Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.

I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr

Swiss coach looks like the law-abiding middle child in a comedy with Mads Mikkelsen and Taika Waititi as bank-robbing brothers.

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

Extremely funny to open an article about losing your primary because you are a useless blob with a quote from your mommy about how what a handsome little gentleman you are

Manchurian Candidate

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

I love this. Unmute.

Always shocked to be reminded that Rod Brind’Amour has a second emotion besides INTENSE.

It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.

The Dark Inverse of Ska:

“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it

Court holds Google liable for false claims in AI Overviews. Seems significant. "A regular search engine just points to outside websites. But AI overviews generate 'independent, new, and substantive statements' by evaluating and combining content from various third-party sites" the-decoder

Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam

My goodness, this hockey game.

Their new girlfriend is women

The problem, as beautifully illustrated by this thread’s images, is seeing directing as “What’s the best way to test MY concepts?” When you work with artists, they CHALLENGE your ideas. They have egos! They have their own weird POV! And the friction of your & their ideas makes the stuff we love.

Me, savoring memories of the finest supper ever to glide on angel wings across my tickled palate:

Part of being an AI user in creative works is convincing yourself that everyone ELSE uses it too, because otherwise you have to confront the reality that you're a faker and a fraud

i love her make her president

Never has it been less necessary to specify this is “UK” news.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

thank you to everyone who sent this to me

Wow. The Atlantic reports Katie Miller, MAGA podcaster and wife of top Trump aide Stephen Miller has been in talks to sell her poorly-viewed podcast to Paramount, just as it seeks to finalize proposed purchase of Warner Bros Discovery. Looks nothing like a payoff, I'm sure. https://loom.ly/OP1COXQ

“.. appearing to bend to demands from President Trump — and ignoring pleas of other Colorado elected officials and the prosecutor behind the election data-breach scheme conviction.” @denverpost.com www.denverpost.com/2026/05/15/t...

You can’t really appreciate Michael Jackson until you hear him in his native Swedish.

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

Lucky Ducky, in "Fear Itself" (2014)

I worked on the Captain Planet cartoon early in my career and I remember it stemmed from Turner wanting to do something environmentally conscious for kids. I also remember him visiting the studio and hitting on the receptionist. He contained multitudes.

HOKUM spooked me so bad I felt like a child. Like “Mom can we leave no wait I wanna see what happens no let’s go wait no I’m staying” scary. Loved it.

Dropping a gift link so non-subscribers can access this fantastic story: www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

share a GIF from a western you love

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

"They said they wouldn't pay me and would use AI instead if I didn't give them a lower price" They're bluffing. They already tried AI and it didn't work so they're contacting you. No one goes "I'll pay you or do the free one" they just do the free one, see that it's crap, and do the paid one.

there's no ableism to this. we've seen the damage a president proven to have dementia in office (Reagan). no one should be shamed for having dementia, but instead just receive help and support and understanding; but no one with dementia should be in charge of driving a bus, or running the country.

Okay, sure, but there are five whole continents where Vance didn’t take an L this week.

Five hours of demolition in the kitchen today, ripping out custom homemade cabinets built directly into the walls by the original owner many decades ago. The man was a hell of a carpenter. By which I mean he was an incredibly skilled tradesman and also for today only I hope he’s roasting in hell.

You should only be allowed to kiss one kind of animal but you have to kiss it every time you see one.

It’s called “Gollumizing”

It is impossible to make either of these: 1. A bad Invasion of the Body Snatchers movie. 2. A bad cover of Radiohead’s “Creep”

this is the chaplain btw. wonder why he was fired.