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6 months ago
counterpoint: block anyone for any reason at all
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Johnny Bailey you are the hottest man I have ever seen in my entire life amen
7 months ago
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laina 𓆣
7 months ago
they don’t know what a tariff is
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lukelukeluke
7 months ago
Looks like a good day to dabble my feet in cool tranquil waters
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Lizzie Kodpuak née Acid Lich (Gröbnerpilled era)
7 months ago
Maybe instead of destroying the economy so men could go from e-mail jobs to manufacturing jobs, men could instead learn to self regulate and develop healthy hobbies
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The Ass is the father of the legs
7 months ago
I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values
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lukelukeluke
7 months ago
I love being in the woods and not knowing wtf is going on in the stock market
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The Ass is the father of the legs
7 months ago
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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soul nate
7 months ago
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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Not JPo
7 months ago
Fool me once, bye
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A.🌻
7 months ago
All I know is, the April fools jokes need to be at zero tomorrow. Life is so unserious right now but the shit ain’t funny.
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Spring by Angel Olsen
7 months ago
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Morgan wallen is such a quintessential piece of shit and I HATE how catchy some of his stupid songs are
7 months ago
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Letterboxd
7 months ago
The kids from The Florida Project 🥹
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smashley
7 months ago
sunday plans cancelled on account of lazy
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smashley
7 months ago
the spirits are in good humor today. i think you'll have a little extra luck
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When the sadness hits she really comes for your neck I’ll tell you that much
7 months ago
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smashley
7 months ago
the spirits are somewhat annoyed today. luck will not be on your side
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Bitch I’m trying
7 months ago
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Joe can't think of a Halloween pun
7 months ago
Yellow subtitles hit differently 💛
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Jared Gonia
7 months ago
If no one got you, burrito got you.
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smashley
7 months ago
me when i’m completely over it
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helena | blot-tan🐙
7 months ago
(hope you feel better soon !!)
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Skellyton 💀🦇
7 months ago
I Guess I'm Just Not That Funny, The Musical
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Jerry Chen
7 months ago
who did this??
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7 months ago
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cheffity chef chef
7 months ago
Most girls on the weekend: “damn can’t wait to hit a cool club” Me: “hi, can I book one adults only horse trail ride please?”
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Gabrielle Drolet
7 months ago
ethical monogamy. just a radical new concept I’m workshopping
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The Amytyville Horror
7 months ago
ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves] THERAPIST: is that all of them ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table] yep that’s everything THERAPIST: amy ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
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Skellyton 💀🦇
7 months ago
why always with the waking up
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Skellyton 💀🦇
7 months ago
chat is it mean to point out when someone is a bigoted piece of shit?
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Surprised Face Guy
7 months ago
One of my favorite things about 2025 is that I am walking around scowling and sneering. No more smiles. Smiles were 2024.
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weeder
7 months ago
I'm drawing a circle of salt around your account. It's to protect us both.
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pretty kate machine
7 months ago
Being a mom is a great way to end up with a drawer of teeth
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janа
7 months ago
Weekends are a good time for recreation and taking care of personal matters
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Adree 🏳️⚧️
7 months ago
Fascinated 🐸
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foxyjewishmama
7 months ago
Spring is queen of edging
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Anna Hughes 🍁
7 months ago
commenting 'not your best work' on everyone's posts
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I love when everybody likes my posts, thanks guys. I love you.
7 months ago
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