You’ll have to rip this horror boner comedy out of my cold dead claws, it’s peak 1999 cinema that bombed in part bc columbine just happened so no one in the target age range wanted to see a violent dark comedy

Vacation complete and their surgery is tomorrow! See you all in October, it’s gonna be a fucking nightmare to take all the photos and edit them so probably mid to late Oct :’)

Forever proudly displayed on my wall.

More for fun, I need to pick the brush back up again sometime

More for fun, I need to pick the brush back up again sometime

Did you know I was a painter too? Cockatrice, 2020 (sold)

Did you know I was a painter too? Cockatrice, 2020 (sold)

I will say some of us aren’t sustained by others or an outside job (anymore, tho I did for years) and followers still don’t translate 1:1 with dollars so we just don’t make that much money :) But if I can’t have both, I’d rather be happy than rich :)

I will say some of us aren’t sustained by others or an outside job (anymore, tho I did for years) and followers still don’t translate 1:1 with dollars so we just don’t make that much money :) But if I can’t have both, I’d rather be happy than rich :)

Vacation donkey invasion

My Halloween preorders are now live!! There's also restocks of lots of my other spooky goodies 👻🧡 ✨ Shop the collection here! ✨ #halloween ✦ #artshop ✦ #cats ✦ #cuteart

Given the climate, I think it’s important to underline that some of your favorite queer creators live in red states on purpose :) Relatedly, I’m a proud Hoosier and even if some people around me want me to disappear, I’m still here. Thanks, Indianapolis, you’ll always be my home town. ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨

Given the climate, I think it’s important to underline that some of your favorite queer creators live in red states on purpose :) Relatedly, I’m a proud Hoosier and even if some people around me want me to disappear, I’m still here. Thanks, Indianapolis, you’ll always be my home town. ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

Con season is FINALLY over and I’ll be going on vacation with my family next week to hopefully regain some of the energy that fell out on the way around the country Store will probably reopen in October, I’ll be taking care of my partner after surgery so I’ll be unavailable for 95% of September :)

Con season is FINALLY over and I’ll be going on vacation with my family next week to hopefully regain some of the energy that fell out on the way around the country Store will probably reopen in October, I’ll be taking care of my partner after surgery so I’ll be unavailable for 95% of September :)

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Escalator handrails should go the same speed as the stairs vote for me

@stablercake.bsky.social ^^

This is a better post than the one I forgot to make COME SEE US!

Come see me and @stablercake.bsky.social in the DLCC at bizarro Anthrocon I mean Oddities & Curiosities Pittsburgh! We’ll be in the dealers den I mean vendor hall until 6 and 10-4 tomorrow!

Gatekeeping furry from other furries because you don’t think they’re “furry enough” for you is a real chud move and you should squash your inner cop about it

If you're not covering your equipment in stickers, do you really love it? Ft significant presence from my besties @stablercake.bsky.social and @houndsaint.bsky.social ofc, because they make INCREDIBLE stickers

Gatekeeping furry from other furries because you don’t think they’re “furry enough” for you is a real chud move and you should squash your inner cop about it

HOORAY it’s announced I can be annoying about it now!! I’m Guest of Honor at Indy Fur Con 2026! So excited to do artwork for the disco theme!!

Oh I got a photo but I left don’t come see me I’m at my house now

HOORAY it’s announced I can be annoying about it now!! I’m Guest of Honor at Indy Fur Con 2026! So excited to do artwork for the disco theme!!

Forgot to show u all my new carry bag logo :)

Forgot to show u all my new carry bag logo :)

IFC we’ll be here til 6! Got in late so no table photo for u

My second set of surgeries will be 9/15! This time it’s the right side and that’s my dominant arm so it’s pretty scary. I have every confidence in my surgeon and her team & I’m hopeful there will be no repeats of last year’s complications. If all goes well, by next summer maybe I can carve again!

I don’t have a photo here at the con bc it’s too full in here now and I was slow, but if you want to see the tie dyes I have left just ask me at iFC! I have mostly drakes and dragons but a couple no worries tanks left as well! $50 apiece :)

Sometimes a commission really speaks to me, and I put a little extra oomph into it. This was only a commission for a harpoon head as a pendant, but after some back and forth with the client I decided to add a little faux scrimshaw, referencing some historical examples. Isn't it beautiful?

Todays your LAST DAY to place your orders for Megaplex 2025~! Don't miss your chance to snag some delicious goodies and this radical Swat Kats inspired sticker designed by the even more rad @stablercake.bsky.social ! :D DM me if you're interested or have any questions~!

Website is back up, now that we are back from AWU! Get yourself some pirate booty, freshly delivered to your door! pirateartisans.com

Forgot to post what they look like trimmed :)

Come see me and @houndsaint.bsky.social at Chronicle Games at 1752 at GenCon! You’re required to be really nice we’re being hosted by some splendid dice/painting/RPG folks who deserve your perusal too!

Forgot to post what they look like trimmed :)

#gencon :)

Come and visit me and @stablercake.bsky.social at #GenCon! We’re being hosted by our lovely friends at Chronicle Games (Booth 1752) and have a whole series of paintable minis available through them!

Come see me and @houndsaint.bsky.social at Chronicle Games at 1752 at GenCon! You’re required to be really nice we’re being hosted by some splendid dice/painting/RPG folks who deserve your perusal too!

The second of 2 shirt designs I did for #GenCon this year!

The first of 2 shirt designs I did for #GenCon this year! Done as a “sequel” of sorts to my Absit Omen werewolf carving.

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

Ran out of time to trim em but real happy with the ones on this yellow paper!

I promise I’m working …!

I promise I’m working …!

After a While 🐊