Maybe Trump should be sending his goons out to arrest all of the pedophiles out there rather than all of these immigrants who are working, paying taxes, but may be presently out of status. Then again, if he did that, would there be any powerful people left to run the country?

I’m still not convinced that this metal wire wisp thingy really does anything lol.

Ok. Setting my alarm for 5:45 am to begin my new morning workout routine.. 👀

I miss the days when I had enough energy to work out after a long day of work. I guess I’m going to have to become a morning work out-er.

I’m beat.. 😩

I’m all for free speech, but I’m also a huge supporter of the block button.

Jimmy Kimmel for President.

God putting off the rapture to another day because this shit is too good not to watch.

My personal survival kit: coffee donuts Tylenol

Lemme guess. Kenvue (the company that makes Tylenol) refused to give him campaign money?

It turns out that to TV executives, the fear of depositions is greater than the fear of lost revenues. 👀

Happy Monday! Let’s do this, baby!

Through all the chaos, God reminds us that he’s still there..

Woke up this morning to find my wife making bacon, and I asked (jokingly), “Are the boys coming back home for the weekend??” She was not amused. 🤷🏻‍♂️😬🫣

Wake me up when September ends.

Is it Friday yet? 😩😩

You don’t have to post every thought that comes to your mind.

Once we start taking people off the air for disagreeing with the President, we have ceased to be America.

Do you think Trump knows that the world really doesn’t take him seriously?

If life has you down, donut the shit out of it. 🍩💪🏼🥳🚶🏻‍♂️

Republicans are executing a battle strategy that is actually a class war, but disguising it as a race war.

Charlie Epstein Files

Kash Patel looks like some AI generated picture if you entered “show me a confused person.”

All that aside, he was a smug little fucker wasn’t he? I’m talking about Tattoo from Fantasy Island of course..

I honestly would not be shocked if Trump started selling time slots to lie in state in the Capitol rotunda.

Do you dispose of the pod in the Keurig machine after each use or just leave it in there and let the next person throw it away just like you did when you went to use the machine?

Life is exhausting sometimes, isn’t it?

Are the exploding dye packs in bank bags and Cheetos made by the same company?

As a lawyer, many times you have to hear and share in some incredibly tragic stories. Some days the weight is greater than others, and today was one of those days. At the end of the day, I decided hitting golf balls on the range was the best way to clear my head. I was right.

As a trial lawyer, sometimes I object because a question “assumes a fact not yet into evidence.” Is it possible that MAGA is actually fine with Trump having sex with young girls?

Happy Chicago Bears Kickoff on MNF Day for those who celebrate.

I work with and cut deals with CIs (confidential informants) all the time in my line of work. Just keep in mind that people don’t become CIs for law enforcement unless law enforcement has them by the balls.

If Trump was an FBI informant, can we get to the witness relocation part already?

One day you wake up and realize that your time on earth is not unlimited. Make the most of every day, y’all.💪🏼❤️

Summer just did an Irish exit in Wisconsin..

Ever since I’ve become an empty nester, I noticed that I’ve started paying attention to the type of bird seed that I buy. 😏🐦‍⬛😩

There was a time not too long ago when the media would have absolutely crucified a president in the press for not releasing the Epstein files.

Bought $40 of Powerball tickets today. Trust me, I’ve spent money on way worse. 👀👀😏

The challenge in this day and age is not doing the research. It’s discerning what to believe.

I think Trump has actually convinced himself that he’s a dictator, likes the feeling of being called a dictator, and is just trying to play the part now.

I’ve been a prosecutor and now a criminal defense attorney for over 28 years, and there’s only one reason why Trump wouldn’t want the full and un-redacted disclosure of the Epstein files..

Ugh. Ever ruin a perfectly good cup of coffee by putting in a flavored creamer that you’ve never tried before into it? Dammit! 😩☕️🍩

I’ve been a prosecutor and now a criminal defense attorney for over 28 years, and there’s only one reason why Trump wouldn’t want the full and un-redacted disclosure of the Epstein files..

If you’re a Trump supporter, a bot, a racist, or an asshole, please don’t follow me. I got nothin’ for ya.

Back in the saddle! 🤠🐴👀🥳

If Trump croaks in 2025, I’ll give up donuts for a week. 👀

The call is coming from inside the house..

Let me guess. Trump will be golfing somewhere tomorrow.

This country will never be great as long as we continue to have mass murders in our churches and schools.

I’m so sick of this shit.