in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

“I won’t die a billionaire” is pretty good. It’s remarkable how few people in similar positions have internalized the circumstantial nature of their own success.

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

saw an incredible car today

one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free

nevermind I just a notice about my checking overdrafting and having to already take out of my savings to fix it im so fucked I wanna Kermit

alright I got my brain to chill for long enough that I was able to leave a voicemail to the hiring dept head at the place that interviewed me, I have done all I can until they call me back, so now I will listen to dnb and build Lego until I can get back to a neutral brain state instead of negative

normally i’d say if you need your wig less than a month out it’s an extra rush fee, but if you commission me within the next week for Anime Expo, it’ll be normal price

I am sorry to anyone who knows me I am the worst version of myself right now

okay! okay! lets kill this trainer! beat him to death with carrots

basically academic language is another barrier. but also a signifier to the $ ppl in charge saying, "hey I paid the toll for entry! I'm one of you guys."

incredible things are happening on tiktok

This year ive been teaching myself the dry collodion process, out of an intense, unquenchable desire to spend as long as humanly possible taking a photo. Finally got enough sunlight to take a test shot and it was more successful than i could have imagined. I'm on cloud 9 with this. watch this space

Tennis gansai/pencil/markers/oilpastels

didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles

They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup

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Kids are on their phones too much. I don't know why they don't use the many youth clubs, public swimming pools, community clubs or sports facilities successive governments and skint local authorities have underfunded, closed or sold to property developers.

the only way in which horseshoe theory is true imo is that both fascists and anarchists can radicalize themselves into being so distrusting that they start to treat historical public health breakthroughs as conspiratorial plots

You did not have “changes in the results”; there were no results to change, because the ballots were still being counted.

penn & teller once talked about magic mostly being "someone spending more time on something than anyone might reasonably expect", and it applies directly to comics (and other arts)

Really damn tired of our "allies" abandoning trans youth and then turning around saying "we see you, we hear you, we support you as long as you're over the age of 19 to align with Trump's policies!"

yall have fun w your direct ill learn about things eventually when im not a broken brained individual

What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls.

get a load in this guy

is it just me or was that drop out of la very good for steyer? the gap dropped by 1.6% to less than 3, and last i checked hilton's margin was 130k votes larger

hey man we used AI in the production process of this game but don't worry none of it made it in the game, it was a huge waste of time and money, and we could've just looked at stock photos at the end of the day. You have to accept the future.

Motherfuckers

Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.

Already seeing cis "allies" saying "well it doesn't exist, so what harm does it do to say he's against it", like it doesn't show weakness and cede to Republican framing on the issue. Like we didn't see the GOP employ the exact same tactics on abortion, which Dems likewise ran from

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I am once again trying to get my brain to allow me to be happy about my new doctor appointment goin well but cannot bc I am instead thinking about how I want that job to just call me back and tell me whether or not they wanna give me a job so I can either cease my stress or increase it exponentially

good news: we have reached the zenith cara-junes-stuff.myshopify.com/products/die...

We have entered a fascinating era where the president is historically unpopular but also desperately wants to always be in the public eye so we keep seeing these massive fascist displays that loudly say "we don't care how much this sucks for you the emperor needs his basketball"

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

My local aldi spent a week tearing out all but one cashier station and installing self checkout, and a little over 6 months later tore out all the self checkout lanes and reinstalled the cashier lanes. Make your customers perform labor, expect them to take a payment

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

I enjoy the implicit concession in the NYP's framing that this is in fact what charlie kirk looked like

if your childhood home was so precious why would you turn it into an airbnb instead of living in or selling it

“some people are made important by their work while others are made untouchable by theirs, and boy do most of us get it backwards on which is which” WHEW

Even if true (and how 1984-ish of Cava Bag Boy to say that), last I checked Portland, Oregon and the state of Minnesota are both within the United States. So, you know, they're still Americans. Just like New Yorkers.

they told me i'd hear back by the end of the week and havent heard anything still and i KNOW they said they'd call me whether i get an offer or not to not leave me in suspense limbo forever so like i'm very much trying to not catastrophize and assume the worst and fall into a depression pit but MAN