Does Trump realize that not everyone wants to live like an entitled pompous asshole?

As the Trump administration lobs distraction after distraction at the American people, I can’t help but recalling a chilling line from a horror movie I watched a long time ago: “The call is coming from inside the house..”

I have no doubt that Trump is an abusive spouse as he conducts all of his affairs the same way—and Congress has sadly become a battered significant other..

I think we may have lost some moral authority in trying to reason with Russia..

I’ve replaced partying with making lists.

The Peanut Buster Parfait might just be the world’s most perfect food second only to the plain raised glazed donut..

Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.

Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.

Once I get past the home screen on my cell phone, it’s like an old school game of Memory.

Last day of 2025. So many mixed feelings.. I need a donut to ponder.. 🍩☕️👀

If you don’t know me, I’m a blue account looking for like-minded people on here.

I just made some hot chocolate, and it’s delish. When was the last time you made hot chocolate? I can’t remember when the last time was for me. It’s the little things that bring us joy..

Two cups of coffee. Deep breath. Count to three. Get ass up off the couch and get movin’!! ☕️🍩👊🏼🚶🏻‍♂️🥳

I scroll. Therefore I am?

Why do I have this strange feeling Hegseth has been nursing a three day hangover?

If it walks like a pedo, talks like a pedo, and dances like a pedo, it’s probably a pedo.. 👀

If you’re having a hard time falling asleep, just grab that book sitting next to you that you’ve been intending on reading for the past year.

I’d rather be woke than racist. 🤷🏻‍♂️

In hindsight, I curse the inventor of Elf on the Shelf.

He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳

Shout out to all those delivery drivers out there working hard to get people their packages at the last minute!

Do you think Santa would mind if I put out a donut instead of cookies tonight? 👀🤔🍩🥳🎄

I’m a hilarious person. If you don’t agree, I’ll refund you your money. 👀

Is there anything wrong with sticking a bow on an Amazon box and handing a present to someone like that? 👀🎁

Have we modernized the joy out of life?

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Elise Stefanik thought Trump was a loyal person? She sold her soul to the devil and look where that got her.

We already knew they were going to do this with the Epstein files. Have Trump followers normalized child sexual assault in America?

I didn’t choose the donut life. The donut life chose me. 🍩

When your youngest and his buddies come home from college and come over to the Korean home..

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We’re only in the first year.. 😩

The problem is that if you have corrupt people sitting on the Supreme Court, they’re not going to view corrupt things that people do as being corrupt.

It’s not “America First.” Let’s be honest. What they’re really saying is: “me first.”

There’s only one reason to get a mysterious MRI—to distract from releasing the Epstein files! 👀

I just remembered it’s Saturday, not Sunday! Woo hoo!!

Do you remember how boring it was going to laundromats before cell phones were around?

The fine balance of trying to have a little something with your coffee and starving yourself for a Thanksgiving meal… ☕️🍩🥳🦃🏈

Make character count again.

Another quiet, boring Saturday night—and I’m ok with that..

Does Mamdani have the pee pee tape? 👀

Kash Patel always looks like a five year old who just got busted for lying about something.

Googling “is mamdani’s nickname bubba?” 👀

What this whole Epstein files saga has shown us is that despite the deep and bitter political divide within our country, a sad and sobering common denominator exists among all Americans—so many people have suffered sexual abuse.

Why would a president want to dismantle (of all things) the Department of Education?

Has MTG started smoking weed?

I didn’t think Trump really would eat a bag of dicks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

There’s a special place in hell for people who throw away leftover donuts in the break room.

Don’t, for a second, think Melania isn’t just as morally bankrupt as Trump.