Nope, not surprised at all. 🧐

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BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement". FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.

This is 1% about petty Donald getting back at Cassidy Hutchison—and 99% about threatening any future witnesses that have seen Trump act embarrassingly or illegally. It's witness tampering. It's what Donald's idols, mob bosses, do.

Cassidy will have the last laugh.

This week's edition of the UK's New Statesman magazine isn't pulling its punches.

JD Vance's bedroom gift from the odious facist Loser Orban

A viewer named Debbie got the phrase “nut cuttin time down on the ranch” banned from my program. Debbie ruined it for everyone.

The Vice-President of the United States is interfering in foreign elections.

🧨💥Drones accurately struck a Russian occupiers' ammunition depot in the temporarily occupied Luhansk region. "Local correspondents" are emotionally commenting on the result of the attack.

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

The President just released his proposed federal budget for the coming year. He said he’d put America first, but he isn’t — instead, he’s deepening our deficit while working families suffer.

Trump is now using the US military to enforce imaginary deals he’s created in his head in response to problems he created himself.

Fucking A, watching this show and I keep seeing ads for LIV golf at fucking Trump golf course and FUCK THAT

Stephen Miller wouldn’t know civilization if it bit him on the ass.

All this shit is a heat check by mainstream press to see if they can still pull off a “there’s equally bad guys on both sides, and here’s the guy we decided is just as bad as Nick Fuentes.” It’s: 1 - A way of avoiding the real problems: Trump, Vance and Netanyahu 2 - Probably not gonna work anymore

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

i hate when people shame others for mispronouncing a word they’ve only ever read. correct them, fine, but like let’s give grace to readers to talk about what they read.

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Had a thug with kratom eyes from a gang called ICE check my ID so I could get on an airplane about four hours ago. I’m still mad hours later. This shouldn’t be a thing that happens. The agency needs to be dissolved the second power allows it. Even kratom eyes needs to hear the clank of a jail cell.

Trump's ally and role model, Hungarian dictator Victor Orban, has now been exposed as (1) telling Putin that he would do everything he could to help Putin in Ukraine, and (2) assuring Iran that he would pass them all intelligence to help them. Trump's ally is America's, and democracy's, enemy.

Melania gets the Fuckjet™️ www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social

Wienerschnitzel workers in Los Angeles are on strike to demand over $55,000 in backpay and penalties for wage theft. Management suggests it has called ICE, doesn’t pay sick pay, and doesn’t allow us to take legally required meal and rest breaks. We're not paid overtime, even on 15-hour shifts. 🧵

It is hard to overstate just how big a catastrophe this is for the U.S. trib.al/QgFhuya Trump's hubris cost thousands of lives, rattled economies around the world, and made the U.S. significantly weaker.

This is a big misunderstanding. During this ceasefire I’m still allowed to kill you and your allies. You allow us gasoline so our country can continue operating. I am good at diplomacy and widely viewed as the serious one.

Clean, safe, cheap, renewable energy that you don't have to fight deadly wars or destroy the environment to get. Good for wildlife, too, when done properly. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

A touching tribute to an incredible mom and late wife of NASA Commander Wiseman. The astronauts on Artemis II honor Carroll Wiseman, who passed away from cancer, by naming a lunar crater after her.

He said the quiet part out loud. You work for us, not him, Blanche.

This is an account close to the Iranian leadership. We are now seeing the shape of why Iran agreed so enthusiastically to this "ceasefire". They will control and toll the Strait for the first time. They keep their nuclear program. They keep their missiles. What a disaster.

Farr Macro:

have you considered why she might want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane JD

Are you surprised?

He was your enemy, ever spake against Your liberties and the charters that you bear I’ th’ body of the weal; and now, arriving A place of potency and sway o’ th’ state, If he should still malignantly remain Fast foe to th’ plebeii, your voices might Be curses to yourselves

Good lord. If we cede control of the strait to Iran…. And agree to REPARATIONS…. This will be the biggest humiliation in American history

Another NFL scandal. The Patriots are the gift that keeps on giving. BTW, I would’ve been fired on the spot. Just sayin’. 🤷🏻‍♀️

They always look, and sound, like they’re signaling to aliens

wish his cult weren’t too dumb to realize they voted for the dumbest of ‘em all.

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

This, in its own way, is as delusional and disastrous as his pledge to wipe out their civilization just yesterday.

Breaking: SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California Supreme Court orders sheriff to pause investigation into 2025 special election and preserve seized ballots.

Uruguay generates nearly 43% of its electricity from wind and solar. In 2010, the share was less than 1%. Most of the rest if hydro. Today, Uruguay produces nearly 99% of its electricity from renewable sources. More here www.forbes.com/sites/kensil...

Virginia has a special election on April 21. If the referendum is approved, Virginia will temporarily redraw its congressional map to fight back against GOP gerrymandering in Texas, Florida, Missouri and North Carolina that is stealing House seats. VOTE YES to fight back! 👊 #StopTrumpVoteYesVA

So how many Scaramuccis did that “cease fire” last asking for 300 million friends

🎙️ Reporter: Is the threat to wipe Iranian civilization off the map still on the table? Is it fair to keep 90 million Iranians under that threat for the actions of their leaders? 🇺🇸 JD Vance: The leadership is really to blame for the condition of the country of Iran.

this was a bad idea from people that are unbelievably high off their own supply