smashley
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not good at most things chicago edition she/her
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about 1 year ago
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i also haven’t had coffee in ten days which is temporary due to a reflux flare… but god damn i am powerful
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8 days ago
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it’s been two years since i’ve had a cigarette and ten days since i’ve had a nicotine vape
8 days ago
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three days with no nicotine let’s gooo
16 days ago
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good morning i am sick morning
about 1 month ago
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iconic
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about 1 month ago
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HOOOOONK honk honk HONK
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about 2 months ago
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just used my new potato ricer for the first time and i’m in love
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about 2 months ago
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return of the two drink girlfriend
about 2 months ago
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the rhythm and the pulse of the city
about 2 months ago
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sorry hate to be that person but instead of exchanging 2025 for 2026 could i actually just get a refund?
about 2 months ago
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year new
about 2 months ago
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and that’s a wrap on work
about 2 months ago
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on this eve of the new year i bid thee good morning
about 2 months ago
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what’s the one kitchen device or tool you couldn’t live without?
about 2 months ago
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gloom morning
about 2 months ago
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merry morning
about 2 months ago
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touching up paint in the salon on christmas eve because this is really one of the only times i can have the space all to myself
about 2 months ago
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who up trying to be someone’s muse
2 months ago
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good christmas eve morning
2 months ago
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everyone had big last day of school energy at the salon today
2 months ago
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on repeat
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2 months ago
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is that a cosmic control rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2 months ago
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boots and cats and boots and cats boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and
2 months ago
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oops all tired
2 months ago
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jfc we really do live in hell
2 months ago
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i’ve never played a skating game before but Skate Story is perfection mechanics. soundtrack. story. 10/10 probably the most fun game i’ve played this year
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2 months ago
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can’t stop thinking about being a guy made of glass and pain
2 months ago
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the bathroom at the drake is less fancy than expected
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2 months ago
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four drink girlfriend
2 months ago
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i’m a regular girl, i can make it through this day
2 months ago
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lol i’m so tired hahahaha
2 months ago
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smashley worldwide
3 months ago
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been playing Cult of the Lamb recently and every time I find a new follower to indoctrinate this plays in my head
3 months ago
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join my cult
3 months ago
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good morning i didn’t sleep at all last night morning
3 months ago
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no more work only weed
3 months ago
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thanksgiving dinner flavored lube
3 months ago
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AI-powered toothbrush
3 months ago
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AI-powered coffee
3 months ago
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good morning
3 months ago
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goooood morning
3 months ago
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why didn’t anyone tell me there’s a new katamari game?!
4 months ago
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i have to cover the front desk for the next 6 hours and i need you to make time go fast please
4 months ago
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let’s go BJs
4 months ago
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my assistant
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4 months ago
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spent all day at my job but now it’s really time to get to work (powerwash simulator 2)
4 months ago
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happy hallowbean
4 months ago
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life be like “you down? lemme kick ya”
4 months ago
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good morning i’m sad morning
4 months ago
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cage cam
4 months ago
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