💜

Oh my fucking god

Pope Leo Criterion Closet video WHEN

folks there are simply too many headlines to process

we live in a deeply broken country and this is so sad (and avoidable!!! if we took care of people for the sake of taking care of people instead of executive wallets!!!)

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

There are bigger stories right now but I need a state funded PSA initiative about why it sucks to play shit on your phone without headphones at full volume in enclosed public spaces

well, there's nothing in the rule book that says Pluto can't have huge tits

People pitching audience-created generative AI: “You know what’s wrong with fan fiction? It’s not causing enough horrific climate damage. We’ve fixed that.”

If you say things on TV like "Raping an 8yo is worse than raping a 15yo" you should be launched into a volcano

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Once again I find it incredibly unnerving to live in a world where I am actively reading about the unmistakable presidential ties to a famous pedophile while receiving a promo email from sweetgreen

You think that they’re meeting in smoky mahogany rooms doing eyes wide shut shit and while that does happen mostly it’s just emails to fellow perverts like “stupid purple hair barista was mean 2 me im gunna fund gender essentialism center at a prestigious university Sent from my iPad”

Beyond the obvious takeaways in these emails is the always fascinating insight that a lot of these rich freaks are in constant contact with each other and make society-shaping decisions by basically riffing on barely-legible text or email chains

CW sexual violence Colonialism is predicated on sexual violence. I would put my neck on the line to say you will not have war without rape. Even the land was feminised when discussed as something to be taken and plundered. These scenes, then, are as unsurprising as they are horrifying.

Out-Confidence of a mediocre white man In-having the confidence of a failing political party to always ask for money

And so a new form of government was born. A system that required citizens to yell at a handful of mostly elderly politicians every few weeks, demanding them not to doom us all. A Screamocracy.

I have to hand it to Democrats. I'm one of the feds working and not getting paid and they manage to make reopening the government feel worse than the alternative. Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?

im gonna fuckin lose it

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

Democratic leadership saw people getting excited and encouraged by the elections last Tuesday and said "that's QUITE enough of that!"

She murdered this man in his own house.

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

Damn. Ms Rachel keeps putting up dub after dub

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

wellas my grandma would’ve said “the devils beatin his wife with a fryin pan” that’s actually about sun while it’s raining outside but I find it applicable

someone leak the Epstein list tonight, keep the uppers upping let’s gooooo

MEDINAH NEW YORK 😭😭 it is so nice to hear a politician say ezayak 😭😭

someone leak the Epstein list tonight, keep the uppers upping let’s gooooo

This was the clip that put Mamdani on the national stage, and it should be a lesson to every Democrat planning to run for office. Get your ass on the front lines before you ask for our votes.

this feels like America realizing that after a big breakup it CAN bag someone really hot, it does NOT have to settle

They’re calling it “the least essential thing ever aired on television”

UNRWA has enough food outside #Gaza to supply people there for 3 months, amid desperate need. Our teams stand ready to deliver it. But despite the #ceasefire, the Israeli Authorities’ block on UNRWA bringing any supplies into Gaza still continues. Let us get aid into Gaza at the full scale needed.

Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.

“If he wins I’ll leave New York” good!!!!!! how is this kind of logic bad!!!! leave you flagrant assaulter!!!

if there was a rich person with the will, you could build the most incredible news organization that has ever existed just from the wreckage of this year alone.