Sobbing at these Italians being happy to be stuck in traffic during a strike for Palestine

this is undisputed GOAT territory

you know things are bad if cops are complaining about other cops

The puppeteer's union has rejected my slogan "We Need More Hand Jobs!"

ran into a friend I haven't seen since 2015 on a road trip back from seeing [REDACTED] and learned they ALSO moved to sac within the last year and now we're gonna try to hang out in the future YIPPEE!!!!!

yung bae tonight......

They made my existence into an "issue" then complained I'd become a single issue voter

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

the end of summer

in the spirit of popular food hack burger "the mcgangbang", im officially coining the costco glizzy chicken bake combination "the kirkland signature fleshlight"

FUCK STARBUCKS ALL MY HOMIES HATE STARBUCKS

alright everyone line up for your goodnight kiss

have an insane knot in my neck/shoulder area bc I pulled something I guess and now life is Ouchie:(

"Why do you only read the headline and not the article???" The Article:

Important!

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

it used to be you had to already be a little bit insane to be on the computer this much

And remember, the reason he wanted separate vaccines wasn't due to any science, but because *he'd filed a patent application for a single measles vaccine*. It was just grifting.

i think this rules that he recognizes this and said it when everyone was watching

i need everyone to get more communist

Madison Carstens, a transgender woman from Seattle, was attacked by six men in a transphobic hate crime on Sept 2. She suffered a ruptured eardrum - that may have permanently damaged her hearing - and a severe concussion that will keep her out of work for weeks or months. Do your thing, fam. (1/2)

happy Libra season to all who celebrate

"Wow you guys just call everyone you don't like a Nazi!" If you copy Nazi Chief propagandist Joseph Goebbel's speeches term for term, say hail victory (that's sieg heil, for those who don't know), & refer to the "storm" then yeah... you are a literal Nazi.

Happy Bi Visibility day, I'm bringing this back

You've given up playing Silksong? It's too hard? Haru Urara wouldn't have given up.

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

need it to be December so I can have my haunted daughter in uma

It's not easy being old, hold on to your youth and catch HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, back in theatres now thru September 24! 🌹 brnw.ch/21wVdz0

“solving autism” the day before the rapture is so desperate

#umamusume #thesopranos

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Crazy shit happening rn

counting down the minutes until I'm able to leave work and become Bald

Storm shelter Copan, OK

the idea that one day a trans kid will look at me and see a future for themselves in me is enough to make it all worth it

Companies are about to learn that liberals can to do Disney what the right did to Bud Light.

Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME. DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED

Working on wine signs today

I don't vote in Illinois and I'm not paying close attention to this race, but I'd sure like to see more candidates and elected Democrats putting their bodies on the line like this. I don't even care if it's a campaign stunt. Kat is out there taking risks, and we need to see leaders fighting.

Got room for one more?

I Don’t Want To Do This Anymore #art

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok