counterpoint: block anyone for any reason at all

Johnny Bailey you are the hottest man I have ever seen in my entire life amen

they don’t know what a tariff is

Looks like a good day to dabble my feet in cool tranquil waters

Maybe instead of destroying the economy so men could go from e-mail jobs to manufacturing jobs, men could instead learn to self regulate and develop healthy hobbies

I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values

I love being in the woods and not knowing wtf is going on in the stock market

Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Fool me once, bye

All I know is, the April fools jokes need to be at zero tomorrow. Life is so unserious right now but the shit ain’t funny.

Spring by Angel Olsen

Morgan wallen is such a quintessential piece of shit and I HATE how catchy some of his stupid songs are

The kids from The Florida Project 🥹

sunday plans cancelled on account of lazy

the spirits are in good humor today. i think you'll have a little extra luck

When the sadness hits she really comes for your neck I’ll tell you that much

the spirits are somewhat annoyed today. luck will not be on your side

Bitch I’m trying

Yellow subtitles hit differently 💛

If no one got you, burrito got you.

me when i’m completely over it

(hope you feel better soon !!)

I Guess I'm Just Not That Funny, The Musical

who did this??

en bloom

Most girls on the weekend: “damn can’t wait to hit a cool club” Me: “hi, can I book one adults only horse trail ride please?”

ethical monogamy. just a radical new concept I’m workshopping

ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves] THERAPIST: is that all of them ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table] yep that’s everything THERAPIST: amy ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]

why always with the waking up

chat is it mean to point out when someone is a bigoted piece of shit?

One of my favorite things about 2025 is that I am walking around scowling and sneering. No more smiles. Smiles were 2024.

I'm drawing a circle of salt around your account. It's to protect us both.

Being a mom is a great way to end up with a drawer of teeth

Weekends are a good time for recreation and taking care of personal matters

Fascinated 🐸

Spring is queen of edging

commenting 'not your best work' on everyone's posts

I love when everybody likes my posts, thanks guys. I love you.