#PortfolioDay I'm Evan Thomas! I'm an illustrator, writer, professional monsterer. Monstrosity is divinity, is it not? Read the old comic I made at Serpentsong.com or support my metabolism at patreon.com/ECTmonster Thank you, won't you?

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I blasphemed for fun

Faerie of the emerald isles 💚 Or Fairy, Fae, Sprite, Spirit, whatever. Look it's magic, stop pretending there are rules 🦋

Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly! 10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡 Ask about my other tokens, won't we?

Look around you, there is still good in the world 🎸

Fear and loathing. Fear. And loathing.

Unexpected expenses came up. If you wanna get a juicy commission, now's the opportune time! It's a warped monstrosity of savings! 🧡 Full character B&W or Full Color 150 $ Message for details

Today marks the anniversary of a very special holiday. In 2017, in the less musky days of Twitter, it was a few years after graduation, and I felt a big "So What" with my work. @realgdt.bsky.social said 2 words that replaced those. It was time to quit my moping & start taking things seriously.

Money's tight, and I'll have lots of free time in the hospital bed for the Epilepsy Monitoring Unit next week, so now's a great time for commissions! 150$ lineart or 200$ full-color, PayPal preferred, send me a message here or on Tumblr. Thank you, won't you?

Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately. Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.

I could write an article/essay, or even an entire book about why MST3K, Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, and movie riffing in general have been life-saving weapons against depression over the years. I'm sure I'll write it someday.

This may be utterly absurd (it is, to anyone who hasn't seen the show) but to me, this moment from MST3K with @billcorbett.bsky.social returning as Krankor is one of the most heartwarming moments in television history. If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.

Eldritch Friends 5: Charity

Eldritch Friends 5: Charity

The End.

New Eldritch Friends is up for dolla donors on Patreon! Featuring a new friend, and an old one.

New Eldritch Friends is up for dolla donors on Patreon! Featuring a new friend, and an old one.

Commissions Open! Treat yourself this Halloween with something adorable! $150 B&W or Color Message for details!

Dating apps, bro.. I swear to God. "Handle my sarcasm! True Crime! Oxford comma! (The fuck?),Tell ME what to wear to our date!" This is like Tomie, you guys are clones of the same horrible person. Somebody kill me.

It's #PortfolioDay I guess! 🎉 I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡 Enjoy, won't you?

I wish I could say this guy was yet another nice misunderstood monster, but he's not. He really is bad.

Eldritch Friends 4: Amendment

Eldritch Friends 4: Amendment

New Eldritch Friends comic is up for $1+ Patreon members! The thrilling (I guess) conclusion to Sleeth and Velayn-ull's confrontation. I said that there were 2 new comics coming soon. I lied! There's 3 of them! Consider being a Patreon donor if you wanna see stuff early. Thank you, won't you?

#portfolioday I'm Evan, I'm a monsterer

Look, I'll get back to posting art very soon, I promise, but for the moment, My son is playing on the ps5.

It's me birthday! I'm 36, can you believe it?! I can't! I don't! I'm still missing out on some of the universal human experiences I probably should have gotten by now, and still feel like I haven't grown up. But I'm gonna concentrate on the things I do have. I appreciate all your support 🧡

Hope everyone has a happy The Day Before My Birthday! 🎂 I'm always touched by all the fireworks every year, it really makes me feel special.

Not one but TWO new Eldritch Friends comics are nearing completion. Patreon folks will get them first, so consider being a dolla donor if you wanna see the sketch sneak peeks too.

Happy Pride Month 🌈

700?! Thanks everyone! 🧡 I promise I'll make more of these! Drawing is easy, jokes are hard.

I've spent my life speaking through my art, it's my prime form of expression. Then a genocide started happening for all the world to see, and this is all I can say. I don't have any words left anymore, just this.

Would you like you VERY OWN unique Little Guy? I'm doing full-body creature commissions for 150$, in case you are looking for Little Guys 🧡

I don't know if there's any fan overlap between my work and Kiyohiko Azuma's, but I'd be happy if there was.

Eldritch Friends 3: Chaos

Eldritch Friends 2: Achievement

Eldritch Friends 1: Ambition

Wishing everyone a Mare-Krismis from me, circa 1995. Why dinosaurs instead of reindeer? Because dinosaurs were more fun to draw, of course.

We can work out details messaging on another platform, or email if needed, since lil' baby BlueSky doesn't quite have that yet.

Hey everyone. Sober moment. The last several years have been rough for my wife @ShyCustis; struggling with several rough diagnosis, medication issues & continued treatment/testing for her conditions. (Her absence from Cons the last 5 years) (1/2) www.gofundme.com/f/help-shy-s...

We can work out details messaging on another platform, or email if needed, since lil' baby BlueSky doesn't quite have that yet.

Thank you so much to everyone who’s supported me in this reopening! it’s gonna make a huge difference for me in the next few weeks here as medical stuff gets moving ❤️ Here’s some one of a kinds still looking for homes!

Eldritch Friends 3: Chaos

Eldritch Friends 2: Achievement

Eldritch Friends 1: Ambition