Just went outside to see if I could see the northern lights, and I can’t see shit.

If only kindness was as visible as the Northern Lights..

The White House is going to be featured in the premier of “D.C. Bargain Hunt.”

Chuck Schumer just shook Mr. Potter’s hand only he went through with it.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

Chuck Schumer is still playing politics with a leather helmet on.

We’re waiting for irrational people to do rational things. That’s our problem..

I prefer toilets where you push the lever rather than pulling it. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

The pushback has FINALLY begun..

Make Racism Wrong Again

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, donuts, go!! 👀🥳🍩☕️🚶‍♂️❤️

Billionaires get super rich while Trump shields and obscures official data/numbers only for the economy to crash leaving everyday people struggling and beholden more to billionaires. Is that how it’s gonna work?

I miss the days when people were more discreet with their phone calls..

“BEEF. It’s what’s from Argentina.”

Don’t tell me Argentina has a pee pee tape too??

We don’t need a new fucking ballroom.

Trump’s gonna overplay his hand..

No Kings in this country—OUR COUNTRY.

The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.

Trump bases worth on “beauty,” but doesn’t have the capacity to look underneath a surface where real beauty can be found.

Exhale….

Let’s be clear. Trump was prosecuted because he COMMITTED CRIMES.

I’ve got an hour to kill before a lunch date, so this made perfect sense to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Presently enjoying an oil change respite..

Last day of golf for our annual fall trip. Gotta recharge the batteries to stay in the fight. Let’s go!!

Fall golf!!!

I want to take a shower after every time I hear Mike Johnson speak.

One of Trump’s longest lasting impacts on America will be making it ok to act like an asshole. We already knew that there are a lot of assholes out there, but Trump has made it ok to be loud and proud of it.

Trump doesn’t like people who get captured or who lose a #RyderCup. You know that’s what he’s thinking..

Trump is grooming America.

Until Trump came along, I honestly didn’t think there were this many wackos in America.

We made it to Friday, y’all!! While every day might not be perfect, every day is a gift. Make the most out of it, and that begins by appreciating the things we do have despite perhaps, seeking more. Do something small for yourself and for someone else to celebrate the day! 🥳💪🏼❤️

Maybe Trump should be sending his goons out to arrest all of the pedophiles out there rather than all of these immigrants who are working, paying taxes, but may be presently out of status. Then again, if he did that, would there be any powerful people left to run the country?

I’m still not convinced that this metal wire wisp thingy really does anything lol.

Ok. Setting my alarm for 5:45 am to begin my new morning workout routine.. 👀

I miss the days when I had enough energy to work out after a long day of work. I guess I’m going to have to become a morning work out-er.

I’m beat.. 😩

I’m all for free speech, but I’m also a huge supporter of the block button.

Jimmy Kimmel for President.

God putting off the rapture to another day because this shit is too good not to watch.

My personal survival kit: coffee donuts Tylenol

Lemme guess. Kenvue (the company that makes Tylenol) refused to give him campaign money?

It turns out that to TV executives, the fear of depositions is greater than the fear of lost revenues. 👀

Happy Monday! Let’s do this, baby!

Through all the chaos, God reminds us that he’s still there..

Woke up this morning to find my wife making bacon, and I asked (jokingly), “Are the boys coming back home for the weekend??” She was not amused. 🤷🏻‍♂️😬🫣

Wake me up when September ends.

Is it Friday yet? 😩😩

You don’t have to post every thought that comes to your mind.