the way my cat loves to zoom in front of me while I’m walking you’d think he’s my life insurance beneficiary

Witness the mesmerizing murmuration of starlings in Italy, a stunning display of nature's coordination and beauty as they dance through the sky in unison.

Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Fashionistas of the avian world. - Male Golden Pheasant (Chrysolophus pictus). The males are known for their bright golden-yellow crest and red underparts. They have a distinctive orange and black striped cape. They're found in the dense, mountainous forests of western China. #birds #colourful

Why be doomy when you can be bloomy? 🌷 #bloomscroll Also, Merry Four-Twenty! 🎄

I'm BEGGING women to PLEASE be careful around any man who's defending Donald Trump… You are not safe with them. You’re just not.

This 😤

No, silly, I never eat alone. I eat with an audience of pets hoping I’ll drop something

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

I can’t believe I woke up relieved today that we lost the war instead of mass murdering people

I am of the age (and rural midwestern background) where I can recall sex toys being still so taboo, you had to attend private home parties to find them IRL. 😬 (I say this after scanning through a spam email from Spencer's just now.) 😂

one undercooked big mac is all we need

Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

Last year Kanye West took out a Super Bowl ad to sell swastika t-shirts. This weekend he sold out two shows at SoFi Stadium. To all of those in attendance—what the fuck is wrong you. That’s a rhetorical question.

Spot on.

The horrors persist, but so do mushrooms

The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic on Kristi Noem’s husband: “You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't? Fuck that.”

Morning Kitten

How grim are these times? First time in my long life that on April 1st, I have not seen a single April Fool’s joke all day. No lighthearted, silly or surprising April Fool’s joke, not ONE. Who could be more unbelievable than the players on today’s world stage? NOTHING FAKE can out do our REALITY

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

🚨 STREAM TONIGHT 🚨 We’re playing Pokopia and answering the long awaited question of What’s Next! Tune in at 7:15 on Twitch or YouTube!!! twitch.tv/katabughazaleh youtube.com/@katmabu

Just saw a tote bag that said ‘my cat likes me who cares about anyone else’ and honestly that’s such a mood in these dark times.

You know what I've never seen in a Cybertruck? A passenger.

This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.

So here's a photo of my cat. This is Shelby Lou and she sleeps on her back very often. ☺️ #catsofbluesky

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

If you were to show up at an airport in a tactical vest that said ICE on it and a temporary Punisher tattoo you get from a gumball machine you could do some real bad shit right now. Granted you'd have to cosplay as a guy with a lobotomy who can't do a pushup.

Real quick for #MushroomMonday 😊 This goopy blobber fell off the underside of our live oak. Apparently it's Tremella foliage / brown witch's butter. Very interesting textural experience.

the mantis shrimp has 16 types of color receptors. humans have 3. we see roughly 10 million colors and think that's impressive. the mantis shrimp is sitting there processing a visual reality so hyperchromatic that scientists genuinely aren't sure what it's like to be one. #addOcean

"The 9 games that make me who I am" via www.my9games.com My history of PC game fixations... I guess I'm a monogamous gamer, lol. When I find a game I love, I'll spend a year(s) with it exclusively. It takes A LOT for a game to check all my boxes, though - I'm so picky. 🤭 #my9games

i can't believe it's 2026 and we still haven't trained our pets to fold our laundry.

Seen in Minneapolis

'My Wife's Lovers', 1893 painting by Carl Kahler (1856–1906).

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)

I finally finished this drawing 🐥 thank you for all your kind words as I've shared snippets of it coming to life 🪶✍️ created to raise funds for FugleAdvokatene (The Bird Advocates) - Norwegian city bird rescuers based in Oslo & Bergen 🐦‍⬛

Morning.

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

My what a beautifully long tail you have!! #spottedeagleray #stingraysofcoralcity #coralcitycamera #eagleray #remora

Giving the cats nip to feel something

History teaches us that the greatest harms often begin with the quiet acceptance of the unacceptable. I have seen where that road leads, and I will not walk it again without resistance.

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

An Introvert’s Dream Day - Waking up naturally, no alarm - Slow morning with coffee or tea - Nothing on the calendar - Favorite cozy outfit - Time alone to recharge - Peace, quiet, and no small talk

This is one which my American followers might like, this is a watercolour painting (photographed is the print) of a Carolina Wren, this is one of my favourite paintings I've done, I have a print of it on my wall next to my computer :) #birdart #watercolours 🪶