6-7 7-eleven 9/11 amen

lmao received mere moments after posting this

hello i need friends

oh look who it is

i love my personal chauffeur* *empty bus

the rain has stopped but the smoke from fireworks is thick

what a beautiful night to have tickets to a cubs baseball game lmao help

happy 250 jackie chan

i know my calculus it says u + me = us

i’ve cried multiple times watching the artemis livestream today. truly inspiring

three weeks free!

i also haven’t had coffee in ten days which is temporary due to a reflux flare… but god damn i am powerful

it’s been two years since i’ve had a cigarette and ten days since i’ve had a nicotine vape

three days with no nicotine let’s gooo

good morning i am sick morning

iconic

HOOOOONK honk honk HONK

just used my new potato ricer for the first time and i’m in love

return of the two drink girlfriend

the rhythm and the pulse of the city

sorry hate to be that person but instead of exchanging 2025 for 2026 could i actually just get a refund?

year new

and that’s a wrap on work

on this eve of the new year i bid thee good morning

what’s the one kitchen device or tool you couldn’t live without?

gloom morning

merry morning

touching up paint in the salon on christmas eve because this is really one of the only times i can have the space all to myself

who up trying to be someone’s muse

good christmas eve morning

everyone had big last day of school energy at the salon today

on repeat

is that a cosmic control rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

boots and cats and boots and cats boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and

oops all tired

jfc we really do live in hell

i’ve never played a skating game before but Skate Story is perfection mechanics. soundtrack. story. 10/10 probably the most fun game i’ve played this year

can’t stop thinking about being a guy made of glass and pain

the bathroom at the drake is less fancy than expected

four drink girlfriend

i’m a regular girl, i can make it through this day

lol i’m so tired hahahaha

smashley worldwide

been playing Cult of the Lamb recently and every time I find a new follower to indoctrinate this plays in my head

join my cult

good morning i didn’t sleep at all last night morning

no more work only weed

thanksgiving dinner flavored lube

AI-powered toothbrush

AI-powered coffee